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(Telegraph) Interesting Shark's virgin birth brings aquarium visitors, myrrh   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 115
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madcharlie [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 03:42:19 PM  
Have they questioned fb- yet?

 
z_gringo [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 04:02:55 PM  
It's a miracle. Obviously they are gods. We must immediately form a group to study and follow their teachings.

 
z_gringo [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 04:04:36 PM  
We must document everything that they tell us. They are obviously communicating telepathically. I will start the documentation.


In the beginning.........

 
gimmedaloot 2008-01-12 07:03:01 PM  
z_gringo: We must document everything that they tell us. They are obviously communicating telepathically. I will start the documentation.


In the beginning.........


It was dark. And yay, there was a light. O, what a glorious, shining light. And then the Almighty Fin doth appear.

 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 07:27:11 PM  
Heh

/+1

 
abb3w [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 08:11:51 PM  
But does it have a laser?

 
bitteroldman 2008-01-12 08:13:56 PM  
The Weissmans' are here.
Oh, look honey, myrrh.
The Weissmans' brought myrrh.



///anyone?

 
The Grinch 2008-01-12 09:01:41 PM  
Well yeah, who'd wanna bang a shark?

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 09:02:41 PM  
gimmedaloot: z_gringo: We must document everything that they tell us. They are obviously communicating telepathically. I will start the documentation.


In the beginning.........

It was dark. And yay, there was a light. O, what a glorious, shining light. And then the Almighty Fin doth appear.


And on the second day, thou fin was used in the best shark fin soup in the universe.

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 09:03:26 PM  
The Grinch: Well yeah, who'd wanna bang a shark?

Raises hand.

A "friend" told me it was almost as good as banging a dolphin.

 
Kaoilia 2008-01-12 09:03:38 PM  
Jeezus has come again to sayve us!

Praise the lord!

 
explody_pup 2008-01-12 09:05:43 PM  
Okay, I can understand Mary. I mean, biatch was hot. If I was the Ruler of Everything, I would have hit it. But, c'mon... a motherfarking shark? What the fark are you thinking God? That's sick, dude. Sick.

 
tshetter 2008-01-12 09:05:47 PM  
Im a shark!!!
Im a SHAAAARK!!!
Suck my diiiiiiick
IM A SHAAAAAARK!!!



/meh
//lame without the pic

 
Phil Herup 2008-01-12 09:07:25 PM  
bitteroldman: The Weissmans' are here.
Oh, look honey, myrrh.
The Weissmans' brought myrrh.



///anyone?



I told you to never invite the Weismans. They never bring good gifts.

Except the gold, you can leave that.

 
Trucker 2008-01-12 09:10:12 PM  
D@mn! That biatch said she was on the pill.

 
starsrift 2008-01-12 09:10:18 PM  
Amusing. I got the Farkitrol shark ad on the right.

Interesting find. Thanks, subby!

 
ThePogue 2008-01-12 09:10:52 PM  
someone needs to 'shop a "JESUS SHARK!" pic

 
ThePogue 2008-01-12 09:11:38 PM  
or "JESUS CHRIST ITS A SHARK!"

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 09:11:49 PM  
Please don't eat me, Shark Jesus!.

 
mathmonkey 2008-01-12 09:12:07 PM  
bitteroldman: The Weissmans' are here.
Oh, look honey, myrrh.
The Weissmans' brought myrrh.



///anyone?


/raises hand

 
Danarchy84 2008-01-12 09:12:08 PM  
tonesskin: The Grinch: Well yeah, who'd wanna bang a shark?

Raises hand.

A "friend" told me it was almost as good as banging a dolphin.


Hot dolphin!

/obscure?

 
goethe_helen_hunt 2008-01-12 09:12:11 PM  
I welcome our pelagic Overlord. Um. Overlady.

 
ThePogue 2008-01-12 09:12:23 PM  
or "JESUS CHRIST IS A SHARK! GET IN THE CAR" I mean

 
The Grinch 2008-01-12 09:15:14 PM  
tonesskin

The Grinch: Well yeah, who'd wanna bang a shark?

Raises hand.

A "friend" told me it was almost as good as banging a dolphin.


