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(Metacafe) Amusing Nightwish's "Wishmaster", the misheard lyrics: "hamster, a dentist, hard porn, Steven Seagull"   (metacafe.com) divider line 25
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Pyro Messiah 2008-01-13 09:23:41 PM  
What, that's not what Tarja is saying?

 
le mew [TotalFark] 2008-01-13 10:18:56 PM  
It's no 'Fart in the duck' but it'll do.

 
The Black Guy from Platoon 2008-01-13 11:49:39 PM  
Definitely not one of Nightwish's better songs.

Think that award goes to Planet Hell or Ghost Love Score.

 
Doggie McNugget 2008-01-13 11:51:37 PM  
I WANT A COW (new window)

 
strahdd 2008-01-14 12:06:16 AM  
There are other TFers who like Nightwish beside me?

 
Matt46_2 2008-01-14 12:26:24 AM  
The Black Guy From Platoon

And Beauty of the beast and The Kinslayer...

 
emotionalwench 2008-01-14 12:28:40 AM  
None of the links posted here so far are as funny as the misheard lyrics video for Carl Orff's "Carmina Burana."

"Give me cookies!!!"

 
bofferbings 2008-01-14 12:58:48 AM  
Even though I know the real lyrics, I never sing along with the real ones because of this video.

/don't tell anyone though
//not-so-closeted Nightwish fan

 
tbookman 2008-01-14 10:33:52 AM  
Nothing beats "Yellow Ledbetter"

Click (new window - no RickRoll)

/make me fries

 
TonySoprano 2008-01-14 11:43:55 AM  
Nightwish is one of my favorite bands. Ive seen them twice, and met them both times...first time with Tarja and second time in Chicago with Annete. LOVE THE BAND!

This misheard stuff sucks, its not funny, ever.

 
GruntledWorker 2008-01-14 08:01:46 PM  
Best. Song. Evar.

Ghost Love Score (new window)

 
ComputerSaysNo 2008-01-14 09:40:56 PM  
I like how just because Nightwish's lead singer sings in a goofy soprano people find it justifiable to print scores of their music. These people are so goofy. The Beatles' music is infinitely more harmonically interesting than anything Nightwish has ever done.

 
coffee fiend 2008-01-14 09:56:03 PM  
ComputerSaysNo: I like how just because Nightwish's lead singer sings in a goofy soprano people find it justifiable to print scores of their music. These people are so goofy. The Beatles' music is infinitely more harmonically interesting than anything Nightwish has ever done.

I grew up on the Beatles, and John Lennon is one of my idols, but what does what you said have to do with the topic at hand?
/subby

 
quizkid8279 2008-01-15 12:29:30 AM  
TonySoprano: Nightwish is one of my favorite bands. Ive seen them twice, and met them both times...first time with Tarja and second time in Chicago with Annete. LOVE THE BAND!

I was also at the Chicago show with Anette, and was pretty darn impressed with her. "7 Days to the Wolves" was a definite highlight.

/Hoping for "Ghost Love Score" at the Pearl Room in May

 
Alphax 2008-01-15 01:51:05 AM  
Nightwish are one of my favorite bands, but like other opera singers, Tarja doesn't enunciate that well sometimes.

Favorite Nightwish songs:
Bless the Child
End of All Hope
Beauty of the Beast
Wish I Had an Angel
The Siren
Planet Hell

Probably a few I'm forgetting, my main iMac with my music is down.

 
wndrby 2008-01-15 03:37:18 AM  
You guys honestly like this shiat? I can't tell the difference between this and Evanescence.

Go listen to real metal.

 
LewDux 2008-01-15 08:30:27 AM  
wndrby: Go listen to real metal.

What is real metal?

 
Jedekai 2008-01-15 12:09:18 PM  
wndrby: Go listen to real metal

What is not "real metal" about Scandinavian-gothic-symphonic-power-metal? At least they aren't trying to sound like King Diamond (who rules) or Demon Burger or In Farts (who seriously don't)...

Also:

tbn0.google.com

/Approves (It's who the song's about)
//DL FTW

 
Krymore 2008-01-15 01:15:53 PM  
wndrby: You guys honestly like this shiat? I can't tell the difference between this and Evanescence.

Go listen to real metal.


You're probably one of those kids that thinks Linkin Park is "real metal".

 
coffee fiend 2008-01-15 04:26:10 PM  
Krymore: wndrby: You guys honestly like this shiat? I can't tell the difference between this and Evanescence.

Go listen to real metal.

You're probably one of those kids that thinks Linkin Park is "real metal".


Or Limp Bizkit.

 
tbookman 2008-01-15 04:30:59 PM  
wndrby: You guys honestly like this shiat? I can't tell the difference between this and Evanescence.

Go listen to real metal.


I'll listen to whatever I choose, thank you very little.

 
Pyro Messiah 2008-01-15 10:02:58 PM  
The best Nightwish song is Passion & The Opera you fools!

Link (new window)

 
DontSpitOnMyMind 2008-01-15 11:39:39 PM  
wndrby

Ah yes

"real metal"

Because there is only one genre of it.

/Beauty of the Beast and Ghost Love Score = Fav Nightwish songs

 
DerPups 2008-01-16 12:34:08 PM  
over the hills and far away!11!!


...that and i wish i had an angel are the only two nightwish songs i care to listen to really...

i tried to listen to the other stuff, really i did but it just doesn't do anything for me...

 
Krymore 2008-01-17 01:04:00 PM  
DerPups: over the hills and far away!11!!


I couldn't stop listening to that song for such a long time...

 
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