This article could appear word-for-word on The Onion.

JerseyTim: This article could appear word-for-word on The Onion.

That would be the only way I would read it.

My wife is a Creative Memories consultant with lots of "scrapping buddies."

/the article nailed the whole Stepford Wives thing...trust me

//I will deny ever having written that

farked

Scrapbooking is for lonely middle-aged women who prefer to reminisce about an earlier time in life when they had friends and a reason to live.

/DRTFA

Asclepius: Scrapbooking is for lonely middle-aged women who prefer to reminisce about an earlier time in life when they had friends and a reason to live.

/DRTFA

Yeah only freaking lonely losers spend their time screwing around with photos and showing their work to others.

Do you think Farkers graduate to Scrapbooking or is it the other way around?

Asclepius: Scrapbooking is for lonely middle-aged women who prefer to reminisce about an earlier time in life when they had friends and a reason to live.

Your assumption is full of FAIL. I scrapbook, and while I'm not as narcissistic as the chick in the article I'm certainly no frumpy stay at home mom with nothing better to do. I'm 26 and having been creative all my life scrapbooking suits my desire to preserve our lives in a fun and interesting manner. /end rant

Asclepius: Scrapbooking is for lonely middle-aged women who prefer to reminisce about an earlier time in life when they had friends and a reason to live.

/DRTFA

Wrong. Scrapbooking is simply something girls do. I think every girl I knew in high school had a photo album with all kinds of crazy cut outs and crap to animate things. It's nothing new, and is certainly not limited to frumpy middle aged women with long lost lives.

The important thing is that her tits are pretty great.

wonder what they look like without the sports bra....

cambie: Wrong. Scrapbooking is simply something girls do. I think every girl I knew in high school had a photo album with all kinds of crazy cut outs and crap to animate things. It's nothing new, and is certainly not limited to frumpy middle aged women with long lost lives.

But... a Hall of Fame. I know you're probably not into it, but yea. There appears to be a competitive level. I know that's not what you're defending, but the fact that there is a competitive level, wow. One day there will be a Farker Hall of Fame, and damnit, I WILL be in there...

submitter: has entry removed from scrapbooking Hall of Fame after it was discovered she used someone else's photo.

So, what you are saying is that her legal entry was deleted because someone might have been offended?

Who in the hell would do a thing like that?

I guess maybe they were not very clear on the rules, or maybe they changed them.

>The important thing is that her tits are pretty great.

Snap.

She's hot; if nothing else she can fall back on that. She'll be fine.

oh my god...

/would hit it

SockMonkeyHolocaust: The important thing is that her tits are pretty great.

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If the scrapbook hall of fame had a "sweet rack" award she would be the winner!

Shadow Blasko: submitter: has entry removed from scrapbooking Hall of Fame after it was discovered she used someone else's photo.

So, what you are saying is that her legal entry was deleted because someone might have been offended?

Who in the hell would do a thing like that?

I guess maybe they were not very clear on the rules, or maybe they changed them.

Advertisers don't like that crap

Well here is a Bunny with a pancake on it's head. Sorry I can't link the image. But I'm too lazy.

I'd help her with her photography (I'm an amateur myself, though), and then hit it.

/or maybe before
//or during
///I dunno

Vast...tracts of land.

She could always be a stripper...



Yowza.

(looks at pic) '

Oh hell yes. Like a half price bucket of balls at the driving range.

(All night, sloppily)

WTF?!

/that is all
/this is the most bizarre thing i've seen on fark in a while

Smell the Glove

Do you think Farkers graduate to Scrapbooking or is it the other way around?

Other way around. Scrapbookers see how good their lives were back before they had the free time to get all neurotic and nostalgic, realize they now are no longer doing all the nice things they remember because 'life got in the way' (AKA they got knocked up by some latin guy at the salsa club who was never seen again), and then they turn all cynical. And then they become Farkers.

*eyes picture up thread*

Crazy, but I would most certainly hit it.

I wish I have known about the Effin Dares earlier. I've composed pages of me at a Reformation Day costume party dressed up as TBN heretic Jan Crouch, the Drag Queen Chorus Line in Portland, and now the latest project is last year's OSCON.

