That really wasn't all that surprising. Take an average socially-maladjusted dweeb and deprive it of oxygen for about five minutes and then kick it in the head a few times and... this.

That was all pretty mild in terms of Second Life. I've seen some really freaky shiat out there.

The writer seems to have a phallus phixation.

DandamanFL: The writer seems to have a phallus phixation.

It would seem that the world in general does, he just points it out.

/would have expected a solid gold statue of Reagan shooting up some commies

DandamanFL: The writer seems to have a phallus phixation.

The General is the most manly Christian in the country! In fact he's "An 11 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender."

Tongue meet cheek.

There is enough to keep me busy in my First Life, so I don't need the Second One. Were I to live in my mom's basement, I might feel differently.

I have never meet anyone who has ever used Second Life, but I read articles about it all the time. Does it only allow reporters and bloggers to log in?

Chuck Wagon: I have never meet anyone who has ever used Second Life, but I read articles about it all the time. Does it only allow reporters and bloggers to log in?

I think you fail to realize that just about all second life users actually do live in basements. They are incredibly antisocial people.

Chuck Wagon: I have never meet anyone who has ever used Second Life, but I read articles about it all the time. Does it only allow reporters and bloggers to log in?

I'm actually a paper salesman in Second Life.

I've even created my own Second-second life.

Chuck Wagon: I have never meet anyone who has ever used Second Life, but I read articles about it all the time. Does it only allow reporters and bloggers to log in?

I got a wild hair and decided to create an account and logged in this morning.

I don't believe I will be back. That is one sterile and uninteresting virtual place.

I really don't get it.

I secretly suspect that Second Life is one of those things that the media's created that doesn't actually exist, like electronica. There may have been some sort of online internet thingies that exist, but they simply weren't profitable enough or controllable enough for media writers to deal with, so they had to fabricate something up.

Yeuch. My hands feel dirty for having even typed that disgusting E word.

turboeli: I secretly suspect that Second Life is one of those things that the media's created that doesn't actually exist, like electronica. There may have been some sort of online internet thingies that exist, but they simply weren't profitable enough or controllable enough for media writers to deal with, so they had to fabricate something up.

Yeuch. My hands feel dirty for having even typed that disgusting E word.

There's got to be someplace for people to sit and read virtual newspapers blogs

I don't know much about second life. Is it possible to create a dude who lives in someone else's mom's basement? Or maybe someone who has his own basement to hang out in? Or meet girls who are really turned on by basements in general?

SharkUW: I think you fail to realize that just about all second life users actually do live in basements. They are incredibly antisocial people.

This said by someone posting on the Fark politics page.

Hmmm.......

/not saying I'm any better, bro.

Has anyone played "Third-life" or "Fourth-life" are those games any good? How about "Reincarnation Nation" where all you do is meditate the entire time trying to reach enlightenment. And when you die you come back as something else and meditate the entire time trying to reach enlightenment. Or how about "Second Opinion Life" were you spend all your money on second opinions for a medical dx that you dont trust snd you have to try to convince your insurance company that its not a preexisting condition so they will cover the costs of your treatment and perscription medication.
/I hate second life! It keeps picking on my first life!

Virtual GOP HQ is boring. Author goes there looking for things to mock and comes away with a couple penis jokes and a screenshot of an avatar in a bikini. Lame.

Skleenar: SharkUW: I think you fail to realize that just about all second life users actually do live in basements. They are incredibly antisocial people.

This said by someone posting on the Fark politics page.

Hmmm.......

/not saying I'm any better, bro.

I don't spend numerous hours socializing and pretending to be intimate with anybody in this forum. I also don't take any of this idle chatter seriously.

DandamanFL: The writer seems to have a phallus phixation.


no he doesn't just sit around thinking about dicks all day.

SharkUW: I don't spend numerous hours socializing and pretending to be intimate with anybody in this forum. I also don't take any of this idle chatter seriously.

then last night meant nothing to you?!?

/that's it, i'm leaving

LargeCanine: Virtual GOP HQ is boring. Author goes there looking for things to mock and comes away with a couple penis jokes and a screenshot of an avatar in a bikini. Lame.

The funny part about it is that to the Republican mindset, this is offensive. And the perfect opportunity to have someone with a feces obsession to go in there and start posting stills from Two Girls One Cup.

