someone had double sausage

Terrorist attack?? EVERYBODY PANIC!!!

Explosive-ordnance-in-shiatty-restaurant trifecta in play?

It's amazing there aren't more natural gas explosions at Denny's.

The Grinch: Explosive-ordnance-in-shiatty-restaurant trifecta in play?

This one was live, though.

grenade trifecta in play!

Goldeneye007: Terrorist attack?? EVERYBODY PANIC!!!

WTF!?!? OMFG!?! Everybody get their gas mask and duct tape!

wow I'm slow

The Grinch: Explosive-ordnance-in-shiatty-restaurant trifecta in play?

missed it by 0:4:13

NO ONE IS SAFE! NO ONE IS SAFE AT ALL! 9/11! PRESIDENT FOR LIFE! MARTIAL LAW!

Forget it, The Grinch, mods showed no love for a gal setting herself on fire TWICE in a SoCal Denny's bathroom;
Link (new window)

The waffle/pancake war has escalated to violence. Be afraid.

That was one GRAND SLAM!

"It'll probably be shut down for a couple of days."



Must be some super-efficient Denny's repair crew.

Booms Over My Hammy?

/got nothin'

Finally, eating at Denny's is exciting again!

I took an hour long class on proper pilot light-lighting...

I hereby offer my services to the world! 50 bucks to light your pilot light, plus travel expenses, food and lodging.


I'LL MAKE MILLIONS! BWAHAHAHAH!

THIS is what happens when Americans let Rudy slip in the polls!!!

My guess is the last week of solid heavy snow blocked a vent and gas built up somewhere and then got sparked.

/I've eaten at that Denny's
// no, I was not sober

dbaggins - Does anyone eat at Denny's sober?

Kudus to the subby, +5

Mister Tibbs: dbaggins - Does anyone eat at Denny's sober?

The elderly.

dbaggins sez:

Does anyone eat at Denny's sober?

I don't think anyone of sound mind eats at Denny's by choice. You have to be drunk, stoned, drugged, mental or held at gunpoint to want to eat their greasy, stale, slow-served crap.

I ate at Dennys sober once, on a dare.



/won 50 bucks
//and a trip to the emergency room

my guess .... exploding christmas tree

"This one's for Captain Nelson, and Jimmy, and little Mikey, and sure, even Roger..."

Calvin Coolidge: The elderly.

The elderly prefer to go to Old Country Buffet. Come in for breakfast, stay until closing.

Thank god this happened at 3PM. If this happened at 4:30 AM, there would have been fatalities.

Were they testing their Baked Bean, Chili, and Napalm Slam?

It's just their new "grand kablam" meal.

Subby: I came for the $3.99 Triple Play, stayed for the bottomless coffee, and left for the shrapnel in my ass

HEY! I don't swing like that, buddy!

/NTTAWWT

only time I ate at Denny's I was both extremely drunk and extremely stoned.

the french toast was amazing.

I ate at Denny's after work last night (I work the night shift at a public radio station). Everyone thinks I'm crazy, but I love their double cheeseburgers to death.

Yeah, Im so slow that this happened in my town and I didn't find out untill I saw it on Fark