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(CNN) Scary Clinton, Obama, Nevada, whateva... the real story here is why Hillary Clinton can't have a single picture taken of her that doesn't make her look like some sort of soul-eating psycho   (cnn.com) divider line 136
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I_C_Weener [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 10:24:30 AM  
The camera adds five pounds...and three demons.

 
Chakro 2008-01-17 10:25:30 AM  
Subby, the answer is too obvious.

 
flumpth 2008-01-17 10:33:27 AM  
Come on, that's just a bad angle. Plenty of photos of her looking completely normal.

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cmcnabb314 [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 10:36:22 AM  
The Camera Never Lies

 
LadyHawke [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 10:38:54 AM  
Because reporters only print the scary looking photos of her. This is because they know people will then concentrate on how bad she looks from that angle instead of how shiatty the actual reporting is on things that really matter.

 
TheConvincingSavant 2008-01-17 10:41:21 AM  
And as scary as she may look, that's the least scary thing about her.

 
truth_is_stranger_than_fishin [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 10:44:15 AM  
subby is so turned on by Hillary. Subby has naughty dreams and fantasies of having sex with hillary.

 
cranberryzero [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 10:44:41 AM  
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HansensDisease [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 10:48:51 AM  
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chestermania [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 10:51:18 AM  
Satan Spawn is as Satan Spawn does...

 
TheConvincingSavant 2008-01-17 10:51:21 AM  
Hansens, you're not helping. She makes Bush look good.

 
Code_Archeologist [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 10:53:55 AM  
Only in the camera can the creature's true form revealed. It is only in it's true form that it may be harmed.

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 11:05:28 AM  
HansensDisease

Oh, how very clever.

 
HansensDisease [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 11:10:06 AM  
Nabb1: Oh, how very clever.

Just like this entire thread.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 11:26:56 AM  
Some people just don't photograph well. I swear I've got a "Ring" thing going whenever someone snaps a shot of me.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 11:38:22 AM  
All right, have 100 pictures taken of you at random intervals during the day. See how many make you look like an idiot. See which ones are more popular.

I mean come on people. I'm not even a Hillary fan and I'm sick of this shiat.

 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 11:42:07 AM  
GAT_00: All right, have 100 pictures taken of you at random intervals during the day. See how many make you look like an idiot. See which ones are more popular.

I mean come on people. I'm not even a Hillary fan and I'm sick of this shiat.


I agree. At least we don't have any Hillary pics that resemble some other papparazzi shots. I don't want to see her panty-less or showing her boobs while drunk.

 
BobtheFascist 2008-01-17 11:57:32 AM  
That pic could make for an interesting caption thread.

 
albo [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 12:25:48 PM  
I'm shocked her image even shows up on film in the first place.

 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 12:28:48 PM  
albo: I'm shocked her image even shows up on film in the first place.

Its not film, its digital. Welcome to the 21st Century Dr. Van Helsing.

 
albo [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 12:38:47 PM  
I_C_Weener: Its not film, its digital. Welcome to the 21st Century Dr. Van Helsing.

Van Helsing: I want you to bring me before nightfall a set of postmortem knives.
Doctor Jack Seward: An autopsy? On Lucy?
Van Helsing: No, no. Not exactly. I just want to cut off her head and take out her heart.

 
Crosshair [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 12:50:16 PM  
TheConvincingSavant: And as scary as she may look, that's the least scary thing about her.

The scary thing is that you are right.

 
dark side of the moon 2008-01-17 12:57:30 PM  
That's the stuff of nightmares right there.

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 01:10:02 PM  
Nabb1: Oh, how very clever.

It was fun until someone made fun of your guy, eh Junior?

 
Blues_X [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 01:15:51 PM  
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whiskeyinthejar [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-17 01:31:06 PM  
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Oh yes. You would have hit it.

 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 01:59:57 PM  
flumpth

You made me chortle.

