A week late and more than a dollar short, subby

She looks more like a tranny every day.

Pic in sidebar is more accurate:

I'm starting to think SHE MIGHT HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM.

Yesdog: I'm starting to think SHE MIGHT HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM.

Let's not jump to conclusions.

strangeguitar: Yesdog: I'm starting to think SHE MIGHT HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM.

Let's not jump to conclusions.

You're right. Drug problem is an understatement. At this point, her blood should have the same chemical composition as pure ether.

Who?

Looking at Amy Winehouse makes me sick to the very pit of my stomach. That is all.

MoeSzyslak: Who?

Indeed.

She looks like a dude in a wig.

Wow. Thats all I can say.

If she makes it to 27, she better clean up or it's the Janis Joplin express for her. If she makes it. And if she does some musical thing to make her better.

/I'd still hit it.

5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: She looks like a dude in a wig.

Her next single is "Shoes," (new window)

She's better off letting her bangs grow out to cover up that dog-face she's sporting.

She looks like Dee Snyder

FTA: Amy, you need 'Rehairb'

Hey author...kill yourself

Look at her face. Her hair is NOT the problem.

Where'd the spiders go?

Yesdog: I'm starting to think SHE MIGHT HAVE A DRUG GENDER PROBLEM.

FTFY

I used to think that she might be on the very edge of being cute, but now she kinda reminds me of the Rolling Stones; a little of Mick's face, Keith's blood, Charlie's blank stare, Bill's - well, I'll leave that one alone - and Brian's rotting corpse. That's not good for a girl in her mid-twenties, right?

Wookie Milson: I used to think that she might be on the very edge of being cute, but now she kinda reminds me of the Rolling Stones; a little of Mick's face, Keith's blood, Charlie's blank stare, Bill's - well, I'll leave that one alone - and Brian's rotting corpse. That's not good for a girl in her mid-twenties, right?

Overflowing with WIN!

/thread over, next topic please

Wookie Milson: I used to think that she might be on the very edge of being cute,

I had(in the most past tense you can imagine) the same feeling for her... Although it was apparently only when she was done up just right and shot just right. Mass media beer goggles...

A shame too, although her music does nothing for me, she clearly can sing, assuming ProTools type trickery isn't happening... She isn't long for this world I suspect.

LarrytheBlueOkie: MoeSzyslak: Who?

Indeed.

She should get together with Pete Doherty, who is apparently another UK smash hit.

/Those two should marry and have kids

Holy crap she's looking like a tranny.

With all those pictures you could really put together a "faces of meth" compilation.

/no PS skills
// no PS at work.
/// Lazy

Tr0mBoNe: I'd still hit it

With what!?

/I suggest fire
//then acid
///then dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at her

RobertBruce: She looks more like a tranny every day.

I just fugured it was a tranny.....

GonzoNihilist: Look at her face. Her hair is NOT the problem.

Exactly. The woman is the very definition of MUTT.

What also seems to be lost in all of this is the fact that she may have some small amount of talent, but very little creativity or originality. The Aretha Franklin/Janis Joplin thing has already been done by people who are (or were) much better at it than her.

She's little more than the "fun junkie spectacle of the week".

/Amy, just OD already and stop polluting our collective unconscious

She's got something closely resembling a pulse?
I'd hit it.

Has anyone, who is trustworthy, actually seen her genitalia?

I'm just sayin'...that's a dude.

Now, in all fairness, she used to be hot. Now she looks like, well, any number of meth addicted redneck women living in trailer parks, sucking down malt liquor from a can and giving blow jobs for their next bump.

I still haven't heard any of her songs. Prefer to keep it that way.

Raug the Dwarf: Now, in all fairness, she used to be hot. Now she looks like, well, any number of meth addicted redneck women living in trailer parks, sucking down malt liquor from a can and giving blow jobs for their next bump.

I still haven't heard any of her songs. Prefer to keep it that way.

I hadn't either until the other day. I think it was an episode of Nip/Tuck and they had her song "Rehab" playing in the background. It was pretty rocking.

However, I agree with your synopsis of her looks. There ain't no getting beat like getting beat with a meth fugly stick

Her two albums are actually really good, in a mid-60's sort of girl-band, pseudo-Motown throwback kinda way.

But why in the hell does she insist upon doing that with her eye makeup? One upon a time, she had some curves, wasn't strung out, and was sort of exotically cute. Now, yeah. Won't you take me to Junkietown?

Either way, It's a shame she'll die soon.

Just OD already.. quit stalling!

I heard Amy's last drug test came back with traces of blood and urine in her system.

That's a man, man!

Oh man, is she gross.

That's a MAN baby!

wow. she's a step over f**k-ugly.

she looks 40, not 24.

Her face is revolting, better hair won't help enough.

Ummmm, no. Won't be looking at pics of Amy Winehouse anytime soon.

/sorry
//not really

LEAVE AMY ALONE!!!!

...wait... Britney girl IS Amy Winehouse?!?!?!

she looks like that one dude in Kids in the Hall when dressed as a woman -- GIS didn't produce the picture i was looking for...

MaxxLarge:

But why in the hell does she insist upon doing that with her eye makeup?


Can anyone confirm if, in fact, that "eye makeup" isn't actually permanent (i.e. tattoos)?

Dear Amy,

Please go away.

Thanks in advance,

EP

My God. She is one unfortunate looking woman.

*shudders*

I made her more presentable:

masiahjo: With all those pictures you could really put together a "faces of meth" compilation.

/no PS skills
// no PS at work.
/// Lazy

So distrubing -- someone please do this one justice and put together a 'faces of Meth' PS...

/PS skills and at work, but damned if I'm staying any longer to do it myself. There are drinks to be had.