I thought I remembered a site about that a while back.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 09:16:25 PM  
Jaws died for your sins.

 
shana2112 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-12 09:16:27 PM  
tshetter: /meh
//lame without the pic


Well, here's a link to the pic.. :)

Link (new window)

Why would images be disabled anyways?

 
mistahtom 2008-01-12 09:19:31 PM  
you can be sure that if the shark gave birth in the United States of Jesus that pilgrims would be flocking to the aquarium and equating this to a 'miracle of god'

 
Outshined_One [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 09:20:05 PM  
"Well think about it, did you honestly think God would have sex with a shark?"
"No! Only Satan, Prince of Darkness would do that!"

/Paraphrased

 
Calvin Coolidge 2008-01-12 09:21:46 PM  
Why are images disabled in this thread? Mods afraid that someone will post some risqué shark pics?

 
pacified 2008-01-12 09:23:38 PM  
+1 subby

 
The Grinch 2008-01-12 09:23:59 PM  
mistahtom: you can be sure that if the shark gave birth in the United States of Jesus that pilgrims would be flocking to the aquarium and equating this to a 'miracle of god'

Only in the southwest. Down there, every coffee stain and wallpaper smudge is 'la veer-hen' telling them to retake their ancestral homeland or some shiat.

 
FetusAGoGo 2008-01-12 09:24:43 PM  
Keep the Jews away from the returned cartilaginous messiah!

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-01-12 09:26:42 PM  
Did they name the shark Jawsus?

 
Phil Herup 2008-01-12 09:26:53 PM  
Calvin Coolidge: Why are images disabled in this thread? Mods afraid that someone will post some risqué shark pics?

Ummmmmmm yeah.

WTF?

 
ThePogue 2008-01-12 09:27:27 PM  
FetusAGoGo: Keep the Jews Jaws away from the returned cartilaginous messiah!

FTFY

 
Gelatinous 2008-01-12 09:27:28 PM  
What Would Jaws Devour

 
bonefish 2008-01-12 09:27:43 PM  
Calvin Coolidge
Why are images disabled in this thread? Mods afraid that someone will post some risqué shark pics?

Maybe Fark jumped this shark.

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 09:30:29 PM  
Donald_McRonald: Did they name the shark Jawsus?

Nice work.

/was she Mary?

 
Primum non nocere 2008-01-12 09:31:25 PM  
z_gringo We must document everything that they tell us. They are obviously communicating telepathically. I will start the documentation.

In the beginning..........




"It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author - and that he did not learn it better." - Friedrich Nietzsche

 
caamando 2008-01-12 09:32:13 PM  
God wouldn't have sex with a shark. This is the Anti-Christ. I bet it was cared for by Christmas woodland critters.

/Hail Satan!

 
shirtsbyeric 2008-01-12 09:33:47 PM  
I couldn't help it, she was waving her dorsal fin at me.

 
i hate jimmy page 2008-01-12 09:37:44 PM  
Virgin births prove virgin births. There is still no need for God.

 
outback_rebel 2008-01-12 09:37:45 PM  
Well, what is myrrh, anyway?

 
Goldstein [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-12 09:39:22 PM  
We're gonna need a bigger pope.

 
Van Awesome 2008-01-12 09:39:48 PM  
+1 subby, well played

 
LewDux 2008-01-12 09:40:31 PM  
tshetter: Im a shark!!!
Im a SHAAAARK!!!
Suck my diiiiiiick Praise my Dad
IM A SHAAAAAARK!!!


ThePogue: "JESUS CHRIST IS A SHARK! GET IN THE CAR BOAT"

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 09:40:56 PM  
Shark Jesus! Praise the lord!

 
bonefish 2008-01-12 09:40:56 PM  
Goldstein
We're gonna need a bigger pope.

You owe me a new keyboard!
/Well done

 
Aerandir 2008-01-12 09:47:29 PM  
FTA: A US zoo last year reported that a hammerhead shark there had given birth to a pup without having come into contact with a male shark but the pup was killed by a stingray before keepers could remove it from its tank.

farking stingrays are killing everything! They are out for world domination, I tell ya!

/RIP Steve Irwin
//old news?
///slashies!

 
Pextor 2008-01-12 09:49:45 PM  
outback_rebel, it's what one of the three wisemen allegedly brought, along with frankensence, and gold.

 
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