Those commercials were way better when it was "Real American Heroes" instead of the genius crap. But we know that the real heroes are the troops serving their country overseas, right? RIGHT?

/Here's to you Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer

Here's to you Mr.Camoflage maker (green, green and green)

To be fair, they may have been 12 and 14, but they looked 15 and 17.

Subby +1

so does this douche make it on the Smoking Gun.....

/wonders

9 year olds, dude.

At least he actually got some ass before got involved.

PMITA prison awaits.

Wow. the "Fark it" button is RIGHT there. excellent.

/here's to you, Mr. Cant come up with anything clever
//got nuttin

It's getting so you can't meet underage girls on Myspace without having to worry about being arrested. Yeesh.

I love how that site has a Fark It link. I wonder if it predefines the Florida tag.

WTF is wrong with people? i have no desire to go out and sex it up with a 14 year old girl.

Those girls must be real sluts. It's all their fault. Let the man go free.

I'm just here for the pictures of hot underage girls.

I think his face says it all.

WTF?
What's the deal with those farkit links? Is that Drew's doing?

Real men of genius indeed...

omg ur right a fark it button...

he's going to be very popular in prison

LOL, ROFL, a/s/l?

/nice find subby

darth_nick23: i have no desire to go out and sex it up with a 14 year old girl.

Why not? For most of human history, and all of human prehistory, that's an adult.

It is a luxury of an affluent society to extend childhood by decades.

Quantum Apostrophe: darth_nick23: i have no desire to go out and sex it up with a 14 year old girl.

Why not? For most of human history, and all of human prehistory, that's an adult.

It is a luxury of an affluent society to extend childhood by decades.

It's a man, baby!

Well, that's one fewer Farker to deal with.

My cat's an "adult" at 6 months, but that doesn't mean she should be shooting out kittens already.

nytmare: My cat's an "adult" at 6 months, but that doesn't mean she should be shooting out kittens already.

It's a cat, baby!

nytmare: My cat's an "adult" at 6 months, but that doesn't mean she should be shooting out kittens already.

Technically, your cat isn't considered an adult until she hits 12 months.

/is a Vet Tech
//6 months is the perfect age for a rabies shot and a spay, though!

1. Why does a 12-year-old have a cell phone?

2. Why do 14-year-olds or 12-year-olds have Myspaces that aren't monitored by their parents?

Seriously, this guy is a creep, but he was entirely enabled by some lazy-ass parenting.

I do appreciate that Channel 10 is putting FARK IT buttons on all their stories now.

How come the 12 and 14 year olds aren't getting punished for doing something that is considered wrong?

Oh yeah, I forgot, we live with sexist double standards here.

Shanrick, I went to vote for your post on impulse.

Dude, they were 12 and 14.

12?

Somefarker have a relative in this joint? Something needs killin'.
Just say'n'.

Well, the local pronunciation of his town of residence is SemenHole.......

Both girls met with Oberwise Thursday of last week and had sex with him, they said

Two chicklets at the same time?

("Dude" meaning the guy in the article).

ShaniquaDon'tLiveHereNoMo': I do appreciate that Channel 10 is putting FARK IT buttons on all their stories now.

All the Florida stations might as well start.

Quantum Apostrophe: darth_nick23: i have no desire to go out and sex it up with a 14 year old girl.

Why not? For most of human history, and all of human prehistory, that's an adult.

It is a luxury of an affluent society to extend childhood by decades.

human history aside, i have been brought up with the social stigma
that you should be looking for a mate that is your approximate age, i'm 23, and i am in no way looking to score with a teeny bopper, the youngest i would probably even conssider dating is 19, and the oldest being 27. that is all.

I think he'll fit right into the Mensa chapter they have at the prison he will spend the next ten years.

You've got to wonder where Mom and Dad are when you've got a 12 year old and a 14 year old doubling up on a 37 year old.

Asclepius

The commercials' tag was actually changed right after 9/11 before Iraq and Afghanistan had been going smoothly. It's mostly out of the public's respect to the firefighters and folks who died etc feeling that was going on at the time because real american heros would've gotten a huge public heckling. They could probably switch back now and no one would care :P But anyways, I thought it was a legit change for the time anyways, anyways.

Rambino: I'm just here for the pictures of hot underage girls.

Didn't see that Playboy ealier huh?


/No you can't have jailbait pictures fark users
//Not yours
///Well not jailbait for me
////Shouldn't I be able to post them then?

darth_nick23 2008-01-12 07:51:28 PM
WTF is wrong with people? i have no desire to go out and sex it up with a 14 year old girl.

What are you, a saint?

ShaniquaDon'tLiveHereNoMo'
1. Why does a 12-year-old have a cell phone?

Duh, easy:
So she can call her parents to pick her up or to call for help in an emergency
- otherwise she might meet some creepy guy cruising the area in a "free candy" truck.

Fark dot com presents, real men of genius.
Real men of genius!
Today we salute you, Mr. Really idiotic pedo-guy.
Mr. Really idiotic pedo-guy!
Squirming and crying, you're shoved into a police car after having sex with underage women from myspace.
Someone call a whambulance!
As soon as you get to jail, you're going to make a certain Bubba very, very happy.
Give him some lube, now!
Who's nuts? You're nuts. Now enjoy Bubba's and maybe he'll be nice.
Whooaah!
So crack open a nice cold, well, nevermind. Enjoy the tap, Mr. Kiddy Diddler.
Mr. Really idiotic pedo-guy!

darth_nick23 the oldest being 27. that is all.

You'll stretch that upper mark here in a couple years.

Wife is 6 years older.

/Cougars are cool.

darth_nick23: dating



Pedo Bear DOES NOT APPROVE!

-Oh c'mon, that pigeon was a total slut. Everybody here who didn't have sex with that pigeon, raise your hand.


Asclepius: Those commercials were way better when it was "Real American Heroes" instead of the genius crap. But we know that the real heroes are the troops serving their country overseas, right? RIGHT?

/Here's to you Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer

A thousand times THIS

+1 subby

Trinilos: Fark dot com presents, real men of genius.
Real men of genius!
Today we salute you, Mr. Really idiotic pedo-guy.
Mr. Really idiotic pedo-guy!
Squirming and crying, you're shoved into a police car after having sex with underage women from myspace.
Someone call a whambulance!
As soon as you get to jail, you're going to make a certain Bubba very, very happy.
Give him some lube, now!
Who's nuts? You're nuts. Now enjoy Bubba's and maybe he'll be nice.
Whooaah!
So crack open a nice cold, well, nevermind. Enjoy the tap, Mr. Kiddy Diddler.
Mr. Really idiotic pedo-guy!

Flawless victory.