...on the... right hand side of the page?

*looks*

Where?

Interesting. I wondered who she was, if it's the same young woman I was "thinking" about.

FTFA: "We have three main models that we use, but she is the Snorg Tees girl. There is something about her that draws people in."

I'm gonna guess its the nipples.

I would like to "subscribe" to her "newsletter".

From Auburn University? Remind me, who has the hot co-eds and has won the last 6 Iron Bowls?

FTFA:...She is a communications major at Auburn, but she's not sure why so many people click on her picture.

"It just seems like I'm the girl next door, like I'd be easy to date, like I'm attainable," she said with a laugh, flashing that same huge grin that's on the ads.


Two theories to explain this:

1. She's actually just average for an Auburn student
2. Come on, it's the Internet.

Primum non nocere: From Auburn University?

Auburn University + "Under" = $$$

birdmanesq: I would like to "subscribe" to her "newsletter".

Really? I'd like to "f*ck" her up the "butt".

I thought I was the only one.


/It was pretty stupid to think that...

Kome: Really? I'd like to "f*ck" her up the "butt".

Pervert.

Kome: birdmanesq: I would like to "subscribe" to her "newsletter".

Really? I'd like to "f*ck" her up the "butt".

I laughed aloud.

/hates using IM-lish

Kome: birdmanesq: I would like to "subscribe" to her "newsletter".

Really? I'd like to "f*ck" her up the "butt".

Thread over, I'm almost crying over that

not gonna lie I've fapped to her before

/going to find pics to fap right now!

There is definitely something about that woman. I tend to ignore ads but not her.

Open-Mouth girl?

Meh. She has sharp knees.

I think she looks like she's "special" in some way. In an Olympian kind of way.

They pay her in shirts. I think she needs a better agent.

Kome: birdmanesq: I would like to "subscribe" to her "newsletter".

Really? I'd like to "f*ck" her up the "butt".

Instant classic!

FTFA: The brothers who launched the company 3 1/2 years ago credit much of its success to Fraasa, who's paid in free T-shirts.

You're doing it wrong

Looks like she could eat an apple through a chain-link fence.

Maybe I'm just a little dense, and I realize that explaining jokes takes away the humor, but I'm still curious -- Can someone please explain to me why "Your Mom Goes To College" is funny? And I don't understand the "I ♥ Lamp" one either... Somebody please help an old clueless person out.

She is moderately cute at best, by normal standards. But by fark standards, she's good.

adblock plus :(

She gets paid in free T-Shirt? She might be cute but her business senses are inexisting.

Especially being a "communications major", she better start asking money for her work now, because she won't have any when going out of college.

phaseolus: Maybe I'm just a little dense, and I realize that explaining jokes takes away the humor, but I'm still curious -- Can someone please explain to me why "Your Mom Goes To College" is funny? And I don't understand the "I ♥ Lamp" one either... Somebody please help an old clueless person out.

"Your Mom Goes to College" is a quote from the movie Napoleon Dynamite.

"I Heart Lamp" is a quote from the movie Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy.

Basically two quotes that were pretty funny about 4 years ago but really annoying now.

Finer than frog hair.

I don't know. Every time I see her picture I hear "wocka wocka wocka" in my head.

company that sells T-shirts imprinted with funny lame, occasionally rude played out comments and sayings.

/would still slather bbq sauce all over that

"It just seems like I'm the girl next door put out, like I'd be easy to date, like I'm attainable a slut,"

/call me?

Mentat: I don't know. Every time I see her picture I hear "wocka wocka wocka" in my head.

This.

/da da da da-da dant!

finally an important thread that should be re-cast on all major networks and newspapers
//news that we need
//and yes, any of her orifi would do

It appears studman69 changed his login name to post in this thread.

RoyBatty: adblock plus :(

THIS

fap fap fap

Here's a better article that links to her myspace.

"Fraasa" -- parents gave her that name

Way to go M & D

Ew, she's a Braves fan. Pass

Kome: birdmanesq: I would like to "subscribe" to her "newsletter".

Really? I'd like to "f*ck" her up the "butt".

Well played sir!

I don't find her that attractive. Now, the brunette in that red T-Shirt that says "With a shirt like this, who needs pants" I find irresistible.

Damn, I actually missed out on something thanks to adblock!

Jmast7: Ew, she's a Braves fan. Pass

Sharp knees and such?

she looks innocent

devioustrevor: I don't find her that attractive. Now, the brunette in that red T-Shirt that says "With a shirt like this, who needs pants" I find irresistible.

I am 100% in agreement there. That's the one I thought of when I saw this headline.

bromidestain:
"I Heart Lamp" is a quote from the movie Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy.

Oh man, now I'm really dissappointed. I always thought it meant LAMP, and believed that it was supposed to be a "sexy-SA" kind of nerdy in-joke.

To find out it was just something dumb... :(

ooOoooOooooOo.
6 piercings and an Atheist.