This headline has my seal of approval!

These puns are giving me a haddock.

i cant bear to watch....


.... damn it!

I'm not a psychic, but I sea lion and fibbin' when the time comes to figure out who's responsible.

Somebody otter fix this.

What's the big deal, there's no need for whaling and whining.

Sounds fishy to me.

<insert sea life-related pun here>

sounds like they blew a seal.

those who caught the leak told to clam up before they flounder in school.

/Someone had to do it.

Wrecked 'em? It nearly krilled them!

I am worried about the impact that the salt water will have on the grass. It might krill it and turn it brown.

I've had it up my gills with these puns!

Why would anyone go to seaworld in the first place. Just for the hallibut.

I dont want to swim against the tide but too many puns.

One can only guess that the maintenance crew isn't a bunch of the shark-est tools in the shed.

/probably not as funny as i manta it.

I didn't really want to visit Fark's favorite state, I went there once as a kid since I didn't have a choice. The dolphin pool at SeaWorld is so shallow and they looked all sunburned. Plus you bought food to feed them, so they would come up to you and beg. It was so sad, poor dolphins.

Nobody goes anywhere without a porpoise.

Lewis Carrol was the king of fishy puns.

it seems that this problem is almost unBEARable

OH, I lobster and never flounder, I octopus his face in, he'll only break her heart.

[random lyric from Wet Dream]

Dear God man! You know they poop and pee in that salt water!!

Are puns the sole reason for this thread?

Red Shirt Blues: Are puns the sole reason for this thread?

We're doing it for the halibut.

Typically when I read these threads I see many friends of Fark puns...unfortunatly amidst these posters, I do sea anenome.

Here is their plan for relocating the killer whales in case all the water leaks out:

"a whale of trouble"? Do you mean "a whale of a lot of trouble", subby?

You FAIL.

I sea what you all did there

All these puns makes me think of the Kip Adotta video Wet Dream

Got the video here Wet Dream(p)

Quickpull: Nobody goes anywhere without a porpoise.

Lewis Carrol was the king of fishy puns.

I came here to say that an certain English author made this pun over 100 years ago, and it's been repeated every year since. Nothing like Fark being hip, ya know. Seems to me lately Fark's been floundering around.

/had to contribute..

Salmon should have seen that coming...

That was lame.


/just fishing for comments.

DrForrester: "a whale of trouble"? Do you mean "a whale of a lot of trouble", subby?

You FAIL.

Your "correction" creates a redundant statement.

You deserve a picture of the "FAILBOAT"

/too lazy to insert pic

Water they waiting for? If it gets any worse, people will be singing a different tuna about SeaWorld!

/i like puns
//but i also like marine life
///i seriously hope they fix this