penis

penis face, please.....

What a dick!

Hmmm, I notice that the article doesn't mention whether or not there was alcohol involved.

birdmanesq: Hmmm, I notice that the article doesn't mention whether or not there was alcohol involved.

Does it really need to?
I've got some crazy friends, but they at least have to be drunk to go around and draw a penis on your face.

Imagine the mugshot that would be! It would be a Fark favourite for the next decade.

birdmanesq: Hmmm, I notice that the article doesn't mention whether or not there was alcohol involved.

they probably figure it was a given.

Ha ha, now this guy is going to be forever known as "dickface" Scott.

Not amused



/hotlinked
//sure to get farked

What? No pic in the article? Bah, I say...BAH!

Wow. That hits close to home. I was that guy a couple of years ago.

I once passed out in my bed during a party and woke up the next day with marker all over my face & chest. I went downstairs where my friends were sitting on the couch, and all of them were staring me in the eye. I said "Yeah, funny, you tagged me," but they just kept staring. I finally said "What?"

It took a few seconds before one of them piped up and said, "You jumped up while we were drawing on you and grabbed your switchblade. We ran out of the room and locked you in it with us holding the door shut. You started stabbing the door, then apparently gave up after a minute and went back to bed."

Cue me, with white face running back to my room. Yep, I scored the hell out of my bedroom door with my knife and don't remember a single thing from it. Since then I have locked away any weapons if I plan on doing hard drinking.

I continued to live with my friends for two more years and fortunately never did anything as remotely horrendous as that. Never did stop drinking though.

this happened to me at a halloween party, but I knew the rules...you pass out with shoes on, you're fair game. I was the life of the party while I was asleep.

Were his shoes on? If they're on, he's fair game, and should take his lumps. If his shoes are off, he should be left alone. Man law?

/note to self, when drinking with Shoopty Shoo The Precious Mango Man leave before he gets all stabby.

Girls can play TOO!

Thats why you take off your shoes if you think you're gonna pass out.


/rule #5 of going to a hardy party

Elmo Jones: /note to self, when drinking with Shoopty Shoo The Precious Mango Man leave before he gets all stabby.

Those were the "I shower in Everclear because I don't know better" stupid days. Now I have a much higher tolerance to alcohol. Also, I have been known to sleepwalk and I was in my bed, shoes off, so I was probably mad that they violated the rules of shaming more than in a drunk rage. I think.

"During the argument, the three victims stated Mr. Masse pulled a pocket knife out of his pants, opened the blade and starting pointing the knife at all three of them,"

Victims? They vandalized his face and he pulled out a knife. Maybe if he got all stabby they could be called victims, but not until then.

RockIsDead: Girls can play TOO!

Please tell me the unibrow is drawn with magic marker.

DandamanFL : Ally Sheedy sure has a great sense of humor!

"The police report didn't state if Masse ever found out who wrote on his face."

Well that's a disappointment.

RockIsDead: Girls can play TOO!

FTFA: The police report didn't state if Masse ever found out who wrote on his face.

Now's that's some tragedy there. Shakespearian-level, almost.

If it was a miniature penis, the cops probably did it.

The three victims? RLY? Who was the real victim here?

barneyfifesbullet: RockIsDead: Girls can play TOO!

Is it just me, or does that look like Britney Spears?

They drew on him with MAGIC MARKER. Lame!

/washes off
//someone needs to tell Penis Face about Sharpies so he can exact his revenge.

I agree; we need some mugshot goodness. Could you imagine?

In first year once, my roommate's mom came to pick her up early one Saturday morning, and I had to let her into the dorm... completely unaware of the penis + cat whiskers on my face. and a fake tramp stamp that read, "Insertion point".

/Brittany never forgave me for that one
//remembered to check the mirror every morning after that

FTFA Anderson spoke with the four men. He charged Masse with three counts of aggravated assault.

Anyone who does this is not a friend and deserves an A$$KICKING.

I think fark needs a Murfreesboro tag.

Good one. But uh, seriously. Guys, who did this? ... Seriously, guys. Who did this? ... I need to know who put my calculator in Jell-O or I'm gonna lose MY FREAKIN' MIND!

Draw something on the back of their arm, above the elbow. Mike will never find that "fark YOU MIKE" written there, but his mom will.

I guess his reaction to the Penis Face Art confirms he deserved it.

Shoopty Shoo The Precious Mango Man:
It took a few seconds before one of them piped up and said, "You jumped up while we were drawing on you and grabbed your switchblade. We ran out of the room and locked you in it with us holding the door shut. You started stabbing the door, then apparently gave up after a minute and went back to bed."


Wow. I thought I was bad when I punched people in the face while asleep when they tried to pull pranks. No memory of that either. Wish I did, my aim apparently is much better with my eyes closed.

Shoopty Shoo The Precious Mango Man: Wow. That hits close to home. I was that guy a couple of years ago.

I once passed out in my bed during a party and woke up the next day with marker all over my face & chest. I went downstairs where my friends were sitting on the couch, and all of them were staring me in the eye. I said "Yeah, funny, you tagged me," but they just kept staring. I finally said "What?"

It took a few seconds before one of them piped up and said, "You jumped up while we were drawing on you and grabbed your switchblade. We ran out of the room and locked you in it with us holding the door shut. You started stabbing the door, then apparently gave up after a minute and went back to bed."

Cue me, with white face running back to my room. Yep, I scored the hell out of my bedroom door with my knife and don't remember a single thing from it. Since then I have locked away any weapons if I plan on doing hard drinking.

I continued to live with my friends for two more years and fortunately never did anything as remotely horrendous as that. Never did stop drinking though.

They deserved it

Griswold: FTFA Anderson spoke with the four men. He charged Masse with three counts of aggravated assault.

Anyone who does this is not a friend and deserves an A$$KICKING.

The penis drawing or the knife drawing?

I draw penises and messages like "I heart vagina!" on my friends cars all the time. In the winter their cars are covered with frost and therefore deserving to be vandalized. I also have the maturity level of a 13 year old boy which they've come to understand.

...charged Masse with three counts of aggravated assault.

1) Pass out
2) Wake up, realize you were shamed
3) Over react
4) get charged with 3 felonies
5) Never get a job.
6) Ever

/after you get out of jail

Anyone who markers their friend deserves to get the beating of their life.

This reminds me of the time I drew a penis on the back of my friend's neck at the University of Illinois assembly hall.

/Hilarity ensued
//As did an ass-kicking

Does Fark use a filter if you say last post?

Nope.

Been there. Passed out at a party, got a dick and Hitler mustache and the word penis on my face. Woke up the next day and went to the kitchen and encountered friend's parents. Only after having extended conversation with mother of one of the friends did someone point out that I might have something on my face... Embarrassing.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THERE BE A MUGSHOT

If you pass out and you're college age, expect people to draw penises on your face.

Ha, one of my male friends fell asleep (natural sleep, no alcohol involved) after a long day, and I manipulated the mentally unwell, poor decision-making boyfriend of another friend to draw a penis on his face. It was extra funny because the following day said penis-faced friend would be at an event where something like 500 people would be coming up to him.

He was displeased. And he blamed me.

/washed it off
//still friends
///I miss college

if he got that upset about such a common prank i think he might have some personal penis issues to work out.