submitter: a little on the rare side

thats because his chores weren't well done.

Punishment at 3 times the speed of a conventional oven!

Was the kid jewish?

/ so kidding

MrSinister: Was the kid jewish?

/ so kidding

Yeah, I didn't think I'd have time to come in this thread before the Holocaust jokes started

Tatsuma: MrSinister: Was the kid jewish?

/ so kidding

Yeah, I didn't think I'd have time to come in this thread before the Holocaust jokes started

Hey, us Farkers are a real gas...

dahmers love zombie: Hey, us Farkers are a real gas...

Yeah! Everyday on Fark is just like MadTV. Or FarkTV.

That's hot!

I guess I'll be the first to question why a 7-year-old child needs a cell phone.

You know who else put people in ovens?

But the myth is, did he explode? Because if not, we're just going to have to find out what it takes to make him explode.

I think someone saw that Tales from the Darkside Movie one too many times...

This woman needs to be burned to death with a hot iron as soon and as slowly as possible.

The boy should have read his hansel and gretal (sp)

kids these days are such wimps. I got this caliber of punishment all the time when I was a kid. I still can't taste bitter from the lye mouthwash.

Calvin Coolidge: You know who else put people in ovens?

Aaaand it's Calvin Coolidge with the early Godwin!

Tatsuma: MrSinister: Was the kid jewish?

/ so kidding

Yeah, I didn't think I'd have time to come in this thread before the Holocaust jokes started

Yeah, I didn't think I'd have time to come in this thread before the Tatsuma whining started.

Gosling: But the myth is, did he explode? Because if not, we're just going to have to find out what it takes to make him explode.

Adam Savage I presume?

unimpressed.

Worst part is the daycare worker knew about the incident but failed to report it.

Gas or electric?

I say an eye for an eye...

True Value: Worst part is the daycare worker knew about the incident but failed to report implement it.

FTFY

Well, I see the internet tough guys/gals are already appearing.

Yes, yes, I understand your hardcore nature. Execution/Torture for the perpetrator to show how much you oppose execution/torture.

You know, the witches in the Brothers Grimm stories who cook children are not role models. On the other hand, Swift was on to something with his Modest Proposal.

/life is a paradox
//at least according to Zeno

monsieurstabby: I say an eye for an eye...

Ribeye?

Bring me my hassen kindenpfeffer!

The question Tatsuma is was he Kosher????

Fraser's only comment to Justice Anthony Benedict during her arraignment referred to the media.

"I just don't want nobody coming to my house," she told the judge.

Benedict said he couldn't stop people from knocking on her door. He released her without bail, because she has shown up at all her previous hearings and at Family Court, where custody of her twin boys is at stake.

Translation: the Court is prepared to overlook the creation and deployment of a noose. But just this once. Oh, and there are plenty of nice trees around 1 Tallman Place. Just saying, is all.

She was depressed. She saw a face in the audience on the Oprah Show that reminded of an ugly man that asked her out a bunch of years ago. The trauma led to a rush of memories. Then...

Blech. The thought of that makes my skin crawl. We need a giant pic of a failboat for this "mom".

Article fails to address the most important issue: Was this method of punishment effective? Has the kid lost another cell phone?

EMPulse_of_KC: I hope you burn in hell for posting that

Fraser appeared in court yesterday, dressed in a white jacket, gray sweat pants and boots. She wore black-rimmed glasses. She has appeared before the judge in this case before on the misdemeanor count of endangering the welfare of a child.

This tells me all i need to know.

7 year olds don't fit in ovens. Simple.as.that.


/I have a 7 year old, and she didn't fit.

Bucky Katt: EMPulse_of_KC: I hope you burn in hell for posting that

And if I go for laughing, then I hope we can be on the same flight.

lcmino: Fraser appeared in court yesterday, dressed in a white jacket, gray sweat pants and boots. She wore black-rimmed glasses. She has appeared before the judge in this case before on the misdemeanor count of endangering the welfare of a child.

This tells me all i need to know.

What, that the defendant is poor? Of course the defendant is poor. Otherwise, she would have been able to afford a microwave.

Prozac Please: 7 year olds don't fit in ovens. Simple.as.that.


/I have a 7 year old, and she didn't fit.

Push harder

EMPulse_of_KC: I hope you burn in hell for posting that

oh yeah? that's going in my aol ftp space.

globalwarmingpraiser: Prozac Please: 7 year olds don't fit in ovens. Simple.as.that.


/I have a 7 year old, and she didn't fit.

Push harder

A good food processor also helps.

True Value: Worst part is the daycare worker knew about the incident but failed to report it garnish it with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Really FTFY

tonesskin: monsieurstabby: I say an eye for an eye...

Ribeye?

No I think he was a round eye. OoooH!!!

tonesskin: Bucky Katt: EMPulse_of_KC: I hope you burn in hell for posting that

And if I go for laughing, then I hope we can be on the same flight.

I think you're going for other reasons, tonesskin.

starsrift: tonesskin: Bucky Katt: EMPulse_of_KC: I hope you burn in hell for posting that

And if I go for laughing, then I hope we can be on the same flight.

I think you're going for other reasons, tonesskin.

Yeah, I did once talk to a woman who was menstruating, so I think I'm damned.

Let me be the first to say, well done subby. Though unfortunately not rare in this day and age, these headloins are the best medium for finding out about these juicy tidbits and I won't bloody well go to any other fork in the information superhighway for them.

/Dessert?

Red or White wine with snoeflake?

EMPulse_of_KC

I was actually at a party in H.S. at my best friends house where we had to stop the microwave and pull "Boots" the cat (his mom's) out of it. Poor Boots always got shafted somehow: Turned into a stegosaurus with Resolve carpet cleaner plates sprayed on, hopping about parties with sandwich bags over his paws (that's a fun one), duct taped somewhere crazy ala where's waldo (the ceiling fan was un-toppable), angering him then stuffing him in the dryer (off) and then having another person fetch "your shirt from the dryer"... but the microwave was even beyond our bounds.

/Boots was never the same
//actually walked in concentric circles for about a month, then walked normal again.
///Oh, and to TFA... that's some good parenting there, Lou.

Here is another version with pictures of the boy's attractive and successful mother. Don't miss the comments. Almost Farkworthy.

And you up there, thanks for the microwave cat .gif. I needed something like that for my collection.

There is a special place in Hell for people who hurt their own children like this...