I ought to fark the shiat out of whoever wrote that

log_jammin: I ought to fark the shiat out of whoever wrote that

Dude, sounds like you caught the gay!

/but I agree, you should!

Famouspolka: Dude, sounds like you caught the gay!

huh? I didn't mean that sexually!

I suspect the IRS gets a lot of checks like that.

*whistles innocently avoiding eye contact*

log_jammin: Famouspolka: Dude, sounds like you caught the gay!

huh? I didn't mean that sexually!

Hear you loud 'n clear there bub,

;) ;)

:D

If this was a SCOTUS ruling rather than a fluff piece on some guy and his parking ticket, I'd be applauding.

Instead, I want to shake my internet shaming finger at this guy who was so mad at the man that he had to scream the F word on the memo line of his $5 parking ticket check. Dude, deal. $5. I've pissed that away on sponsorships to TF before! If $5 was all he paid, it sounds like this guy just found the cheapest parking lot in town, presuming the tickets arent' cumulative.

At least he was nice and wrote an apology. I wonder what prompted that, the charge of disorderly conduct, or regret?

eqtworld: the kind used at Chernobyl is still in wide use and accepted as safe

No, RBMK reactors are obsolete, aren't built anymore, and the several remaining operating ones are under international pressure to close.

Great leap from swearing to nuclear power though.

The N-word doesn't have sexual connotations, either, but I'll be damned if you can say it in polite company. Much like an evil BASF, while it doesn't make the crime, it makes the crime hate-ier.

Snarfangel: The N-word doesn't have sexual connotations, either, but I'll be damned if you can say it in polite company.

Maybe you can't, but I can. Occasionally I do, even in "mixed" company. Context is all.

what's wrong with naggers?

psh...

SP ftw!

If it doesn't have a sexual connotation, why can't I ask my HR director if she want's to fark?

Kome: Maybe you can't, but I can. Occasionally I do, even in "mixed" company. Context is all.


I don't care who you are, there is pretty no correct context for the "N" word.

The "F" word on the other hand? I try not to use it but I slip up sometimes. Hey, rush hour traffic in Dallas will break down even the strongest amongst us!

phartnocker: If it doesn't have a sexual connotation, why can't I ask my HR director if she want's to fark?

There is absolutely nothing preventing you from asking her. Of course there would be absolutely nothing preventing her from firing you either. Hm... a quandary!

433: If this was a SCOTUS ruling rather than a fluff piece on some guy and his parking ticket, I'd be applauding.

Instead, I want to shake my internet shaming finger at this guy who was so mad at the man that he had to scream the F word on the memo line of his $5 parking ticket check. Dude, deal. $5. I've pissed that away on sponsorships to TF before! If $5 was all he paid, it sounds like this guy just found the cheapest parking lot in town, presuming the tickets arent' cumulative.

At least he was nice and wrote an apology. I wonder what prompted that, the charge of disorderly conduct, or regret?

fark you. Just because it's only $5 doesn't make it less annoying to deal with the government. What if they only wanted a measley pinkie toe?

/Plus I just wanted to say fark you, so you can ignore part or all of this.

They have been able to say the f word on British tv for a while now, after it was considered to have changed it meaning on every television station, once it gets after 9pm. Of course they can show boobies and alot more over there on every channel too. I miss British television :( Emigrated to a country with way too strict tv rules.

What the f*ck is the F word?

LyleDAL: Kome: Maybe you can't, but I can. Occasionally I do, even in "mixed" company. Context is all.


I don't care who you are, there is pretty no correct context for the "N" word.


You appear to be very nubianrdly to me.

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: 433: If this was a SCOTUS ruling rather than a fluff piece on some guy and his parking ticket, I'd be applauding.

Instead, I want to shake my internet shaming finger at this guy who was so mad at the man that he had to scream the F word on the memo line of his $5 parking ticket check. Dude, deal. $5. I've pissed that away on sponsorships to TF before! If $5 was all he paid, it sounds like this guy just found the cheapest parking lot in town, presuming the tickets arent' cumulative.

At least he was nice and wrote an apology. I wonder what prompted that, the charge of disorderly conduct, or regret?

fark you. Just because it's only $5 doesn't make it less annoying to deal with the government. What if they only wanted a measley pinkie toe?

/Plus I just wanted to say fark you, so you can ignore part or all of this.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
You want me to piss $5 worth of sponsorship onto your screen? not with that attitude mister!

It's a biatchilly out.

