two words come to my mind: "lunacy" and "profit"

Looks more like Satan. No PS skillz here, someone get to it.

Is it just me or is that a picture of Satan?

How much? I'm redoing my kitchen and nothing says classy like a Jesus countertop.

/I will make my Virgin Mary grilled cheese sammiches on it

Idiocy
Boredom

Sometimes these look a little like Jesus, but the dog ass one looks better than this one.

Could be made into a very nice urinal.

"stupid" and "catholics"

Save the cheerleader...save the world

"rorschach"

Could just be Nicole Richie.
\ribs, eugh.

ZOMBIE CHRIST!11!!11!!1!1

Goatspunk, tyr9: [Satan]

Agreed. Looks like one of those horned goat heads that go inside the pentagram to me.

Jebus farked the link, cuz he hates you all

subby
I was thinking "monumental" and "cleavage".

I'm going with a blue-handed demon giving us the finger

/no shop skillz
//no paint skillz
///slashie skillz

Jesus my ass

"Jesus, is that granite slab for sale?"
"It is now lol"

"metriod"
&
"prime"

Dude, I'm still gonna start a hauling business. For 20 bucks, I will take your broken water heater, fridge, washing machines etc...anything with a flat facing panel. Then I will use a blow torch to burn images of jesus and mary into the panels and sell them on ebay! Who is down?

it's a streetlight.

mistahtom: Dude, I'm still gonna start a hauling business. For 20 bucks, I will take your broken water heater, fridge, washing machines etc...anything with a flat facing panel. Then I will use a blow torch to burn images of jesus and mary into the panels and sell them on ebay! Who is down?

I'll just make toasters that toast the image of jebus/mary onto toast, i think it's a lot cheaper. But I'm with you.

I thought it was Carl Lewis

phillydrifter

Yeah, but I will claim my business is a recycling business and thus will get more people, even pot smoking hippies (redundant, i know) to join in the effort!

Then to even drive the point farther home, give the money to a) planned parenthood or b) an atheist public service organization


Thx for the support

I saw a minotaur with blue shoulder pads

/which went out in the eighties
//someone should tell that to the minotaur

miltonbabbitt: first thoughts, too.

Doesn't look anything like the FSM!

Mark my words, I'm gonna paint the virgin Mary on a window with some vegetable oil or something so it shows up when the light hits it just so. I'll call the newspaper and eventually people will show up, praise it as a miracle and start praying outside of my house. I will then proceed to wash it off with a gleeful smile as these peoples' hope turns to bewilderment. I will then submit the article to Fark where it will be redlit.

“For behold, I, Zombie God, have suffered these things for all, that they might not suffer if they would repent; But if they would not repent they must suffer even as I; Which suffering caused myself, even God, the greatest of all, to tremble because of pain, and to bleed at every pore, and to suffer both body and spirit—and would that I might eat of your brains, and belch.” -Lividity 4:20

servoled FTW

Does anyone else's browser come to an absolute crawl when first visiting the smaller Fox websites? Mine spikes to 99% cpu usage for about 10 seconds...

/Will look into it further if need be

miltonbabbitt

Why the butt sucker horns?

I guess the six times that Math.random()*1000000000000000000 fires off could be causing it.

Reminds me of that video that was on fark awhile ago. A blueish looking "ghost" showing up on the gas station camera. Turns out it was a fly or some bug.

However, one lady instantly said "It was an angel. I know it was."

I wish people would think for themselves instead of a belief in bedknobs and broom sticks.

walnuts55: miltonbabbitt

Why the butt sucker horns?

I know nothing of this butt sucking you speak of (never attended UT).

I saw the image in the granite, and the first thing I thought of was the University of Texas horns.

Are you an Texas A&M grad perhaps?

I believe this is what you are all looking for: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Roll/satanic_ramhead. jpg

I third that cow.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Roll/satanic_ramhead. jpg

Still mess this shiat up. Forgive me.

I give up. Someone who knows what they are doing can fix this.

It's sort of frustrating to think that one could spend hours researching the presidential candidates, talking with others about the issues, doing some serious digging into the pros and cons of each candidate, and finally come to a decision and vote.

Then people that see Jesus or the Virgin Mary in moisture stains come along and cancel out your vote.

OneNightStand: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Roll/satanic_ramhead. jpg

Still mess this shiat up. Forgive me.

good heavens that jesus is savior.com website is BAZOINKED

OneNightStand: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Roll/satanic_ramhead. jpg

Still mess this shiat up. Forgive me.

Here's a working link for 'ya (pops)

Long day, eh?

75 minutes and only 47 comments?
This is a good thing.
When this sort of ridiculous gawkery meets total apathy, this is indeed a good thing.

I don't know what the market will pay for Jesus Velasquez memorabilia in granite...

Maybe I'm just hungry, but it makes me think of BBQ - a cow skull, betwixt two blue-black chickens.