Pardon me while I go fap like an Egyptian

You mean like Atum? That would be a tough wank to follow, my friend.

Does her picture give you impure Thoths, subby?

+1 for the headline

Yikes. She's almost my age ;)

WOW! She's a lot older than me... I am old enough to remember rockin' out to Manic Monday but, I still too young care!

\is 33
\\Everytime I am stuck in traffic I remember the line "Even if I had a airplane I couldn't make it on time" and I smile and then envision ramming the car in front of me that keeps letting people merge in front of it.

Adman12: Pardon me while I go fap like an Egyptian

You mean like Atum? That would be a tough wank to follow, my friend.

Wow... I hadn't heard of that before. Didn't Zeus do something similar in Greek mythology? I mean, didn't he create one of the gods by impregnating himself?

I'd hit it like the fist of an angry Ra.

smoky2010: WOW! She's a lot older than me... I am old enough to remember rockin' out to Manic Monday but, I still too young care!

\is 33
\\Everytime I am stuck in traffic I remember the line "Even if I had a airplane I couldn't make it on time" and I smile and then envision ramming the car in front of me that keeps letting people merge in front of it.

My favorite is the guy who lets everyone out of the parking lot after the light you have been sitting at finally turns green thus sticking you at a green light because he wants to be Mr. Courteous.

Hey you know she's married to that guy who did those Austin Powers movies? Not Mike Myers the other guy.

therecksays Mini-me?

Litterbox That guy is a peach. I ussually see him when I am trying to get into the mall parking lot of December 24th. After sitting in lines for 2 hours Mr. Fecal-Matter for Brains lets the 75 people that just to the opposing light go.

Even better than that is the guy that in the blinding snow storm that rides right on your bumper with his high beams on! I love him too. Or conversely, the guy that does 5 on the highway during a snow squall an won't yeild from the center or left lanes.

smoky2010: therecksays Mini-me?

Litterbox That guy is a peach. I ussually see him when I am trying to get into the mall parking lot of December 24th. After sitting in lines for 2 hours Mr. Fecal-Matter for Brains lets the 75 people that just to the opposing light go.

Even better than that is the guy that in the blinding snow storm that rides right on your bumper with his high beams on! I love him too. Or conversely, the guy that does 5 on the highway during a snow squall an won't yeild from the center or left lanes.

Last night a car almost hit me and the oncoming traffic pulling out of a parking lot. We came to a red light, when it changed, he waited for about 15 seconds to let two cars coming the other way turn left (no left turn arrow). I don't really get upset while driving, I just thought it was amusing how the traffic rules apparently don't apply to some people.

drevil877 I have seen that. Just this morning I was coming out of Burger King (with my weekly treat of a sausage buiscut and a large hash brown) and it has one driveway with the little triangle thingy at the end to seperate incoming from outgoing traffic. I was coming down the driveway to leave, and this moron makes a right, into the outgoing side and almost hits me. Then to top it off, he gives me the 1 finger salute!

\I then threw a hash brown at him... but, only 1

I used to think the Bangels (mostly because of Susanna Hoff) were much hotter than the Go Go's, but now after watching some of those more recent (Maybe last few years) VH1 specials and such, the girls from the Go Go's have aged a lot better. And were probably more skilled at rock band parties, too.

therecksays: Hey you know she's married to that guy who did those Austin Powers movies? Not Mike Myers the other guy.

Jay Roach.

Also: While wpmulligan's pic above is very tasty, it's from The Allnighter, which was directed by Susanna Hoffs' MOTHER. Kinda lowers the heat for me.

Subby,

I'd give you a golf clap for said headline, but, well, you'll understand....

/PIWWOP, etc...

/typing with one hand is hard.

liquidlen: Also: While wpmulligan's pic above is very tasty, it's from The Allnighter, which was directed by Susanna Hoffs' MOTHER. Kinda lowers the heat for me.

Especially since that's how hot the movie got. What a waste of time.

Plus, what was up with that stupid surfer guy just leaving and then getting a 'we're sad you died/but did you?' moment at the very end? That still baffles me.

