jesus christ kill it with FIRE!!!

/something something blind leading the blind something...

This will make the music business profitable and more savvy.

Record Exec: Mr. Federline, please explicate your proposal for attracting new business to this record label through your clients.

Federline: Certainly. The artists I have retained under my representation have demonstrated a decidedly proficient ability to sell their works to a variety of new and unleveraged listening markets. Furthermore, market research has concluded POPOZAO!

DIAF

/a fire, please die in it

I must preface this statement by hanging my head in shame that I have been coming to Fark for about a year and today is the first time I clicked on the music link. (I know, throw stones, Im much more embarassed for myself than you are)
My question - where are my fellow Farking Metal Heads?
I grew up with a father who respected our household enough to raise us on Black Sabbath & Alice Cooper.
The Crap these kids listen to today...
/get off my lawn?

under his "discography" similar artists are Vanilla Ice and Brian Austin Green.

LOFL.

The guy is a total douche, but why not give it a shot. Hell if I won the lottery like he did I'd give something I enjoyed a go. Hopefully I'd be a little more talented than he in whatever field I chose.

Some good investments would probably be his best bet though.

DaisyMay...I respect your father very much!!

Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet. (pops) I can't think of anyone I'd rather pepper spray.

Just think of what he could produce!

A Tribe Called K-Feds
KF Doom
Fedtron 30-06
The Phedercyde

16 000 copies of Playing With Fire are out there right now, causing some kind pollution I'm sure of it.

Still more records than you and I have sold combined, though.

DaisyMay: My question - where are my fellow Farking Metal Heads?

biatching about Metallica in that thread

archerjoe: Just think of what he could produce!

A Tribe Called K-Feds
KF Doom
Fedtron 30-06
The Phedercyde

You forgot "K-Fed FDM"

/'cause you'll have to be on drugs to like it

A douche producing rap?

How unusual.

DaisyMay:
The Crap these kids listen to today...


Give them some credit, I don't think their taste is so impoverished that they will willingly listen to something released/produced by K-Fed!

All he has to do it match the right beat with the right pretty boy who is younger and unattached and can kinda sing, use some of his Britney money to get it pressed, and pass it along to a few of the coke buddy a&r types...and he'll get rich(er) as the teeny boppers lap it up.

EXTENSIVE DISCOGRAPHY OF ONE??!!!
He pwned britney spears.

archerjoe: Just think of what he could produce!

A Tribe Called K-Feds
KF Doom
Fedtron 30-06
The Phedercyde


*applause*

/dont forget living fedgends.
//k-fed clan? (aint noting to fark with)
///company federline, for the win.

How farking ironic would it be if his career went farther than Britney's, or worse, if he becomes the next P. Diddy?

What kind of advice can this idiot offer them? Aside from telling them to hook up with a hot and upcoming artist, get them pregnant, drive them crazy and let them self destruct only to oneself look as the more sane person coming out of the relationship.

Popozao anyone?

Fark U: don't look to record unit sales as an indicator of "success" or not.

16,000 copies sold is a pretty good indicator of epic failure as a "professional" "musician" or even "producer".

I've always thought Federline looks like a white version of Snoop.

His first official signed artist:

I downloaded and listened to his album. It sucks, but it's not the worst thing I've ever heard.