Oh, sure. If you count them in secular numerals.

The hilarious part of Huckabee's campaign is that for all his piety and invocations of his Christianity, he's running one of the least honest ones.

nashBridges: I do not understand how this man hasn't been laughed out of the primaries yet.

He's running as a Republican. 'Nuff said.

nashBridges: I do not understand how this man hasn't been laughed out of the primaries yet.

Look at his competition.

Evolution.

If you think America has a brain drain problem now, you will see vacancies all over the country in universities for science and engineering if Huckabee wins.

They will start packing their bags for Europe and Canada the moment he wins the primaries.

who gives a shiat, this guy already flew too close to the sun on wings of child pornography when he talked about changing the constitution, he's out, he's gone, porkchop, fork, stick him...

nashBridges: I do not understand how this man hasn't been laughed out of the primaries yet.

Half the country is made up of the retards who put Bush in office.

Twice.

Go Huckabee! The Republican Establishment is running scared!

jake_lex: The hilarious part of Huckabee's campaign is that for all his piety and invocations of his Christianity, he's running one of the least honest ones.

Some would say that isn't at all.

chimp_ninja: Oh, sure. If you count them in secular numerals.

too much win for one thread! I bow to you.

jake_lex: The hilarious part of Huckabee's campaign is that for all his piety and invocations of his Christianity, he's running one of the least honest ones.

"My opponent Mitt Romney, created and ran an attack ad. We're not going to stoop to his level, though, we're better than that. We created an attack ad, but we're not going to run it. And just to show all you folks in the media that we're serious, we'll play it for you. Don't worry if you're not ready, we'll play it again a few times, and give you each a copy, ready for air."

nashBridges: I do not understand how this man hasn't been laughed out of the primaries yet.


His competition is Lyndon LaRouche part 2, 911, 80s TV Game Show Host (whose lies and flip flops are even MORE laughable) and an ancient undead vampire who is hated by the republican base.

Oh... and some guy who was on a TV show once.

jake_lex: The hilarious part of Huckabee's campaign is that for all his piety and invocations of his Christianity, he's running one of the least honest ones.

Too true. He also claimed that while governor, he lowered taxes 94 times (something like that--can't remember the exact number). Well, he also raised taxes 21 times, and if you add them both together, there was a net increase. He's as slimy as they come. Asshole.

But aw, shucks, he's just a simple man. A good, simple, Christian man. Exactly what you want leading the most powerful nation in the world, right? I mean, who would want an intelligent, enlightened person capable of dealing with the vast intricacies of global leadership? That would just be elitist. We don't like them elitists.

Who needs a job? Jesus will provide.

/that's pretty much his entire platform

Never underestimate the power of a goofball conservative. The Reagan is strong with this one.

This is abviously a devious plot hatched by secular progressives and Satan himself. After all, Jesus himself said that he was gonna be doing some hiring in Arkansas, right? Oh wait, I'm sorry that wasn't Jesus hiring, that was Sonic

cmb53208: This is abviously a devious plot hatched by secular progressives and Satan himself. After all, Jesus himself said that he was gonna be doing some hiring in Arkansas, right? Oh wait, I'm sorry that wasn't Jesus hiring, that was Sonic

and I sat here thinking "why is a hedgehog in Arkansas funny? (Can't believe I just admitted that)

m0llusk: Never underestimate the power of a goofball conservative. The Reagan is strong with this one

Hah!

m0llusk: Never underestimate the power of a goofball conservative. The Reagan is strong with this one.

Never underestimate the power of the dumbass side of the force.

Bevets is your father.

He created a record number of jobs for illegal mexicans, let them get fat off medicaid and the ARkids program, he raped every business owner with his clean indoor air act, and he's a farking dickhead who I wouldn't trust with a nerf gun.

"Huckabee likes to brag that as Arkansas Governor, he created a "record" number of jobs."

Record number?

33 1/3?

45?