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(Some Guy) Obvious For Bloomberg "Nothing short of putting a lampshade on his head and yelling racial slurs" could be done that wouldn't be interpreted as a WH bid   (electiongeek.com) divider line 21
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hobnail 2008-01-18 12:28:46 PM  
Put on a dress at the same time and he could be the director of the FBI, though.

 
LonMead 2008-01-18 12:29:00 PM  
"For Bloomberg "Nothing short of putting a lampshade on his head and yelling racial slurs" could be done that wouldn't be interpreted as a WH bid"

Could be going for the Ron Paul/Dennis Kucinich demographic.

 
Pompatus 2008-01-18 12:30:24 PM  
I would like to nominate that headline for Mental Picture of the Month award. Kudos, subby.

 
Hang On Voltaire [TotalFark] 2008-01-18 12:38:42 PM  
DRTFA but NPR did a story about this this morning. Everything he says is a clue

 
quatchi 2008-01-18 12:39:40 PM  
Is Bloomberg gonna run?
Is he? Is he?
Man, that some pathetic shiat right there.

S'rsly, wanting a billionaire to buy the presidency and speculating endlessly on the possibility is an unfunny joke by this point.

Hey, here's an idear, if America has fallen so in love with Mammon at this point why not just put the gig up fer bids on e-bay?

Sure ya might end up with the Sultan of Brunei as yer Dear Leader but on the other hand it would eliminate these farcical election like thingees.

Failing that? Just give into yer obvious desires fer a monarchal system by breeding Chelsea Clinton with one of the Bush boys.

Both idears are less ridiculous than wot ya got going on nowadays.

 
LonMead 2008-01-18 12:47:26 PM  
Just give into yer obvious desires fer a monarchal system by breeding Chelsea Clinton with one of the Bush boys.

The Beni Jeseret Sisterhood on line 2 for you, sir

 
uh_clem 2008-01-18 12:49:17 PM  
...putting a lampshade on his head and yelling racial slurs...

Isn't that how you win the South Carolina Republican Primary?

 
Politank-Z 2008-01-18 12:50:29 PM  
LonMead: ...snip...The Beni Jeseret Sisterhood on line 2 for you, sir

The Tleilaxu will do it in half the time, and will throw in a free Duncan Idaho if you call in the next 5 minutes.

 
stinieroo [TotalFark] 2008-01-18 12:51:53 PM  
quatchi: Just give into yer obvious desires fer a monarchal system by breeding Chelsea Clinton with one of the Bush boys.

No, no. After President Hillary Clinton, it will be President Hager. (pops)

 
Geotpf 2008-01-18 12:55:25 PM  
hobnail: Put on a dress at the same time and he could be the director of the FBI, though.

I thought wearing a dress was a traditional thing to do if you were mayor of New York City. Ask Rudy.

 
generaltimmy 2008-01-18 12:56:02 PM  
hobnail: Put on a dress at the same time and he could be the director of the FBI, though.

or mayor of NYC. 9/11

 
LonMead 2008-01-18 12:56:09 PM  
Politank-Z: LonMead: ...snip...The Beni Jeseret Sisterhood on line 2 for you, sir

The Tleilaxu will do it in half the time, and will throw in a free Duncan Idaho if you call in the next 5 minutes.


winnah!

 
TFer 2008-01-18 01:35:33 PM  
quatchi

do yourself a favor and quit using 'wot, yer, and idear'

EMF, DYSI?

 
hobnail 2008-01-18 01:40:41 PM  
Geotpf, generaltimmy:

The circle is complete.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-01-18 01:41:52 PM  
Even then I am sure they could find a constituency they would say he was appealing to.

Ron Paul fans?

 
Parthenogenetic 2008-01-18 02:34:10 PM  
LonMead: The Beni Jeseret Sisterhood on line 2 for you, sir

Politank-Z: The Tleilaxu will do it in half the time, and will throw in a free Duncan Idaho if you call in the next 5 minutes.

Ron Paul is the Empire's greatest hope for true freedom.

Only Ron Paul has the guts to re-establish the value of our currency as 1 Solari = 1kg of Pundi Rice.

Doctor Paul's enemies have tried to link him to rogue Ixians who want to bring back sentient machines, but he has never personally done anything to advance their cause.

Sick of House Atreides, the Spacing Guild, CHOAM fatcats, femi-nazi Bene Gesserit, and the other greedy Masters of the Universe dictating humanity's destiny?

Join the img252.imageshack.us!!!

 
Kar98 2008-01-18 02:56:36 PM  
Would get my vote.

 
Kar98 2008-01-18 02:58:47 PM  
quatchi: Hey, here's an idear, if America has fallen so in love with Mammon at this point why not just put the gig up fer bids on e-bay?

Oddly enough, the Simpsons Romans already did it.

In 193 A.D. the entire Roman Empire was put on the auction block by the Praetorian Guard. On March 23rd, The Praetorian Guard first killed Pertinax the emperor, and then announced that the highest bidder could claim the entire Empire. Didius Julianus outbid everyone else for the price of 6,250 drachmas per Guard, an act that initiated a brief civil war. Didius was then beheaded two months later when Septimus Severus conquered Rome.

 
BraveNewCheneyWorld 2008-01-18 04:24:29 PM  
If he is planning on running, he's being smart about it. It's the late entry who's poll rating increases from 0 to anything mentionable that has a psychological advantage with the mindless voting masses. When they see that his poll numbers approaching the leaders, they assume he will beat them (they think of it like a horse race). There's nothing like voters who vote for who they think will win, instead of who they want!

 
Hectropolis 2008-01-18 05:25:28 PM  
Ted: Dougal I would not have done a Chinaman impression if I had known that there would be a Chinaman there to see me do it.

Dougal: Why not Ted?

Ted: Because its racist!!

 
TheGreyPiper 2008-01-18 06:20:48 PM  
quatchi: Is Bloomberg gonna run?
Is he? Is he?
Man, that some pathetic shiat right there.

S'rsly, wanting a billionaire to buy the presidency and speculating endlessly on the possibility is an unfunny joke by this point.

Hey, here's an idear, if America has fallen so in love with Mammon at this point why not just put the gig up fer bids on e-bay?

Sure ya might end up with the Sultan of Brunei as yer Dear Leader but on the other hand it would eliminate these farcical election like thingees.

Failing that? Just give into yer obvious desires fer a monarchal system by breeding Chelsea Clinton with one of the Bush boys.

Both idears are less ridiculous than wot ya got going on nowadays.


So...would you rather have that little high-yellow quota hire panhandle the dough so he can buy it instead?

 
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