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(UPI) Spiffy How to drink yourself into a round-trip flight from New York   (upi.com) divider line 26
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strangeguitar 2008-01-13 10:31:03 PM  
That's nothing...
i227.photobucket.com
/obscure?

 
Broadcastdave [TotalFark] 2008-01-13 10:55:53 PM  
strangeguitar: /obscure?

"consider yourself" not obscure

 
I Miss Mah Bucket 2008-01-13 11:54:10 PM  
Anyone see the alcohol rehab ad on the side?

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-01-13 11:54:17 PM  
I like the alcohol rehab center ad at the top of the page.

/mixed messages? Nah.

 
Eat The Placenta 2008-01-13 11:54:46 PM  
genius. prompt to pilots anonymous.

 
RockNRoller227 2008-01-13 11:55:14 PM  
"The bar owner added that the sales campaign was created to help the bar stand out from its competitors and was not aimed at promoting heavier drinking."

...Though it is a nice side-result.

 
redly1 2008-01-13 11:55:39 PM  
Hell, at $10 a drink, they need an incentive

 
Purelilac [TotalFark] 2008-01-14 12:00:55 AM  
Drinking myself out of round-trip flights is more my bag. Damn double bloody marys. >:|

 
polt8115 2008-01-14 12:02:39 AM  
i248.photobucket.com

In training for flight to Rio..

 
studebaker hoch 2008-01-14 12:09:56 AM  
My moonshine still is cold kickin' right now, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/hang on there's someone at the door...

 
mistahtom 2008-01-14 12:25:09 AM  
i love the ad at the top of the page:

pagead2.googlesyndication.com

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2008-01-14 12:25:18 AM  
I rarely drink at bars. It costs 5 times as much as buying a bottle and drinking at home. Plus, my living room couch is more comfortable than a bar stool.

 
willicus 2008-01-14 12:30:43 AM  
Here's the website with all of the rewards the bar offers. (new window) It sounds pretty farkin cool.

 
foxbrook78 2008-01-14 12:36:11 AM  
Epsilon
I rarely drink at bars. It costs 5 times as much as buying a bottle and drinking at home. Plus, my living room couch is more comfortable than a bar stool.


The only one that'll hang out with me is my dear old Grandad. And we drank alone?


Seriously, though, is this booze rewards card legal?

/Why do contests have the no purchase necessary clause?

 
Topher200 2008-01-14 01:08:00 AM  
I'm thinking- ok. Some guy got trashed, passed out on a plane, and woke up seven hours later, back in the city he started in.

/Kinda disappointed.

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-01-14 01:30:15 AM  
Now if my liquor store would start on this.

 
Bgnome 2008-01-14 01:49:47 AM  
You shall be full of the finest yeasts. The yeasts are alive, and know what they're doing. If you're very quiet, you can hear their mellifluous song. Let yourself be guided by it.

I have just stolen this line for all my brewing related forum signatures

 
jimpoz 2008-01-14 01:53:35 AM  
Won't somebody please think of the children!

 
Jaggers 2008-01-14 02:44:18 AM  
Priority Boarding. If Members are waiting with others to enter the bar, the bartender shall allow the Member to board the bar first, administering, if need be, physical violence upon the offending Non-Member in order to ensure that proper societal rank is maintained.

 
No Such Username 2008-01-14 02:51:17 AM  
Topher200: im thinking...

yea, thats what i expected

/lil disapointed

 
StewMcG 2008-01-14 09:32:24 AM  
Personally, I like what they do at the Winking Lizard in Cleveland:

The Winking Lizard Tavern World Tour of Beers for 2008 is our 22nd World Tour. Each year we are challenged to offer and get the best and most varied beer selection in the nation. By limiting this list to 100 beers it is even tougher. This year our Tour list has 46 styles of beer. The 2008 World Tour begins on January 11th at all Winking Lizard Tavern locations!

As we have done for the last few World Tours, we will be offering a half-way gift when you have tried 50 beers from the World Tour, a concert-style long sleeved T-shirt with the World Tour Beer List on the back. Finishers of the World Tour will receive either a men's or women's style down filled vest with our most colorful and detailed World Tour logo yet!

To join the World Tour, visit your favorite Winking Lizard Tavern, plop down $10.00 and begin your adventure into the world of craft and imported beers. We start you off with a Guidebook, a wallet card so you can keep track of what you have tried, and a Tour Card that will electronically keep track of the Tour beers you have finished. You may drink the beers in any order. And though we do our best to ensure that all the beers will be available for the entire year, we may have to substitute a beer if we happen to be out of one.

After you drink all 100 beers you are awarded the coveted 2008 World Tour jacket and receive an invitation to the World Tour party to be held in January 2009. Any comments or concerns about the World Tour, please email the b­ee­rme­is­ter­[nospam-﹫-backwards]dra­zilg­nik­niw*com

NEW YEAR, NEW GIFT, NEW JACKET, NEW BEER. IT'S TIME TO TOUR!!

 
NYRBill 2008-01-14 09:56:44 AM  
the place I go to has a rewards program. for every $250 you spend (food or drinks) you get a $15 off coupon.

 
Ashtrey 2008-01-14 10:56:12 AM  
Shoot, at my bar, after I spent about $1000, they gave me a job.

 
thefive 2008-01-14 11:19:22 AM  
I think this is awesome. I don't have a local bar, but if I was even remotely near this one I would stop in at least 2-3 times a week.

 
dasvilson 2008-01-14 01:04:55 PM  
Damn where was this when i was in college?

 
RyanAntiHero 2008-01-14 03:07:11 PM  
Now if this was at Boss Tweed's, I could have gone to California already.

/twice

 
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