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I thought she was into Kabbalah.

You have to admit, she keeps things fresh and exciting.

dear britney-

you may be crazy but i would still take you in.

Farked.

Oh, damn. Nevermind, my computer was being a douche.

Sun God: I thought she was into Kabbalah.
Pretty sure that's Madonna.

I wish I could convince Britney Spears to marry me impulsively -- that would solve all my financial problems instantly. I'd initially refuse an annulment, and then her lawyers would pay me a nice chunk of change not to contest her motion for one.

Like the comment said, I hope she snaps out of it long enough to leave a will for her two kids.

OK, now she's just TRYING to be an attention whore.

You guys realize that it was only five years ago that she was a huge star who could do no wrong in the eyes of 14-year-old girls?

she could ingest a bottle of kerosene then inject gasoline and wear clothing entirely made of Semtex and do a striptease in the middle of a bonfire,

and i STILL would not click that farking link.

It wouldn't surprise me if scientologists weren't involved somewhere in this. They can smell easy money a mile off. They can add batshiat insane Britney to their portfolio of batshiat insane celebs.

Well, of course she is.

Av8rLuvr

Yeah, you can't even write this!

I motion for a filter for "Britney". There's thousands of news pieces about Britney for every single news piece from... well, I was going to Iraq, but "everything else" fits just as well.

Can OJ kill her so we kill two birds with one stone?

This is pretty damn sad. That hick star gal really does need professional help, and that cult feeds off the mentally ill.

She's not a very good icon for them, but if she does become outwardly normal, expect to see her paraded as proof that Scientology heals.

If you are a Scientologist, please consider the arguments against that viewpoint. Learn what OT III's really believe. Learn about the crimes that Hubbard committed, the crimes current leadership are committing, and consider that your religion will not help anyone for free. If they had the answers, that itself would be power enough and they would not need an organization that hurts those who want to leave and keeps its views secret. If you want the truth to be spread, you just tell it. If those e-meters really helped people, it would be obvious and it would dominate our world's views. Instead, it's left to the mentally ill, the socially refused, and those fabulously famous who get worshiped and enriched. Just keep that stuff in mind.

Anyone want to go in on an E-Meter for them as a wedding gift?

Dear Dr. Phil Fail........



I was wondering if you could drop by. I really really need to talk to you now.
Love, B.

Scientology.
Because you can't muster the dignity to be a Moonie and you're not attractive enough to be a Raelian.

Brits should feel right at home with the $cientology loonies. They were made for each other. I don't expect there's anyone at the Celeb Center rushing to become her case handler though, 'cos when she crashes and burns that poor unfortunate will spend the rest of their days in a prison camp eating rice and beans.

OMC - How Bizarre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfJe8hQ8ha0

This is the perfect continuation of the "Britney Chronicles", akin to the "Young Indiana Jones Chronicles", but much more asinine. This will ensure she remains in the spotlight in the US as well as the EU forever. She will remain a staple of the tabloids long after she is dead, a la Princess Di. There will be Britney sightings just like there are Elvis sightings.

In her current disheveled mental state, she is ripe for picking by Scientology's auditors, and, if Kfed is malleable, I'm sure those Hubbard nuts will get to him in the next few months/years. Eventually, they will bring the two back together, and use it to show how beautiful Scientology is.

/Their children's plight will be covered in one of my broader prayers
//Young Indiana Jones ROCKED!!!

Just out of curiosity, what has this Britney individual done, besides let the paparazzi lick her crack? Seriously. Her music has always sucked, she's dumb as a stone... yet half of America is tuned-in to the 24-hour reports of her antics.

I dunno. Maybe I'm just old. I don't get it. Find something better to do! Turn off the TV! Stop reading the stupid articles! Jesus, people! Get a life.

Fark Britney farking Spears!

/no more beer, time for bed
//off muh lawn

Finally a Marriage that will last

Wulf, she was a famous kid star, and she was a girl next door lookin' singer. Nothing more than that.

It's kinda crazy that people lap this stuff up, but it's a good sign. We have it so good we have to invent things like this to entertain ourselves. We are fat and happy. Ugly, but frankly, better than the alternative. The idea that pop culture is competing with a more academic or voluntarily athletic society is probably unrealistic.

and we all thought that Michael Jackson was batshiat

he does not even come CLOSE to this

This is great news. It was quite obvious over the past couple of years that her bad thetan levels had escalated to unmanageable levels.


/Xenu '08!
//Get the psychiatrists out of power NOW!!

this is even more ridiculous than her wedding to Cletus.

however...i find it very amusing that nowadays, Fed-Ex is far less trashy than she is.

Why doesn't the media just say it? Britney is batsh*t insane. Loony! Nut job! Michael Jackson! She shouldn't have children, nor be allowed to be around them, and her nut job boyfriend is crazy too. Hopefully, Darwin will come along and stop this family in it's tracks.

FTA: She could be jailed for contempt tomorrow however.

"The only thing better than conjugal visit sex is fugitve sex."

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So is this true? I have searched the net and can't find another story about this.

It would make sense though, that the scientoligists would send out a guy to schmooze her and draw her in. After all they would be saving her form psycholigists.

But what about ME Britney? Why won't you return my calls? You know you love me!! Why do you make me hurt you.....

I am officially done with Britney Spears. I've tried to be sympathetic, after all addiction and mental health disorders are serious problems. But, if she's not even going to attempt to seek help in some form then I say keep her kids with K-Fed and toss her ass into a psych ward until she's lucid enough to admit that maybe, just maybe, she's got a problem.

After that, I might consider squeezing out an ounce of sympathy...maybe

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//kinda ashamed that it's in a Britney thread

I guess Scientology is recruiting her to help make Tom Cruise seem sane by comparison.

I never wanted Britney to become the next Lisa McPherson.
/so sad

Well that takes care of one paprazzi. Now if she'll move to Utah, she can get the rest off her back.

/I kid
//I'm a kidder

Maybe her and Michael Jackson can get together for a fling.

The paparazzi - and tabloids - would all asplode.

nikku88: I guess Scientology is recruiting her to help make Tom Cruise seem sane by comparison.

T.H.I.S.

No more Britney. I'm sick of that fat cow.

Dumski: Dear Dr. Phil Fail........



I was wondering if you could drop by. I really really need to talk to you now.
Love, B.

Are you sure that isn't a picture of David Lee Roth?

"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!"

i love how Justin & Christina have respectively moved on to normal lives

TheFatManCometh: Does anyone else remember when Christina was the CRAZY one?

I'm just continually impressed how a whole industry of clothing people, video editors, photoshop artists, and so forth manage to make christina, a short, dumpy, plain-looking girl with bad teeth look tall, thin, and attractive.

/ seriously - this is not a slam on christina who has a decent singing voice. i really am impressed.
// that said, does anybody have the xtine 'skank it up a bit?' pic? that one was awesome, but i havent sen it in ages. the one that shows an increasingly hideous selection of xtina pics?

Bomb Head Mohammed: that said, does anybody have the xtine 'skank it up a bit?' pic? that one was awesome, but i havent sen it in ages. the one that shows an increasingly hideous selection of xtina pics?

*sigh* I love skanks.
Her hubby looks like your typical farker btw.

"REAVE BLITNEY ARONE!!!"

thumbs up!