Bob never missed the opportunity to admire a "whale tail."

"Ya'll excuse me whilst I fix this wedgie I got goin'..."

Surprise buttsecks!

/obvious

"Penis goes where??"

"Hel-LOOOOO Frisco...."

Smile, you're on Canted Camera!

Scientists discover that a side effect of Down Syndrome is a tendency to lean to the right, both literally and figuratively.

"Sometimes my rectum gets that 'not-so-fresh' feeling..."

"I'll have this gyro stabilizer replaced in a jiffy M'am."

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction!

Xanax! Weeeeeeeee!

*parp*

"Is that you Emrick? I had a great time last night."

/Loves Laura Bush

"I know he thinks you're fine and stuff, but does he know how to wind you up?"

Because George so often has his head up his *ss, I usually need to lean over to hear him.

"That's right - a crotchless pantsuit!"

You put your thingy in, you take your thingy out, you put your thingy in, and you shake it all about...

"I'm your sister. I'm your sister!"

"And 'Simon Says', lean to the right".

Jim Crawford quickly changes the First Lady's batteries during a recent media event.

'....atta boy.....hit it harder......'

"I'm your sister. I'm your sister!"

/now vote-ified

"Lean this way, Mrs. Bush, and your facelift will look almost lifelike."

my those are big....and you can hear what they are saying on the space shuttle?
really?

"You're right. That is a W tattooed on your butt. Or is it an M?"

"Evidence of the First Lady's sanctity is demonstrated by her halo, as shown in this photograph."

"What this town needs is an enema! Starting with me!"

"Now, ladies and gentlemen, let me show you just how simple Stepford has made it to change the batteries!"

"It's I-gor."

"Dear God! The First Lady has a SNUKE!"

BRAINS!!!

brap gets my vote. Loves me the wordplay.

Hurrrrhhhh!

"The White House? I don't know, I've been living at the Mayflower for so long now..."

Animatronic Laura gets a quick lubejob from Jim Crawford before being Fed-exed to Disneyworld.

"Hurry up and snap it already, my boobs are hanging so low even the camera-man's turning red!"

The First Lady demonstrates the President's favorite sexual position: bending over for the rich white man while leaning to the right.

"Look, a pink sock"

"Moooooooooooon River"

"Don't worry, Ma'am, as soon we get this stick back up your *ss, you'll be right as rain".

"I see what you did there"

HumbleGenius

Comedy gold right there. Definitely should have enabled voting.

"Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?"

Ahhhh! You cursed rat, look what you've done! I'm melting... melting!

Who's next?

*Hic*

"I'm a bendy straw, just like the Democrats on issues of grave importance."

And bend, and bend, and bend. Ok now the other side.

*Ron Howard - narrator* It was then that Laura saw her twin sister, Lucille, in the audience and smiled as she was in a unique position to help with George's treason charges. She thought that finally she had the upper hand on her tyrannical sister and was not bound to let her forget it.