Joe the Cook in perhaps his greatest role ever.... Joe the Cook is....OCTOBER SURPRISE!

Remember, kids, The Nature Boy also is a big fan of South Carolina's football team.

That got 'em 6-6 and no bowl bid.

I was wondering if this was going to happen. I mean, the guy could give Paul a life in his limousine. He claims to be 'jet-flying', but does that mean that Flair's actually piloting the damn thing?

Paul's stance on kiss-stealing is not yet known, but I suspect he's probably not too keen on either the wheeling or dealing. And Flair is a well known flopper, if not necessarily a flipper.

Woo.

WOOOOOOOOOO!!

Isn't it a bit early for a Nite Krew thread?

GET'EM TULLY!

Before I clicked on it I saw this banner on the main and read "Everday I Fail."



Poor crazy Huck.

turboeli: I was wondering if this was going to happen. I mean, the guy could give Paul a life in his limousine. He claims to be 'jet-flying', but does that mean that Flair's actually piloting the damn thing?

Paul's stance on kiss-stealing is not yet known, but I suspect he's probably not too keen on either the wheeling or dealing. And Flair is a well known flopper, if not necessarily a flipper.

Woo.

thank you. That's hilarious.

Ok...... action hero, check...

Wrestler, check.

Hammer? Did anyone hear from Hammer? Oh.

How about Abe Vigoda, he still dead?

Alright, I guess load up the midgets and the dog-faced boy, we're officially on tour, people.

Seriously? What the fark is with fundamentalists?

Footage of Ric Flair's road rage incident:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GezoiplUMf0

WWJBS?

Who Would Jesus Body Slam?

Is he trying to reunite the Four Horsemen?

If William "The Fridge" Perry jumps in for Dingleberry, only then I will be sold.

bluenovaman: If William "The Fridge" Perry jumps in for Dingleberry, only then I will be sold.

Perry has to carry Huckabee around on his shoulders for an entire state's worth of campaigning before I'll support him

I'll hold out to see where Ricky Steamboat stands, then I'll make a decision.

If you care about who wrestlers support:

Val Venis and Kane both support Ron Paul.

No Ric Flair - but at least they have day-jobs.

DarnoKonrad: Seriously? What the fark is with fundamentalists?

A combination of thinking they know what Americans like that is twenty years out of date or they're just not good at hiding their homophobic homoeroticism.

well that's the white trash vote sewn up.

Oh wait, it already was?


P.S, Huckabee let Wayne Dumond rape my dog and then had his son murder it. Fer shiz.

/voted against Suckabee twice
//eat shiat and die "Huckster"

PlasticMoby: /voted against Suckabee twice


Huckabe: 2
PlasticMoby:0

Factory Refurbished


Oh, it's not just my loss. We ALL have to deal with that idiot now.

Ric Flair comes to the Monkey Joe's next to my bike shop on a regular basis. Always made a big scene and threw fits when people didn't make a big deal about his being there. He is a first class douche bag. I wouldn't piss on that man if he was on fire.

WWJW

When Would Jesus Woooooooooooooooooooooo!?

"let me tell ya, brothers. when the nature boy gets into THIS political ring, he better be ready for the hulkster. The hulk isn't going to let him come in here and push us hulkamaniac brothers and sisters around with his amendments for god. the hulkster is going to bring a world of pain on huckster and all you hulk fans are gonna laugh when i wipe the political ring with his face. brothers, now is the time for all you to step up to the hulkster. if the nature boy thinks he's gonna take the hulkster down, he better bring the macho man randy savage to bat with him. and even if two of them come at the hulk, they're going to be in for a surprise, brothers. because i'm just gonna teach both of them a lesson." -- The Hulk, aboard the Straight Talk Express

FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK

BAH GAWD KING

Guntram Shatterhand: ...they're just not good at hiding their homophobic homoeroticism

Chucklehead Huck is much better at denying stuff than hiding stuff.

Huckster is, in fact, an expert at denying stuff.

