You'd think with 500 guests he could have found at least one patsy. Kids these days are soft. They don't even know the meaning of the word blackmail.

Dude. You are like so busted.

Can someone summarize the headline?

This kid is farked. Sorry, man. 500 guests? I mean, pull over a dozen and you've got trouble.

Put him in jail.

Where's the HERO tag?

Boys will be boys.

Uh-oh, it says most of the underage youth were *GASP* DRINKING ALCOHOL!

Dude. When you invite 500 people over and get them liquored up, you ARE responsible for the damage they do.

I believe this boy is wearing the height of aussie fashion...

Kid looks like a douchebag, talks like a douchebag, thinks like a douchebag, AND acts like a douchebag. Douchebag.
/loves saying douchebag.

Do you notice something wrong - something unpleasant? A preponderance of bass perhaps? It's not a toy...

starsrift: Boys will be boys.

sometimes. other times, they become girls. I would imagine this genius will have his balls ripped off my mom and dad out of anger.

...people other than hip-hop folk wear hats like that?

He didn't invite 500 people. It was a much smaller number. But when the police broke up a nearby party, word quickly spread of his party and hundreds arived to gatecrash it (do ppl outside Australia understand gate crashing?)

Anyhoo, they ended up having 500 people, when the police arrived people started throwing beer bottles at them.

The trick is to hide the crystal egg before anyone shows up.

Chips, dips, chains & whips.

Mr Logo: He didn't invite 500 people. It was a much smaller number. But when the police broke up a nearby party, word quickly spread of his party and hundreds arived to gatecrash it (do ppl outside Australia understand gate crashing?)

Anyhoo, they ended up having 500 people, when the police arrived people started throwing beer bottles at them.

From the video linked to the argument, about nine seconds in:

Reporter: "Do you remember inviting like four or five hundred people over?"

Douchebag: "Yeah, yeah...yeah."

Reporter: "You have a lot of friends."

Douchebag: "Yeah."

It's just the way he said that he doesn't think his folks will find out. I mean, what kind of throwback is he? He made Bevis and Butthead look like mensa members.

Oh, sure, the party was at my house, at my suggestion, but how does that make me responsible for it?

Everything about this kid screams self-important dickbag. I hope he gets cockpunched by the neighbors, one after another, in an endless parade of Airplane-esque proportions, until his parents get home. Then the parents should hop in line and continue the cockpunching until the debt has been paid.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: From the video linked to the argument, about nine seconds in:

Reporter: "Do you remember inviting like four or five hundred people over?"

Douchebag: "Yeah, yeah...yeah."

Reporter: "You have a lot of friends."

Douchebag: "Yeah."

It's been all over the news here in Australia, so I'm going off more than the article. He is just full of shiat.

Although, I do agree that he douchebag.

there isn't a "dumbass" tag big enough for his 16 year old ignorant ego...

/or for most 16 years olds

Unimpressed

Mr Logo: He didn't invite 500 people. It was a much smaller number. But when the police broke up a nearby party, word quickly spread of his party and hundreds arived to gatecrash it (do ppl outside Australia understand gate crashing?)

Anyhoo, they ended up having 500 people, when the police arrived people started throwing beer bottles at them.

FTFA: Cory, who said he was 18, said he had told his neighbours he was having a party. Cory said he could remember inviting all 500 guests, but did not know how the party started.

"I can't remember. I was off my head."



One month before party: "Yeh mate, invite who ya want. It'll be cool, coz my parents are out of town for a fortnight. Bring some chicks!"

Evening of party: (mid-cone pull) "Oh shiat! I forgot about that. Yeh come in mate, didja bring any beers?"

/Sweet, sweet, sweet.

Jeezo, how can these cops do trivial stuff like this when the killer in Wolf Creek is still on the loose?

Ditto to all of the douchebag comments. The female neighbor must have been terrified. Coming up to her house with pieces of wood?
And who wants to bet that his parents aren't going to do anything to him?

Rock on!

LadyMech: Ditto to all of the douchebag comments. The female neighbor must have been terrified. Coming up to her house with pieces of wood?
And who wants to bet that his parents aren't going to do anything to him?

Mum: Now dear, you aren't going to do that again are you? that was very naughty
Dad: Aww look at that expression, he's learned his lesson! ... Let's buy him a present.

Me thinks the lad a touched limp-wrist. (not that there is any thing wrong with that) Nipple rings and a rather strange tan line for a dude. Loved the hat and the Do was fab.

Just take those old records off the shelf,
I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself,
Today's music ain't got the same soul,
I like that old time rock and roll.

Don't try and take me to a disco,
You'll never even get me out on the floor,
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door,
I like that old time rock and roll.

