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(Central Florida News 13) Florida Sea World Orlando is in a whale of trouble. Salt water leaking into groundwater said to be accidental and not on porpoise   (cfnews13.com) divider line 37
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d23 2008-01-12 02:18:39 PM  
This headline has my seal of approval!

 
rocinante721 2008-01-12 02:30:10 PM  
These puns are giving me a haddock.

 
tyguy101aa [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 02:31:37 PM  
i cant bear to watch....


.... damn it!

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 02:57:23 PM  
I'm not a psychic, but I sea lion and fibbin' when the time comes to figure out who's responsible.

 
nobozo 2008-01-12 03:18:51 PM  
Somebody otter fix this.

 
wyltoknow [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 03:23:20 PM  
What's the big deal, there's no need for whaling and whining.

 
radioman_ 2008-01-12 03:33:01 PM  
Sounds fishy to me.

 
Unright 2008-01-12 03:42:26 PM  
<insert sea life-related pun here>

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 04:02:06 PM  
sounds like they blew a seal.

 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 04:21:15 PM  
those who caught the leak told to clam up before they flounder in school.

 
Glitchwerks 2008-01-12 05:32:17 PM  
www.xerratus.com

/Someone had to do it.

 
SomeoneDumb 2008-01-12 05:34:41 PM  
Wrecked 'em? It nearly krilled them!

 
freznel 2008-01-12 05:38:18 PM  
I am worried about the impact that the salt water will have on the grass. It might krill it and turn it brown.

 
ankmcfly 2008-01-12 05:38:26 PM  
I've had it up my gills with these puns!

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 05:41:58 PM  
Why would anyone go to seaworld in the first place. Just for the hallibut.

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 05:45:11 PM  
I dont want to swim against the tide but too many puns.

 
ucom21 2008-01-12 05:47:27 PM  
One can only guess that the maintenance crew isn't a bunch of the shark-est tools in the shed.

/probably not as funny as i manta it.

 
Ronin_S 2008-01-12 05:58:19 PM  
I didn't really want to visit Fark's favorite state, I went there once as a kid since I didn't have a choice. The dolphin pool at SeaWorld is so shallow and they looked all sunburned. Plus you bought food to feed them, so they would come up to you and beg. It was so sad, poor dolphins.

 
Quickpull 2008-01-12 05:59:40 PM  
Nobody goes anywhere without a porpoise.

Lewis Carrol was the king of fishy puns.

 
rtatkinson 2008-01-12 06:02:01 PM  
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it seems that this problem is almost unBEARable

 
bigKW 2008-01-12 06:10:00 PM  
OH, I lobster and never flounder, I octopus his face in, he'll only break her heart.

 
bigKW 2008-01-12 06:12:01 PM  
Anyone remember Pinkard & Bowden?

 
SwiftFox [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 06:12:47 PM  
[random lyric from Wet Dream]

 
MyNameIsMofuga 2008-01-12 06:20:41 PM  
Dear God man! You know they poop and pee in that salt water!!

 
Red Shirt Blues 2008-01-12 07:05:30 PM  
Are puns the sole reason for this thread?

 
CornFedIowan 2008-01-12 07:23:30 PM  
Red Shirt Blues: Are puns the sole reason for this thread?

We're doing it for the halibut.

 
Dreefee 2008-01-12 07:25:58 PM  
Typically when I read these threads I see many friends of Fark puns...unfortunatly amidst these posters, I do sea anenome.

 
Daedalus27 2008-01-12 08:05:46 PM  
Here is their plan for relocating the killer whales in case all the water leaks out:

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DrForrester 2008-01-12 08:43:11 PM  
"a whale of trouble"? Do you mean "a whale of a lot of trouble", subby?

You FAIL.

 
Evil Twin Skippy [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 08:51:11 PM  
I sea what you all did there

 
BilliamJ [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 09:03:02 PM  
All these puns makes me think of the Kip Adotta video Wet Dream

 
BilliamJ [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 09:16:24 PM  
Got the video here Wet Dream(p)

 
worlddan 2008-01-12 11:52:13 PM  
Quickpull: Nobody goes anywhere without a porpoise.

Lewis Carrol was the king of fishy puns.


I came here to say that an certain English author made this pun over 100 years ago, and it's been repeated every year since. Nothing like Fark being hip, ya know. Seems to me lately Fark's been floundering around.

/had to contribute..

 
freddyfourfingers 2008-01-13 12:22:22 AM  
Salmon should have seen that coming...

 
sarahlh3 2008-01-13 12:41:47 AM  
That was lame.


/just fishing for comments.

 
DanUFfan 2008-01-13 01:19:32 AM  
DrForrester: "a whale of trouble"? Do you mean "a whale of a lot of trouble", subby?

You FAIL.


Your "correction" creates a redundant statement.

You deserve a picture of the "FAILBOAT"

/too lazy to insert pic

 
cpherson 2008-01-13 10:27:51 PM  
Water they waiting for? If it gets any worse, people will be singing a different tuna about SeaWorld!

/i like puns
//but i also like marine life
///i seriously hope they fix this

 
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