Mayhem of the Black Underclass:
fark you. Just because it's only $5 doesn't make it less annoying to deal with the government. What if they only wanted a measley pinkie toe?

/Plus I just wanted to say fark you, so you can ignore part or all of this.

FORGET ABOUT THE TOE!

I'm more annoyed about the fact that this implies that things should be considered obscene just because they describe sex - we're not in the Victorian era any more!

I'd be much happier if people only used the f-word to describe sex, rather than using it to add a pointlessly aggressive edge to everyday statements.

pjc51:
I'd be much happier if people only used the f-word to describe sex, rather than using it to add a pointlessly aggressive edge to everyday statements.

Man f*ck you

LyleDAL: Kome: Maybe you can't, but I can. Occasionally I do, even in "mixed" company. Context is all.


I don't care who you are, there is pretty no correct context for the "N" word.

Then I'll be mindful not to say it around you, but context is everything. If I'm around people who understand how I'm using it, such as to illustrate an historical point or something, then it's been my experience that they have no objection.

In my life, the only two people who have ever gotten uppity about my using the word, regardless of context, have both been blond white women - one is my mom and the other was an assistant manager at my first job (we were off the clock when the word came up).

pjc51: I'm more annoyed about the fact that this implies that things should be considered obscene just because they describe sex - we're not in the Victorian era any more!

I'd be much happier if people only used the f-word to describe sex, rather than using it to add a pointlessly aggressive edge to everyday statements.

You're missing the point... the "sex" is what made it edgy... you take away the "vulgarity" of the word, it becomes as weak as damn or hell in our society...

pretty soon we'll have to flip the finger and yell "SEX YOU, MOTHER SEXUAL INTERCOURSER!" to imply what fark once meant...

Racial epithets are going to be the only words considered "crude" soon enough. But fark this shiatty coont biatch until we transition to that phase.

Kome: In my life, the only two people who have ever gotten uppity about my using the word, regardless of context, have both been blond white women - one is my mom and the other was an assistant manager at my first job (we were off the clock when the word came up).

Sounds like the two people most people would least want to piss off.

o rly? i doubt it.

Farking Pusswad: "He called me a bad name!"
Farking Pusswads' Mom: "Dry your eyes and remember that
Sticks & Stones will fark yer bones but WORDS can never hurt you."

...Tiger Woods listened

fark the farking farkers....

/as every word in a sentence

that story is nothing i would've ever guessed from the headline :P

This is too farking ridiculous.

/as part of an adbverb

Richard Saunders: fark the farking farkers....

/as every word in a sentence

Fark the farked-up farking farkers in their farking fark-holes until they're farking farked. Bastiges!

How does the F-word not have a sexual connotation anymore? I mean... it doesn't always, but... If you're gonna go home tonight and F-word someone... pretty sure that's gonna be a sexual thing.

Foobies?

Sure. Take all the fun out of it.

/fark that AND fark them

Oh, f*ck me, that article was ridiculous.

"Use this unique flexible word more often. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly. Say it proudly. fark YOU !!!!"

Ratshiat, batshiat, dirty old twat! Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot! Hooray lizardshiat fark!

piaddic120: pjc51:
I'd be much happier if people only used the f-word to describe sex, rather than using it to add a pointlessly aggressive edge to everyday statements.

Man f*ck you

F*ckin' A.

DPoem -"

Fark the farked-up farking farkers in their farking fark-holes until they're farking farked. Bastiges!"

/lol

"Feck"???


"That would be an ecumenical matter!"

The farked up dude...

fark you.

G_ fark Y__RS_LF !!!

/I'd like to buy a vowel, Alex.

I see references but no links to Fark.wav. Can't imagine there would be anyone left on the internets who haven't heard it. But just in case....NSFW of course, but what are you doing working on Sunday anyway?

What the Fark are you Farking Farkers do about it?

Best... word.... evar!


"...it says on your chart you're farked up...ah, you talk like a fag and your shiat's all retarded."

hlx: "Feck"???
"That would be an ecumenical matter!"

DRINK?!

Vulgarity is a strong way to express a weak mind.

If you have to use it, well...that says something about you.

433:
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
You want me to piss $5 worth of sponsorship onto your screen? not with that attitude mister!

They're the Little 433 Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher "education". So Mr 433 is committed to sending all of them a TotalFark account.

/Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Mayhem of the Black Underclass". You're Mr. Mayhem of the Black Underclass. I'm Mayhem. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Blackness, or uh, B-Under, or Mutilación de los campesinos negros if you're not into the whole brevity thing.