Evolution, Global Warming, Equal Rights to gays and Reproductive rights to women, so on and so forth.

So yeah, yer posit makes sense.

quatchi: Guntram Shatterhand: ...they're just not good at hiding their homophobic homoeroticism

Chucklehead Huck is much better at denying stuff than hiding stuff.

Huckster is, in fact, an expert at denying stuff.

Evolution, Global Warming, Equal Rights to gays and Reproductive rights to women, so on and so forth.

So yeah, yer posit makes sense.

Um, Hukabee is very much for tackling global warming. That's part of the reason why much of the GOP mainstream hates him.

/Would still prefer McCain.

Boobies: FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK

FIGURE FOUR OF FREEDOM, BROTHER!

Horse steroids are natural, sort of.

Is this the alternative NiteKrew thread?

/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

this just keeps getting better..

Aughsum: this just keeps getting better..

I'm going to give you the constitutional suplex, brother. and you're going to be laying there CONFUSED, and i'm gonna pick you up and throw you into the ropes of the lobbyists, who are going to push you back so I can give you the clothesline of justice. You're gonna fall on your back and curl up like a baby and i'm gonna give you the elbow drop of liberty. brother, this is what presidential primaries are all about, and you're gonna get learned. Y'all are gonna learn. The hulkster doesn't take this from any of you so-called front-runners.

bluenovaman: If William "The Fridge" Perry jumps in for Dingleberry, only then I will be sold.

That would be awesome, because then I'd have all three action figures. The Perry G.I. Joe one is the best.

Is it 1983 already?

Wasn't Jake the Snake available?

Never Trust Robots: Ric Flair comes to the Monkey Joe's next to my bike shop on a regular basis. Always made a big scene and threw fits when people didn't make a big deal about his being there. He is a first class douche bag. I wouldn't piss on that man if he was on fire.

I went to a Panther's game once and the vendor who paid for that took his to Ric's nightclub/restaurant. We got to meet the guy...damn, he's short. I walked up, the guy escorting us said "this is Ric Flair". I said "damn dude, you're shorter than I thought". So much for free food/drinks, our next stop was out the front door.

/Rufus R. "Freight train" Jones FTW

"Whether you like it or not you learn to love it because I'm the best thing going today Wooo!"

At least Huckabee has an action packed entourage.

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: Wasn't Jake the Snake available?

Nope. He's dead.

That's ok - Kane has endorsed Ron Paul (new window).

And apparently Jenna Jameson endorses Hillary.

Steel Cage match for the Presidency!

To BE that MAN, you gotta BEAT the MAN!

SPACE MOUNTAIN, BABY! Not the newest ride in the park,
but stil THE BEST!!!

wwwooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO!

/Got nothin'

How about a Norris/Flair ticket for president? I'd vote for them.

/Joking
//Unless they promise to make Hogan be Secretary of Defense and go leg drop the Middle East.

Uh oh, looks like the late nite TFers are gonna be all conflicted now.

/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

tychoides: How about a Norris/Flair ticket for president? I'd vote for them.

/Joking
//Unless they promise to make Hogan be Secretary of Defense and go leg drop the Middle East.

I disagree. The obvious choice for Secretary of Defense is Sgt. Slaughter.

SnoreCriminal: That's ok - Kane has endorsed Ron Paul (new window).

And apparently Jenna Jameson endorses Hillary.



Jenna?

iawai: If you care about who wrestlers support:

Val Venis and Kane both support Ron Paul.

No Ric Flair - but at least they have day-jobs.

no I don't.

Ace Frehley's Ghost: I disagree. The obvious choice for Secretary of Defense is Sgt. Slaughter.

THIS

Damn. Just when you thought that crazy was finite.

Damn that's awesome.

I don't agree with his politics, but I do like Flair and I believe he's genuine.

Martstar: Over_Zealously_Apathetic: Wasn't Jake the Snake available?

Nope. He's dead.

His soul maybe, but his body cannot be killed.

Too pickled with painkillers and booze.