I love Susanna Hoffs, she is a class act and a very gracious lady. I met her in 1991 at a hotel during her tour when she opened for Don Henley. Her solo music was so good and I had hoped she would have enjoyed a very successful career as a solo artist. We had a long chat about music, where we grew up, and other things. Quite refreshing.

Happy B-day Susanna!

Your_Huckleberry: I used to think the Bangels (mostly because of Susanna Hoff) were much hotter than the Go Go's, but now after watching some of those more recent (Maybe last few years) VH1 specials and such, the girls from the Go Go's have aged a lot better. And were probably more skilled at rock band parties, too.

The Bangles win because none of their members recorded Heaven is a Place on Earth.

Who?

/i'll be on the sidewalk.
//off of your lawn.

arguelles: Who?

Google "The Bangles" (she's the lead singer) and you'll be all set.

Walk Like an Egyptian (new window) (made them popular)

Then there was

Manic Monday (new window)

Hazy Shade of Winter (new window) (I like their version)

I love Susanna Hoffs, she is a class act and a very adventurous lady. I met her in 1998 at a brothel in berlin during my tour when the army was doing balkan raids. Her [expletive] was so good and I had hoped she would have enjoyed a very successful escape out of there. We had a long chat about music, where we grew up, and toys. Quite refreshing.

Happy B-day Susanna!

nutmilk: I met her in 1998 at a brothel in berlin... Her [expletive] was so good

Wait, what?

Recently found their cd "Different Light" (which contains Walk Like An Egyption & Manic Monday) in a used bin for about $3. Bought it. My heavy-metal children threatened to disown me.
Hah!
They can get off my dam' lawn!

/...if I could just find the video on CD...
//fap like an Egyptian

She's not really Egyptian.

i'll forever love SH and the bangles for introducing me to Big Star when i was in high school.

arguelles: Who?

/i'll be on the sidewalk.
//off of your lawn.

*sigh*
This comes 4 days after someone said to me. "John Wayne who?".
I remember waiting in line for tickets and during the concert, forcing my way up to the front where I got splinters under my fingernails for holding on to the wooden boards that stopped people from going up on stage.

And who can forget the eyes during Egyptian?
( O) ( O)

(__) (__)

(O ) (O )

liquidlen: ...which was directed by Susanna Hoffs' MOTHER. Kinda lowers the heat for me.

Speak for yourself.

Link (new window)

You're welcome.

Heroic Poser: This comes 4 days after someone said to me. "John Wayne who?".

The hell you say!!!!
Who? Who would say such a thing?!!!!

I'm going to watch Rooster Cogburn right now on my iPod!

Great songwriter. Though I guess this gets overshadowed when you have the greatest fark-me eyes of all time.

And furthermore

Heroic Poser:
And who can forget the eyes during Egyptian?
( O) ( O)

(__) (__)

(O ) (O )

Cute! For a second I thought they were boobies. But those would be like this:
(o)(o)

or, if not as perky:
(.)(.)

I would Bangle the hell out of her

/somebody stop me

ScreamingInDigital: Link (new window)

You're welcome.

Thank you very much.

Great way to start the morning.

Cheers!

Return Post is one of their best.

I was always a fan of the Peterson sisters...this is how they look nowadays...

/would soooo still hit!

I had their album, thought about it the other day when the music started showing up on the canned music at work. I haven't listened to it in ages, like all of my old tapes.

I would have hit any of them back in the day. Susanna, I'd still hit it.

Don't hassle the hoffs?

ScreamingInDigital

WOW, just WOW.

zappaisfrank
are these women or trannies?

This is becoming a thread of extraordinary magnitude. You all have my gratitude.

Golden dreams of my yesterdays (new window)

/Fist of an angry God
// Screen door, hurricane
/// My bunk

Heroic Poser: ...

And who can forget the eyes during Egyptian?
( O) ( O)

(__) (__)

(O ) (O )

Oh yeah - those eyes. From the current pics on the link (new window), she's still got 'em.

Slenderocean: Golden dreams of my yesterdays (new window)

Giggity.

A little mousy, but still a total piece of a$$