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(Some Guy) Strange Five-year old girl finds condom in her pick 'n' mix candy, which was likely a combination of Gobstoppers, Whoppers malted milk balls, Pop Rocks, Goo Goo Clusters, Blow Pops, and Lik-m-Aid Fun Dip   (greenocktelegraph.co.uk) divider line 61
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Eat More Possum [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 03:44:29 PM  
Worst of all, it was a used condom. Now the kid has to wash it out before she can use it.

 
muzzrphochr 2008-01-12 04:25:47 PM  
eewYuck!! That is not funny. But it would be funny to wrap condoms around unsuspecting people's exhaust pipes.

 
b0rscht [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 05:32:28 PM  
Yer tryin' too hard subby.

 
oh and once I saw a blimp 2008-01-12 05:47:45 PM  
That's a mouthful!

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 05:49:24 PM  
So where's Chris Hansen?.

 
m2313 2008-01-12 05:49:28 PM  
oh and once I saw a blimp: That's a mouthful!

A mouthful!?
NO
That's an ass load.

 
m2313 2008-01-12 05:50:15 PM  
CygnusDarius: So where's Chris Hansen?.

Going to the store to buy a new pack of condoms.

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 05:51:04 PM  
The headline hurt my head.

 
Keystone Copout 2008-01-12 05:51:24 PM  
In other news, Woolworth's is still around?

 
Freak 2008-01-12 05:52:00 PM  
Oh, so THAT'S where I left it!

 
Massively Multiplayer Addict 2008-01-12 05:52:30 PM  
I was pretty sure woolworths went out of business like 8 or 10 years ago.

 
SpookyFiles 2008-01-12 05:53:03 PM  
Is this some dentist's idea of a practical joke?

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 05:54:12 PM  
Keystone Copout: In other news, Woolworth's is still around?

Ha! There's a Woolworth here in Hermosillo, I knew that chain was doomed to die someday!.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-01-12 05:57:23 PM  
Massively Multiplayer Addict: I was pretty sure woolworths went out of business like 8 or 10 years ago.

Going strong in the UK

 
chitownmike 2008-01-12 05:57:52 PM  
FTFA I took my daughter and ran across to the nearest toilet and washed her hands straight away.

I'm not sure that's any better

 
Malinki 2008-01-12 05:58:28 PM  
SOoooo, how many licks DOES it take to get to the center?

 
Fellows [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 06:00:19 PM  
Was it used or just out of the package?

Huge difference and that story is terrible without more information.

 
ankmcfly 2008-01-12 06:03:44 PM  
What's the big deal? I pack my wife's favorite treat in a condom all the time...

 
Ronin_S 2008-01-12 06:03:53 PM  
After that whole thing with the grifter who slipped the finger into the Wendy's chili, I'm not prepared to believe they just found it there right from the start.

 
overlord 2008-01-12 06:04:00 PM  
Eat More Possum: Worst of all, it was a used condom. Now the kid has to wash it out before she can use it.

Actually, she's probably more likely to use the bag the candy came in (no pun intended). I remember an article a while back that said kids in the UK were apt to use crisp bags or plastic wrap or whatever they had on hand.

 
Gairloch [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 06:05:32 PM  
Kids are growing up so fast these days.


/aisle seat please

 
Groy 2008-01-12 06:05:35 PM  
www.x-entertainment.com

 
lordargent 2008-01-12 06:07:08 PM  
what, no sugar daddies?

 
grahammi 2008-01-12 06:10:19 PM  
No Oh Henry bars either???

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2008-01-12 06:12:45 PM  
I can has Jailbait pics?

 
sunkenbeauty 2008-01-12 06:14:22 PM  
who puts Goo Goo Clusters in a pick‘n’mix???? seriously....

 
tasteslikegreen 2008-01-12 06:16:10 PM  
This maeesage brought to you by trains going into tunnels and slide whistles.

 
tasteslikegreen 2008-01-12 06:17:08 PM  
tasteslikegreen: This maeesage message brought to you by trains going into tunnels and slide whistles.

 
idrow 2008-01-12 06:17:23 PM  
Cue the lawsuit in 3...2...1

 
Dear Jerk 2008-01-12 06:17:50 PM  
Can anybody come up with a pic of dingleberries candy?

