One or more persons broke into the family home, where they found the keys to the Toyota 4Runner.

It's a Whatever-off: Dumb smitty vs. even dumber unattractive and unsuccessful African American. Fight!

Dumb bunny

Double Dumbass on you!

Woman should have come back with deleting all the pictures off of the camera.

I think this is the article (pops).

/Twits of the Year?

The woman wins easily. (new window)

At least he didn't photo his weener

Actually, the keys were stolen from inside the house, not left in the car... Facepalm goes to subby!!

Sounds like the beginning of a bad romantic comedy.

Probably starring Dane Cook.

"But there, before her disbelieving eyes,"

But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

FTFA:One or more persons broke into the family home, where they found the keys to the Toyota 4Runner.

Submitter:

big up buntz

Hey, there's plenty of stupid to go around. Everybody wins!

Remarkably similar to urban myth re. burglars who clean out an entire house, leaving only the roll of film from stolen camera, and the family's tootbrushes, but backwards :-)

since i don't have much to add to the topic (other than both parties were beaten with the stupid stick several times too many as infants):

A Facepalm-Off sounds sort of hot, for some reason.

Let me get this straight, the police are withholding the womans name for her protection... because it's not like people who broke into her house would know where to find her.

"facepalm-off"?

this isn't a FarkTV thread

/too big to fit in palm

black guy: check
stolen car: check
knit cap all robbers seem to wear:check
gangsta look: check
hoochie girlfriend taller than said gangsta: check
stereotype perservation consistency:check

Not only is the headline inaccurate, the whole joke in the headline is based on the inaccuracy.

It seems like more and more emphasis is being placed on the humor in the headlines lately, rather than checking to see if it makes sense. I know that's what FARK is, but I've been lurking for four years and posting for about a year, and it seems worse than ever.

I mean, it's only funny if it's true, right?

Then again, who am I kidding? I'm not going anywhere.

thistime: black guy: check
stolen car: check
knit cap all robbers seem to wear:check
gangsta look: check
hoochie girlfriend taller than said gangsta: check
stereotype perservation consistency:check

/FTW
//If only it were an Escalade

jeepmedic: thistime: black guy: check
stolen car: check
knit cap all robbers seem to wear:check
gangsta look: check
hoochie girlfriend taller than said gangsta: check
stereotype perservation consistency:check

/FTW
//If only it were an Escalade

Why you think he ditched it?

The 4 runner to borrow, Escalade to keep.

gimmedaloot: big up buntz

5th col, 3rd row...is that the mustard guy?

That's some fine police work there Subby

EMPulse_of_KC: /too big to fit in palm

Jesus Christ, warn me first before you post that.

Yeah, Mobile is full of idiots just like those thieves, and the submitter.

It's the white folks who left the keys in the car