Worst of all, it was a used condom. Now the kid has to wash it out before she can use it.

eewYuck!! That is not funny. But it would be funny to wrap condoms around unsuspecting people's exhaust pipes.

Yer tryin' too hard subby.

That's a mouthful!

So where's Chris Hansen?.

oh and once I saw a blimp: That's a mouthful!

A mouthful!?
NO
That's an ass load.

CygnusDarius: So where's Chris Hansen?.

Going to the store to buy a new pack of condoms.

The headline hurt my head.

In other news, Woolworth's is still around?

Oh, so THAT'S where I left it!

I was pretty sure woolworths went out of business like 8 or 10 years ago.

Is this some dentist's idea of a practical joke?

Keystone Copout: In other news, Woolworth's is still around?

Ha! There's a Woolworth here in Hermosillo, I knew that chain was doomed to die someday!.

Massively Multiplayer Addict: I was pretty sure woolworths went out of business like 8 or 10 years ago.

Going strong in the UK

FTFA I took my daughter and ran across to the nearest toilet and washed her hands straight away.

I'm not sure that's any better

SOoooo, how many licks DOES it take to get to the center?

Was it used or just out of the package?

Huge difference and that story is terrible without more information.

What's the big deal? I pack my wife's favorite treat in a condom all the time...

After that whole thing with the grifter who slipped the finger into the Wendy's chili, I'm not prepared to believe they just found it there right from the start.

Eat More Possum: Worst of all, it was a used condom. Now the kid has to wash it out before she can use it.

Actually, she's probably more likely to use the bag the candy came in (no pun intended). I remember an article a while back that said kids in the UK were apt to use crisp bags or plastic wrap or whatever they had on hand.

Kids are growing up so fast these days.


/aisle seat please

what, no sugar daddies?

No Oh Henry bars either???

I can has Jailbait pics?

who puts Goo Goo Clusters in a pick‘n’mix???? seriously....

This maeesage brought to you by trains going into tunnels and slide whistles.

tasteslikegreen: This maeesage message brought to you by trains going into tunnels and slide whistles.

Cue the lawsuit in 3...2...1

Can anybody come up with a pic of dingleberries candy?

I'm pretty sure it is a Gobstopper.

doesn't say it was used anywhere

I'm more repulsed the fact that a child dug her hand into the candy

little bit of dog ass, some dirt, boogers, ass, cat ass, urine residue....just to name a few things

i'll take a candy jar half full of unused unwrapped condoms over that shiat.

lucky kid. you usually have to pay extra for the pop rocks

I thought Cracker Jacks were the only kids treat with a "little seaman" and a surprise inside.

Malinki: SOoooo, how many licks DOES it take to get to the center?

Depends on the lick. I find a more enthusiastic lick-- practically constant rubbing instead of licking-- is much more effective.

drjekel_mrhyde: Massively Multiplayer Addict: I was pretty sure woolworths went out of business like 8 or 10 years ago.

Going strong in the UK

If you mean going out of fashion with great force in the UK then you're quite correct. If not, have you seen it's share price and debt levels recently? It's farked.

Really, it's nearly bankrupt. Only strong growth in the UK consumer will save it.
/ie It's done.

It must have fallen out of my pocket, I was going to use it again!!

Now I paranoid about my candy now... Great.

Eat More Possum: Worst of all, it was a used condom. Now the kid has to wash it out before she can use it.

Naw. She just has to turn it inside out.

The restaurant inside Woolworth's The Harvest House made great banana splits, and hot dogs on those buttery grilled buns.

/likes the Chocolate Babies candy

I have a bowl of candy and rubbers on my coffee table, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

I'll never eat candy again.

Ronin_S: After that whole thing with the grifter who slipped the finger into the Wendy's chili, I'm not prepared to believe they just found it there right from the start.

Last year, I found a rubber band in a small packet of Planters peanuts.
I was just about to pop the handful into my mouth, and saw it.

I did not, however, scream to the local newspaper about it. Sent them an email, they sent me a $3 coupon for a future purchase.

hed asplodes

FTA: "The item was found at 2.30pm but a full check of all the pick'n'mix occurred at noon. We can therefore be sure it was placed in the section between these times and not at any other point in the supply process.

Hmmm, so either someone had sex in the place and threw the condom into the bin in the middle of the farking day when it was likely very busy, *or* the woman planted it and is hoping to score some easy money in a lawsuit. Perhaps it's because I don't perceive the average person to be highly moral (I'm not either), but I think the latter is the case. She planted it.

Geez, what a bunch of goobers.

This isn't as bad as finding lark's vomit in candy.

overlord
Actually, she's probably more likely to use the bag the candy came in (no pun intended). I remember an article a while back that said kids in the UK were apt to use crisp bags or plastic wrap or whatever they had on hand.



"You have a condom, never mind I have this milky way wrapper"

maglite: "You have a condom, never mind I have this milky way wrapper"

Probably a Fun Size Milky Way.

Is Drew hiring writers, out of work because of the strike, to write Fark headlines? That headline was so good it must have been written by a professional.

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