Have they questioned fb- yet?

It's a miracle. Obviously they are gods. We must immediately form a group to study and follow their teachings.

We must document everything that they tell us. They are obviously communicating telepathically. I will start the documentation.


In the beginning.........

z_gringo: We must document everything that they tell us. They are obviously communicating telepathically. I will start the documentation.


In the beginning.........

It was dark. And yay, there was a light. O, what a glorious, shining light. And then the Almighty Fin doth appear.

Heh

/+1

But does it have a laser?

The Weissmans' are here.
Oh, look honey, myrrh.
The Weissmans' brought myrrh.



///anyone?

Well yeah, who'd wanna bang a shark?

gimmedaloot: z_gringo: We must document everything that they tell us. They are obviously communicating telepathically. I will start the documentation.


In the beginning.........

It was dark. And yay, there was a light. O, what a glorious, shining light. And then the Almighty Fin doth appear.

And on the second day, thou fin was used in the best shark fin soup in the universe.

The Grinch: Well yeah, who'd wanna bang a shark?

Raises hand.

A "friend" told me it was almost as good as banging a dolphin.

Jeezus has come again to sayve us!

Praise the lord!

Okay, I can understand Mary. I mean, biatch was hot. If I was the Ruler of Everything, I would have hit it. But, c'mon... a motherfarking shark? What the fark are you thinking God? That's sick, dude. Sick.

Im a shark!!!
Im a SHAAAARK!!!
Suck my diiiiiiick
IM A SHAAAAAARK!!!



/meh
//lame without the pic

bitteroldman: The Weissmans' are here.
Oh, look honey, myrrh.
The Weissmans' brought myrrh.



///anyone?


I told you to never invite the Weismans. They never bring good gifts.

Except the gold, you can leave that.

D@mn! That biatch said she was on the pill.

Amusing. I got the Farkitrol shark ad on the right.

Interesting find. Thanks, subby!

someone needs to 'shop a "JESUS SHARK!" pic

or "JESUS CHRIST ITS A SHARK!"

Please don't eat me, Shark Jesus!.

bitteroldman: The Weissmans' are here.
Oh, look honey, myrrh.
The Weissmans' brought myrrh.



///anyone?

/raises hand

tonesskin: The Grinch: Well yeah, who'd wanna bang a shark?

Raises hand.

A "friend" told me it was almost as good as banging a dolphin.

Hot dolphin!

/obscure?

I welcome our pelagic Overlord. Um. Overlady.

or "JESUS CHRIST IS A SHARK! GET IN THE CAR" I mean

tonesskin

The Grinch: Well yeah, who'd wanna bang a shark?

Raises hand.

A "friend" told me it was almost as good as banging a dolphin.

I thought I remembered a site about that a while back.

Jaws died for your sins.

tshetter: /meh
//lame without the pic

Well, here's a link to the pic.. :)

Link (new window)

Why would images be disabled anyways?

you can be sure that if the shark gave birth in the United States of Jesus that pilgrims would be flocking to the aquarium and equating this to a 'miracle of god'

"Well think about it, did you honestly think God would have sex with a shark?"
"No! Only Satan, Prince of Darkness would do that!"

/Paraphrased

Why are images disabled in this thread? Mods afraid that someone will post some risqué shark pics?

+1 subby

mistahtom: you can be sure that if the shark gave birth in the United States of Jesus that pilgrims would be flocking to the aquarium and equating this to a 'miracle of god'

Only in the southwest. Down there, every coffee stain and wallpaper smudge is 'la veer-hen' telling them to retake their ancestral homeland or some shiat.

Keep the Jews away from the returned cartilaginous messiah!

Did they name the shark Jawsus?

Calvin Coolidge: Why are images disabled in this thread? Mods afraid that someone will post some risqué shark pics?

Ummmmmmm yeah.

WTF?

FetusAGoGo: Keep the Jews Jaws away from the returned cartilaginous messiah!

FTFY

What Would Jaws Devour

Calvin Coolidge
Why are images disabled in this thread? Mods afraid that someone will post some risqué shark pics?

Maybe Fark jumped this shark.

Donald_McRonald: Did they name the shark Jawsus?

Nice work.

/was she Mary?

z_gringo We must document everything that they tell us. They are obviously communicating telepathically. I will start the documentation.

In the beginning..........



"It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author - and that he did not learn it better." - Friedrich Nietzsche

God wouldn't have sex with a shark. This is the Anti-Christ. I bet it was cared for by Christmas woodland critters.

/Hail Satan!

I couldn't help it, she was waving her dorsal fin at me.

Virgin births prove virgin births. There is still no need for God.

Well, what is myrrh, anyway?

We're gonna need a bigger pope.

+1 subby, well played

tshetter: Im a shark!!!
Im a SHAAAARK!!!
Suck my diiiiiiick Praise my Dad
IM A SHAAAAAARK!!!

ThePogue: "JESUS CHRIST IS A SHARK! GET IN THE CAR BOAT"

Shark Jesus! Praise the lord!

Goldstein
We're gonna need a bigger pope.

You owe me a new keyboard!
/Well done

FTA: A US zoo last year reported that a hammerhead shark there had given birth to a pup without having come into contact with a male shark but the pup was killed by a stingray before keepers could remove it from its tank.

farking stingrays are killing everything! They are out for world domination, I tell ya!

/RIP Steve Irwin
//old news?
///slashies!

outback_rebel, it's what one of the three wisemen allegedly brought, along with frankensence, and gold.