That'll shatter some Jesus-addled minds like nothing else.

turboeli
I secretly suspect that Second Life is one of those things that the media's created that doesn't actually exist, like electronica Hillary's experience.

/FTFY

Guntram Shatterhand: LargeCanine: Virtual GOP HQ is boring. Author goes there looking for things to mock and comes away with a couple penis jokes and a screenshot of an avatar in a bikini. Lame.

The funny part about it is that to the Republican mindset, this is offensive. And the perfect opportunity to have someone with a feces obsession to go in there and start posting stills from Two Girls One Cup.

That'll shatter some Jesus-addled minds like nothing else.


Really? Or is that your prejudice talking?

Why? Why does second life exist? whyyyyy

SangamonTaylor: I'm actually a paper salesman in Second Life.



Sure you are.

Second Life looks kinda interesting. I wonder what would happen if you showed up to the headquarters as Reagan's zombie corpse?

But how many restrooms are there?

LargeCanine: Virtual GOP HQ is boring. Author goes there looking for things to mock and comes away with a couple penis jokes and a screenshot of an avatar in a bikini.

He also came away pointing out the prayer thingy at the Reagan memorial.
C'mon -- that is comedy gold

This Second Life thing is a joke, right?

Dimensio: SangamonTaylor: I'm actually a paper salesman in Second Life.



Sure you are.

WIN! You just won an internet that absorbs the powers of other internets. Unfortunately both internets exist solely on Second Life. So.. yeah.. I didn't actually get you anything.

Lemme guess... penises?

(haven't RTFA yet)

Came in here expecting to see the Buttsecks Owl and her progeny.
You disappoint me, Farkers.

/meh, I'm not posting it either - I've got better things to do with my photobucket acct

The name of the NIN song is "Closer", not "I Want to fark You Like an Animal".

Too much fail in the first 5 seconds to continue reading.

I hear the virtual acoustics in the virtual mens room of the virtual GOP headquarters are virtually amazing. It's a veritable tattoo of virtual toe-taps in there.

LargeCanine: Really? Or is that your prejudice talking?

No, I'm pretty certain a great part of the GOP is Christian Fundamentalists. In fact, the way that they've spent the last seven years with that crap pretty much cements that they're nothing more than people who would stick a bible up your ass.

I thought that was common knowledge, even to those who spend their time listening to Fox News and going on about 'liberals.'

Rex_Everything: The name of the NIN song is "Closer", not "I Want to fark You Like an Animal".

That makes it an appropriate song?

I am more curious about where some GOP voters go in second life, far more than where some freaky democratic voters go. I think the well-adjusted republican voter quietly getting his/her freak on, (on the side) is far more strange/interesting. Beside the easy Larry Craig and Mark Foley, how about Rob Lowe?

And when will second life safari do something with GOP HQ?

I created an account once and made they randomly generated me as this tall, Swedish looking dude with no shirt. Before I had a chance to even find the 'clothes' option, some other virtual dude came on to me. After flying around for 10 minutes gay-baiting that dude, I got bored and haven't been on since.

On second glance, I say 'dude' a lot in that previous comment.

Please alter at least one of the 'dudes' with a 'guy'.

Thanks.

CheetahOlivetti Quote 2008-01-13 06:40:53 PM

Rex_Everything: The name of the NIN song is "Closer", not "I Want to fark You Like an Animal".

That makes it an appropriate song?

I don't recall ever saying it made anything appropriate. I was pointing out the the writer was an idiot. Sorta like you.

Hmm. I expected it would have just been a bunch of mens bathroom stalls.

Rex_Everything: I don't recall ever saying it made anything appropriate. I was pointing out the the writer was an idiot. Sorta like you.

Lighten up, Francis.

People still play Second Life? That's surprise #1 for me.

I like the chick in their headquarters with the "evil inside" t-shirt. Hey, at least some of them are honest.

I'm sure the "Cafe Wellstone" compound is mockery-proof.

Perhaps not.

suddenly dicks everywhere?

Everything's a penis. My remote is long and hard, I guess it's a penis too.

LargeCanine: Virtual GOP HQ is boring. Author goes there looking for things to mock and comes away with a couple penis jokes and a screenshot of an avatar in a bikini. Lame.

A guy's girl avatar in a bikini and handcuffs. Sounds like the GOP to me.

Second Life: What World of Warcraft players make fun of.

I would just like to point out that you can subscribe to this guys blog for $5. What a bargin. I wonder what else you can get for $5?