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(Google) Interesting EMI Records announces cha cha cha cha changes   (afp.google.com) divider line 22
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Farkomatic 2008-01-15 07:46:41 PM  
Probably had to make financial room for all the lawyers they'll need to sue the fans.

 
hulk hogan meat shoes 2008-01-15 07:56:45 PM  
I think saying changes like that is going to be the next big thing. I hear it a lot. And I heard it it on Flight of the Conchords when Jemaine impersonates Bowie in Bret's dream.

 
whatshisname 2008-01-15 08:02:12 PM  
It was all a frame. They only did is 'cos of fame.

 
LemSkroob 2008-01-15 08:29:51 PM  
"The label's roster of artists includes The Beatles, Coldplay, David Bowie, Janet Jackson, Norah Jones, Robbie Williams, The Rolling Stones and The Spice Girls."


lets see, your major artists are all performers that everyone has had albums of for, in some cases, decades, and you wonder why sales are slumping???

 
theurge14 2008-01-15 08:54:40 PM  
hulk hogan meat shoes: I think saying changes like that is going to be the next big thing. I hear it a lot. And I heard it it on Flight of the Conchords when Jemaine impersonates Bowie in Bret's dream.

Brit? Brit? Oh BRET....

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2008-01-15 09:13:43 PM  
I guess it wasn't an unlimited supply, and there is no reason why.

 
m2313 2008-01-15 10:49:03 PM  
cha cha cha changes
a fish
a fish with kids

/obscure?

 
biggoodie111 2008-01-15 10:51:45 PM  
Hmm. Guy Hands is in charge at EMI..

Wouldn't it be funny if he had small, dainty, effeminate hands?

I'll bet he was on the recieving end of a lot of butt-whoopins whan he was in school!

 
Gobobo 2008-01-15 11:28:26 PM  
One of the coolest blokes alive..
i.timeinc.net
Check out the TEETH

 
foil helmet guy 2008-01-15 11:39:28 PM  
jake_lex: I guess it wasn't an unlimited supply, and there is no reason why.

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You made me smile.

 
megareactor 2008-01-16 12:41:44 AM  
FTA: Terra Firma, which is headed by financier Guy Hands.

/she has man hands!

 
Guntram Shatterhand 2008-01-16 12:49:06 AM  
I'll take my Yes-Referencing expectations and leave the room.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-01-16 12:49:42 AM  
Gobobo: One of the coolest blokes alive..

Check out the TEETH


I had an old piano with teeth made from real elephant ivory...exact same colour and tone.

 
Mad_Radhu 2008-01-16 03:15:39 AM  
EMI is actually a pretty cool member of the music industry. They were the first with DRM-free digital downloads, and word on the street is that they could pull their funding from the RIAA (new window), which could be the beginning of the end for that hated industry group.

 
spencurai 2008-01-16 05:31:21 AM  
Mad_Radhu: EMI is actually a pretty cool member of the music industry. They were the first with DRM-free digital downloads, and word on the street is that they could pull their funding from the RIAA (new window), which could be the beginning of the end for that hated industry group.

Waiting for the Irony tag.

 
danduran 2008-01-16 05:38:25 AM  
Mad_Radhu: EMI is actually a pretty cool member of the music industry. They were the first with DRM-free digital downloads, and word on the street is that they could pull their funding from the RIAA (new window), which could be the beginning of the end for that hated industry group.

Pity EMI is going to vanish first.

Actually what do I care, I don't live in the US!

/downloading right now

 
Stinky93 2008-01-16 09:39:29 AM  
EMI is actually a pretty cool member of the music industry. They were the first with DRM-free digital downloads, and word on the street is that they could pull their funding from the RIAA (new window), which could be the beginning of the end for that hated industry group.

You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means. If they fund the RIAA, that makes them uncool, and I welcome their death.

 
mofomisfit 2008-01-16 11:21:28 AM  
Do you have one sequined jumpsuit, Bowie, or do you have several ch-ch-ch-changes?

/Do they smoke grass out there in space, Bowie, or do they smoke astro-turf? It's such an artificial high...

 
chechcal 2008-01-16 01:49:46 PM  
And these children that you spit upon
who try to change their world...

 
Easy Reader 2008-01-16 06:49:56 PM  
LemSkroob: "The label's roster of artists includes The Beatles, Coldplay, David Bowie, Janet Jackson, Norah Jones, Robbie Williams, The Rolling Stones and The Spice Girls."


lets see, your major artists are all performers that everyone has had albums of for, in some cases, decades, and you wonder why sales are slumping???


Swish!

 
danduran 2008-01-16 07:23:26 PM  
Easy Reader: LemSkroob: "The label's roster of artists includes The Beatles, Coldplay, David Bowie, Janet Jackson, Norah Jones, Robbie Williams, The Rolling Stones and The Spice Girls."


lets see, your major artists are all performers that everyone has had albums of for, in some cases, decades, and you wonder why sales are slumping???

Swish!


Err - hate to burst your bubbles, but Norah Jones and Colplay are two of the top selling artists of the CURRENT decade... I don't understand how they can be failing so badly, to be honest.

 
RyanAntiHero 2008-01-17 12:30:31 PM  
danduran: Easy Reader: LemSkroob: "The label's roster of artists includes The Beatles, Coldplay, David Bowie, Janet Jackson, Norah Jones, Robbie Williams, The Rolling Stones and The Spice Girls."


lets see, your major artists are all performers that everyone has had albums of for, in some cases, decades, and you wonder why sales are slumping???

Swish!

Err - hate to burst your bubbles, but Norah Jones and Colplay are two of the top selling artists of the CURRENT decade... I don't understand how they can be failing so badly, to be honest.


Because they are stupid and make very poor business choices

/was excited about this article
//hope they laid off my ex too

 
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