 
DoBeDoBeDo 2008-01-12 06:19:52 PM  
I'm pretty sure it is a Gobstopper.

 
xakux 2008-01-12 06:20:45 PM  
doesn't say it was used anywhere

I'm more repulsed the fact that a child dug her hand into the candy

little bit of dog ass, some dirt, boogers, ass, cat ass, urine residue....just to name a few things

i'll take a candy jar half full of unused unwrapped condoms over that shiat.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 06:20:57 PM  
lucky kid. you usually have to pay extra for the pop rocks

 
rustyload 2008-01-12 06:27:47 PM  
I thought Cracker Jacks were the only kids treat with a "little seaman" and a surprise inside.

i269.photobucket.com

 
ChimbleySweep 2008-01-12 06:28:48 PM  
Malinki: SOoooo, how many licks DOES it take to get to the center?

Depends on the lick. I find a more enthusiastic lick-- practically constant rubbing instead of licking-- is much more effective.

 
Gobobo 2008-01-12 06:32:40 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: Massively Multiplayer Addict: I was pretty sure woolworths went out of business like 8 or 10 years ago.

Going strong in the UK


If you mean going out of fashion with great force in the UK then you're quite correct. If not, have you seen it's share price and debt levels recently? It's farked.

Really, it's nearly bankrupt. Only strong growth in the UK consumer will save it.
/ie It's done.

 
Time Traveler 2008-01-12 06:41:39 PM  
It must have fallen out of my pocket, I was going to use it again!!

 
Neko_Kawaii 2008-01-12 06:43:00 PM  
Now I paranoid about my candy now... Great.

 
thinker5555 2008-01-12 06:45:47 PM  
Eat More Possum: Worst of all, it was a used condom. Now the kid has to wash it out before she can use it.

Naw. She just has to turn it inside out.

 
Euell Gibbons 2008-01-12 06:48:03 PM  
The restaurant inside Woolworth's The Harvest House made great banana splits, and hot dogs on those buttery grilled buns.

/likes the Chocolate Babies candy

 
Mister Tibbs 2008-01-12 06:49:36 PM  
I have a bowl of candy and rubbers on my coffee table, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

 
bighairyguy [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 07:02:43 PM  
I'll never eat candy again.

 
YouPeopleAreCrazy 2008-01-12 07:04:25 PM  
Ronin_S: After that whole thing with the grifter who slipped the finger into the Wendy's chili, I'm not prepared to believe they just found it there right from the start.

Last year, I found a rubber band in a small packet of Planters peanuts.
I was just about to pop the handful into my mouth, and saw it.

I did not, however, scream to the local newspaper about it. Sent them an email, they sent me a $3 coupon for a future purchase.

 
skillett 2008-01-12 07:08:50 PM  
hed asplodes

 
Solarex 2008-01-12 07:10:00 PM  
FTA: "The item was found at 2.30pm but a full check of all the pick'n'mix occurred at noon. We can therefore be sure it was placed in the section between these times and not at any other point in the supply process.

Hmmm, so either someone had sex in the place and threw the condom into the bin in the middle of the farking day when it was likely very busy, *or* the woman planted it and is hoping to score some easy money in a lawsuit. Perhaps it's because I don't perceive the average person to be highly moral (I'm not either), but I think the latter is the case. She planted it.

 
cxjohn 2008-01-12 07:10:53 PM  
Geez, what a bunch of goobers.

 
ickyelf 2008-01-12 07:35:25 PM  
This isn't as bad as finding lark's vomit in candy.

 
maglite 2008-01-12 07:39:48 PM  
overlord
Actually, she's probably more likely to use the bag the candy came in (no pun intended). I remember an article a while back that said kids in the UK were apt to use crisp bags or plastic wrap or whatever they had on hand.

marlins.mlblogs.com

"You have a condom, never mind I have this milky way wrapper"

 
YouPeopleAreCrazy 2008-01-12 07:51:17 PM  
maglite: "You have a condom, never mind I have this milky way wrapper"

Probably a Fun Size Milky Way.

 
PenguinTheRed [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 08:02:11 PM  
Is Drew hiring writers, out of work because of the strike, to write Fark headlines? That headline was so good it must have been written by a professional.

+1

 
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