It's fun, but I get those awkward moments when I'm surrounded by soccer moms with pics of Hunter and Caitlyn...and I got pics of The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

Sounds like, with the exception of Contes, scrapbookers suck ass.

I know how she feels. I was removed from the post yourself nude website when they discovered the close up was really Mr. Ed.

"I, seriously, was like the Lindsay Lohan of scrapbooking," Contes said.

That about sums up this article nicely.

Does anyone else want to see more of her scrapbooking to see what the big deal is??

Majupra: "I, seriously, was like the Lindsay Lohan of scrapbooking," Contes said.

That about sums up this article nicely.



It annoys the hell out of me when people talk like that.

Here's a YouTube video of her...

Link (new window)

She's actually even hotter than the article's pic would suggest.

(not a rickroll, promise...)

ds394 - yes, and it's pretty good for scrapbooking.

Certainly a nice set of casabas on the young lady.

(hugga hugga)

Disgruntled scrapbookers besieged the Creating Keepsakes chat room threatening to cancel subscriptions, boycott and sue. Scrapbooking bloggers called it "Hall of Fame-Gate," naming it the top scrapbooking scandal of 2007. They compared it to the performance-enhancing-drug controversies involving major league baseball player Barry Bonds and Olympic track star Marion Jones. Someone wrote that Contes was as polarizing a figure as Martha Stewart.

---Ok, so I polyvore. These people are NUTS. top scrapbooking scandal? Do they listen to themselves, or read what they write? YIKES!!!!!

ds394: Does anyone else want to see more of her scrapbooking boobies to see what the big deal is??

Absolutely!!

technicolor-misfit: Here's a YouTube video of her...

Link (new window)

She's actually even hotter than the article's pic would suggest.

(not a rickroll, promise...)

The way the lighting is done it looks like she has a hare lip.

She has very nice breastices. I would tap the hell out of that.

Well, here's her scrapbooking. I kind of see this as an artistic diary. Sorry all you skeptics out there, but I think it's really pretty good. Anyway, take a look:

Link (new window)

Yes, I would love to see what her scrapbooking looks like. You betcha.

/but too lazy to look.

This scrapbooker is much more fappable.
/fap dat!
//all on the flo000or!
///fap dat!

fancyamazon:
---Ok, so I polyvore. These people are NUTS. top scrapbooking scandal? Do they listen to themselves, or read what they write? YIKES!!!!!

Ans to show to Fark teh drama, here is a message board discussion on "HoF-Gate" (new window)!

/HoF-Gate...
//Sounds like what happened when someone posted a pic of that moving Hasselhoffian Recursion pic.

Scrapbooking (verb) - The act of gluing and attaching junk to a photo album thus rendering it useless. also see: 2nd grade art class.


The wife did this for our wedding album. Normal 2-3 inch album is now a 6 volume monstrosity.

/just kidding hon.
//The sofa tonight? Ya I guessed that.

Another You Tube vid... This time with cans!

Link (new window)

Yeah, she's pretty good looking, so I understand all the "hit it" posts, but I don't think you guys are thinking that through the whole way. Next thing you know there's a cute little book with decorative edges that has the condom wrapper carefully tucked inside with maybe a poloroid or two of you passed out in the bed next to her, carefully commented on with pink gel pen and little hearts.


/Have run into scrapbookers in craft/fabric stores before... that's a whole special brand of crazy right there

The more I think about it, does it really farking matter?

Quote from a fellow scrap booker (or whatever the hell they are called) in the article "She 'doesn't have a moral bone in her body."

What the fark?
Seriously.

Oh no! She didn't take all of her photos! A witch! Burn her!

Wil_Mahfingahdo

Not bad. That angle hides her undoubtedly sharp knees though.

/with which I'd let her jab me all night

FTFA: "Scrapbooking bloggers called it "Hall of Fame-Gate," naming it the top scrapbooking scandal of 2007. "

Holy Shnikies! There were other scrapbooking scandals in 2007 that this one apparently topped?