I get the feeling this thread is going to be Chock-Full-O'-Win.

 
serpent_sky [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 02:09:52 PM  
I_C_Weener: The camera adds five pounds...and three demons.

Keyboard. New. Owed.

 
DarnoKonrad 2008-01-17 02:11:26 PM  
The real story here is why Hillary Clinton can't have a single picture taken of her that doesn't make her look like some sort of soul-eating psycho.

And that does scare me.

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PullItOut 2008-01-17 02:12:27 PM  
Crosshair: TheConvincingSavant: And as scary as she may look, that's the least scary thing about her.

The scary thing is that you are right.


I agree...she's far enough to the right to give just about anyone the willies.

/Slick ones

 
quatchi 2008-01-17 02:12:54 PM  
The Camera never blinks.

But in Hillary's e it prolly really wishes it could.

 
Spanky_McFarksalot 2008-01-17 02:14:50 PM  
Awwwww, it's ok HansensDisease. You go a head with your bush pictures if it makes you feel better that they're ganging up on the girl.

 
Shaggy_C 2008-01-17 02:16:11 PM  
Tsk, tsk. There's no hate like anti-Hillary hate.

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 02:17:54 PM  
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Walker [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 02:18:10 PM  
She needed a replenishment of souls when this one was taken:
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quatchi 2008-01-17 02:18:42 PM  
In a sign of the high level of interest in the caucus process, the Nevada Democratic Party has designated nine at-large caucus sites in Las Vegas casinos to give workers who wouldn't be able to leave the casinos a chance to participate in the process.

However, according to The Associated Press, on Friday a teachers union with ties to Clinton and six Democrats sued to stop the casino caucuses, saying that the caucuses allocated too many state convention delegates to one group.

The Clinton campaign denied any involvement in the lawsuit, but the Obama campaign noted the suit was brought after Nevada's culinary workers' union, which represents many of the casino and hotel workers, endorsed Obama.


THIS.

 
MC O'Brien 2008-01-17 02:19:18 PM  
O RLY?
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One of my favorites!

 
eatin' fetus 2008-01-17 02:19:53 PM  
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"You're my little weapon!"

 
Treygreen13 2008-01-17 02:21:35 PM  
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You mean like THIS?

 
moops 2008-01-17 02:22:22 PM  
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BravadoGT [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 02:22:48 PM  
Maybe it's because when a person uses artificial, exaggerated facial expressions in public, it makes it easier to photograph a person looking, well--artificial.

 
serpent_sky [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 02:24:53 PM  
Did she look this crazy when Bill Clinton was in office? I really don't remember her looking so scary/psychotic back then....

 
Brett Favre 2008-01-17 02:25:38 PM  
b..b..but bush...

 
moops 2008-01-17 02:26:25 PM  
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HansensDisease [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 02:26:50 PM  
Spanky_McFarksalot: Awwwww,

Awwww. Just reminding you neo-cons of all the whining you did about Bush "bashing" back in '04. But I guess it's OK when a republican does it.

/Enjoy your hypocrisy!

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 02:29:20 PM  
Lionel Mandrake: Nabb1: Oh, how very clever.

It was fun until someone made fun of your guy, eh Junior?


Bush is not now, nor has he ever been, "my guy." In fact, I hold the two of them just about equal.

 
Headso 2008-01-17 02:29:52 PM  
I can't bring myself to give a shiat about this...*claps hands in a pompous way* next thread!

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 02:31:38 PM  
I bet if I had people taking pictures of me all day every day for months that quite a few of them would not be very flattering.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-01-17 02:31:51 PM  
Eh, just wait until she tears her skin-mask off and eats a rat on live television...

/not obscure...I hope...

 
Spanky_McFarksalot 2008-01-17 02:31:59 PM  
HansensDisease: Enjoy your hypocrisy

What hypcorisy? Show me one post where I whined about bush bashing. You won't because I was there doing the bashing myself.

OMG! U made fun of democrat Y0u is are a Ne0cON.

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