Still like that old time rock and roll,
That kind of music just soothes my soul,
I reminisce about the days of old,
With that old time rock and roll.

Won't go and hear 'em play a tango,
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul,
There's only one sure way to get me to go,
Start playin' old time rock and roll.

Still like that old time rock and roll,
That kind of music just soothes my soul,
I reminisce about the days of old,
With that old time rock and roll.

Call me a relic call me what you will,
Say I'm old fashioned say I'm over the hill.
Today's music ain't got the same soul,
I like that old time rock and roll.

Still like that old time rock and roll,
That kind of music just soothes my soul,
I reminisce about the days of old,
With that old time rock and roll.

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Sounds like the typical entitled kid. Just like all the precious little snowflakes in my community who had pictures of them up on Facebook holding alcohol while at parties. The high school suspended them from their sports (or other activities) for 2 weeks per infraction because they had all signed contracts saying they wouldn't even be in the presence of alcohol during the period of their sport (activity). Then they screamed invasion of privacy when somebody turned in the photos off of Facebook. Those precious little snowflakes all probably thought nobody would find out either.

TennesseeTuxedo: Oh, sure, the party was at my house, at my suggestion, but how does that make me responsible for it?

Everything about this kid screams self-important dickbag. I hope he gets cockpunched by the neighbors, one after another, in an endless parade of Airplane-esque proportions, until his parents get home. Then the parents should hop in line and continue the cockpunching until the debt has been paid.

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Ash Quote 2008-01-13 08:03:07 AM

Jeezo, how can these cops do trivial stuff like this when the killer in Wolf Creek is still on the loose?



///Slashes

Where cell phone photos come from.

Submitter: Teenage genius who invited 500 other teens to a party at his house while his folks are in China

TFA says: "Interstate" last time I checked, China wasn't interstate in Australia.

Invite 500 hi-shcool partiers (with standard hi-shcool uncoolness) -- hide it from parental units.
What could POSSIBLY go wrong??????//?/


/didn't click; no apologies - some things one can take for granted
//but, was it a double-wide, perchance?

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smadge1: Submitter: Teenage genius who invited 500 other teens to a party at his house while his folks are in China

TFA says: "Interstate" last time I checked, China wasn't interstate in Australia.

Whatever TFA says.. in TFV ( the farking Video ) the dude himself says they're in China.

Val Kilmer not impressed, asks, "Where's the popcorn?"

Epic Party.
Epic herd of drunk assholes.
Epic Mess.

"I'm taking some responsibility - but not
for the damage because I didn't do it," he said.
Epic douchebag.

Deserves epic punishment.

I eagerly await the follow story of when the parents learn of the party...

What a douche.

I predict this kid will be married to Britney in no less than two years, if she's still alive, that is.

"I'm a very good person" made me LOL.

By the way, he might not be a douche bag, Aussie's play by different rules than us.

Subtitles please.



/Couldn't watch Trainspotting either.

\called teh puddywagon

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Rock_Strongo: "I'm a very good person" made me LOL.

By the way, he might not be a douche bag, Aussie's play by different rules than us.

While I'll agree the rules are different, I'd tend to think that the eschewing of responsibility is treated the same everywhere.

Cops should have Tased him for looking like such a Total-Farking-Waste-of-Sperm-Douchebag (tm)

The neighbor hussy must have been a hot MILF if the lads were sporting wood coming up her driveway

This thread is worthless with out all the myspace pics and cell phone videos from the party. My guess is that mister yankee's hat probably was wasted and doing some of the damage himself.

I remember in high school this kid had a party, got shiatfaced in under an hour, passed out, and all his 'friends' trashed his place the rest of the night till the cops came and everyone bolted.

Lesson: Don't lose control at, and thus, of, a party.

My 16 year old stepson had a party while we were out of town. Over 200 people showed up, as well as the cops. They arrested dozens of kids for underage drinking, but somehow my son didn't get charged with anything. The house was trashed, (mostly carpet damage) but our brilliant boy collected $10 from each guest at the door; $5 to cover the beer and $5 to cover the inevitable damage. I was pretty pissed, and he was locked in his room for 2 months, but the $1000 did cover the carpet cleaning and a professional cleaning service so I had to give him a little slack. He also made everyone hand over their car keys in order to get a stamp. And .....my stepson in as honor student, athlete yada yada, but sounds exactly like the kid in the video (minus the Aussie accent). Just saying...all kids look, sound and act stupid, it's part of growing up.

Nobody should be that stupid, but it seems the kid did raise the stupidity bar a bit.

Not one "16 Candles" or "Weird Science" comment.

/gettin' old