ONE!

TWO!

FIVE!!

(three sir)

THREE!!

holy cow!

And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats...

Ballsy of the security guards. Most of the time people who play the religion or profiling cards get away... except when it just pisses the sensible guards off. Good for them.

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.

"You silly sod! You got us all worked up!".

"He refused to be searched saying that he was a religious person and it was not allowed,"

Bwahahaha, yea... that will work, you tell them crazy priest-man!

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.

© its a fair cop

dude, it's magic.

As he was led away in handcuffs, did he shout anything about being repressed?

/ya, wrong scene
//but so is Rat's "It's a fair cop"

mmm kooky cola ...

don't you want one right now, with a bendy straw?

Subby, and ami5000, get +5

/speaks as though he has the ability, much less the permission, to assign points for headlines
//is still new here

It's...magic incense and...spooky sand.

Interesting concept, at least.

"I'm sorry, but during the first tenday of the Feast of Abraxas, I'm not allowed to touch unclean persons. You haven't undergone the Ritual of Purification, have you?"

Magic sand has been added to the official Bolivian Marching Powder synonym list.

-The Admins.

May Jesus bless you in your farking face.

WTF kind of scanner is that?

A holy sand scanner.

ami5000: A holy sand scanner.

i lol'd

Why was €105,000 of Coca-Cola my first instinct?

Holy Sand? In My Vagina?

...

/got nuthin'

Yeah, there's an XKCD for this thread.

Sounded like a lot of cocaine, and the value is so low?

at least he wasn't banging a 12 year old boy.

And now for something completely different.

A man with three buttocks.

gund: Sounded like a lot of cocaine, and the value is so low?

Coke is like $20K a key, so in actuality, we're talking more like 30,000 Euros not 105,000.

First they come for the terrorists.....

/Aisle seat in the hand basket please....

mccallcl: gund: Sounded like a lot of cocaine, and the value is so low?

Coke is like $20K a key, so in actuality, we're talking more like 30,000 Euros not 105,000.

Dude, $20k a kilo? We need to talk!

/kidding
//right?

mccallcl: gund: Sounded like a lot of cocaine, and the value is so low?

Coke is like $20K a key, so in actuality, we're talking more like 30,000 Euros not 105,000.

yeah you wish :P

/damn 1 kg instead of 1g ... you feel like Tony Montana.

flami: mccallcl: gund: Sounded like a lot of cocaine, and the value is so low?

Coke is like $20K a key, so in actuality, we're talking more like 30,000 Euros not 105,000.

yeah you wish :P

/damn 1 kg instead of 1g ... you feel like Tony Montana.


You wish? He's right, actually. A key in NYC goes for 10-12K, in Europe it's about 18-20K. 50K? Not very likely. As long as we're talking religion, how about this one: "Thou Shalt Not Lie". It applies to government spokesmen as well, you know.

studebaker hoch: WTF kind of scanner is that?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puffer_Machine

yeah but thats pure stuff.
so arrange that in the end the standard junky gets at best 40% of stuff in his rock. ( if you process it into crack) , Cant imagine that there is much more in powder.
then you sell 1g of your cut cocaine for 50 euro , or a rock for 30 ( maybe 0.5 g ? ).
as you already transformed your 1K into 2.5 K, you can earn 100K euros.

Ok the Guy that made the Pure gets 20-30k $.
sweet profit isnt it ?

I don't really understand what they calculated though....
.... maybe if they sold the cocaine for 40 euros a gram ... but uncut ? seems unlikely.

/Oh yeah holy sand ... maybe already cut with sand ? hehehe

This happened in Amsterdam, right? They had to try 40k or so worth first to see how much the rest was worth.

He was right!

/never tried it

I came for the Monty Python quotes and you made me happy.

Gyrfalcon: And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks.

And now for something completely different, a man with three legs.
(offstage)He ran away!
Oh bloody hell!

flami: Cant imagine that there is much more in powder.

Most powdered coke is about 80-90% pure. So is crack. The process to make crack doesn't leave much baking soda in the final product.

No one would buy 40% pure cocaine.

$600/oz is the going rate for powdered coke, so $21K for a kilo would be at the high end of the price range.