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(Some Guy) Spiffy The sixteen ugliest men in rock & roll   (thewvsr.com) divider line 92
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Hzchewtoy [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 12:56:08 AM  
I clicked that link and expected to argue with the list...

 
kmmontandon [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 01:03:51 AM  
How'd they narrow it down so far?

 
NecrolustDe Mysteriis Dom Sathanas 2008-01-12 01:03:52 AM  
Why no Bon Scott?

 
all the good names are gone [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 01:04:08 AM  
And they get far more tail that anyone you know.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 01:06:23 AM  
Have to admit, though: Gene Simmons was quite famous way before we really knew how ugly he was.

 
paulandorder [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 01:11:52 AM  
May I present: ALlen Lanier--keyboardist/guitarist of The Blue Oyster Cult. An original(and officially current, although he's been AWOL and officially "il" for almost a year now)member of a vastly underrated band. And kids, don't do heroin!
http://www.celebrityrockstarguitars.com/rock/dharma_files/lanier.jpg

 
Fark It [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 01:18:55 AM  
Keith Richards deserves an honorable mention. That dudes face looks like my left nut.

 
GrooveMonkeyZero 2008-01-12 01:32:35 AM  
1. I applaud the obscure reference to Jim Skafish

2. Kim Gorgon is not ugly

so this link breaks even in my book

 
GrooveMonkeyZero 2008-01-12 01:34:07 AM  
GrooveMonkeyZero: Kim Gorgon

Kim Gordon isn't ugly either. And no snakes growing out of her head!

 
romanmaronie 2008-01-12 02:03:44 AM  
Tom Petty is one ugly man..

 
magical_mystery_meat 2008-01-12 02:05:09 AM  
No Geddy Lee?

He actually looks better as he's aged, but still...

www.fender.com

 
frostus [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 02:07:44 AM  
Fark It: Keith Richards deserves an honorable mention. That dudes face looks like my left nut.

Honorable mention? He should have the first three slots to himself!

And where's that dick Marilyn Manson? There's at least four dudes on the list that he could replace.

 
Otto's_Jacket [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 02:13:27 AM  
I've had the pleasure of meeting Keith Richards...he is even scarier in person with his mascara sweating off his eyelids after two hours of playing, and definitely deserves to be on this list.



/same goes for Tom Petty
//even uglier in person

 
radioberlin 2008-01-12 02:14:07 AM  
Marilyn Manson is ugly now but he used to be quite the looker back when he had eye brows.

 
romanmaronie 2008-01-12 02:15:45 AM  
No Billy Joel? No Robert Smith? No Ace Frehley? Shaun Ryder? And Mark E. Smith from the Fall is downright frightening. List is missing some ugly mugs.

 
special_patrol_group [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 02:18:06 AM  
Saying Shane McGowan is fugly is like swatting flies with a Buick.

I also nominate the guy from Air Supply and the guy from REO Speedwagon.

 
WallyFenderson [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 02:22:10 AM  
Thom Yorke, anyone?

 
Otto's_Jacket [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 02:22:29 AM  
I should also add that Slash has a crapload of hair and wears sunglasses for a reason.

Just sayin'.

 
RockIsDead 2008-01-12 02:26:00 AM  
How'd the Flea miss that one?

 
Otto's_Jacket [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 02:32:17 AM  
Well now wait just one damn minute:

img511.imageshack.us


F**k the Sex Pistols - behold the origin of punk rock, biatches.

 
GypsyJoker 2008-01-12 02:34:59 AM  
List fails without Steve Howe (L):

guitarstudiousa.com

/awesome guitarist, though

 
GypsyJoker 2008-01-12 02:40:02 AM  
^^

And as a really ugly guy, I'm well-qualified to say so.

 
sweigardc 2008-01-12 02:42:41 AM  
www.juque.cl
They demand a recount

 
monty666 [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 02:43:25 AM  
magical_mystery_meat: He actually looks better as he's aged, but still...

I agree, he does look better as he ages. He's no Fabio, but who wants to be Fabio?

 
LonMead 2008-01-12 02:46:29 AM  
Two Honorable Mentions for this list:

The Canadian group "Chiliwack"

Joe Cocker

 
Otto's_Jacket [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 02:55:35 AM  
GypsyJoker: List fails without Steve Howe


Jesus god Steve, the crypt keeper called and wants his leather jacket back.

 
romanmaronie 2008-01-12 02:58:14 AM  
Dee Snider hears your cries for justice and rears his ugly head!
He's not gonna take it!!!

 
romanmaronie 2008-01-12 03:03:32 AM  
And sorry, but I'm calling an audible and bring Patti Smith into play. She's way too ugly and has way more facial hair than ZZ Top. Love her stuff, but she's an ugly man.

 
manbeard 2008-01-12 03:07:36 AM  
Wasn't Janis Joplin voted ugliest man on campus at her alma mater (somewhere in Texas, if I'm remembering right)? Or is that just an urban legend?

 
AgentOrangeDrink 2008-01-12 03:12:11 AM  
No Steely Dan? I don't care which member you pick.

 
Kaeishiwaza 2008-01-12 03:20:08 AM  
Pretty sure that Thom Yorke was supposed to be on that list.

 
Otto's_Jacket [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 03:32:00 AM  
Wasn't Janis Joplin voted ugliest man on campus at her alma mater (somewhere in Texas, if I'm remembering right)? Or is that just an urban legend?


I remember hearing this too, but all I could find on *gulp* Wikipedia was that she went to UT and to Lamar University in Beaumont, but no mention of this. Nothing on that bastion of truth Snopes either.


BTW, Angus Young wants a piece of this action.

 
destination_moon 2008-01-12 04:11:58 AM  
Kind of pains me to say it since I'm a big fan of his, but Jim Carroll anybody?
Sure, he was kind of dishy back in the 70's/80's, but he was at the Brooklyn Book Festival a few months ago and yikes...

i17.tinypic.com

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

 
danduran 2008-01-12 05:00:43 AM  
Happy to see Ric Ocasek on there, he freaks the fark out of me. But Mick Jones? Not gay or anything (NTTAWWT) but what's wrong with this?

www.valladolidwebmusical.org

 
goofoffgoose 2008-01-12 05:59:20 AM  
danduran: But Mick Jones? Not gay or anything (NTTAWWT) but what's wrong with this?

Ain't nothin' wrong with dat!

 
Earguy [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 07:17:13 AM  
AgentOrangeDrink: No Steely Dan? I don't care which member you pick.

Sorry. They've toured with some backup singers that are full of "want." Carolyn Leonhart:

www.alembic.com

/this thread needed some eyewash.

 
wolfzr2 2008-01-12 08:03:01 AM  
What? No Ginger Baker?

www.angel.dk



No Roger Waters?

www.pinkfloydonline.com


No Angus and Malcolm?

cache.viewimages.com

 
danduran 2008-01-12 08:33:30 AM  
wolfzr2: No Roger Waters?

I've seen previous Fark threads full of Farkettes raving about him now, now that he's turned into Richard Gere.

 
darch 2008-01-12 08:35:16 AM  
Mick Mars FTW.

 
VenomousDuck 2008-01-12 08:51:04 AM  
The list is useless without Keith Richards, that man redefines ugly. Heck, throw in the whole lineup of the Stones, everyone in the Wilberrys pic above, and Ringo Starr and then the list might be credible. Mick Jones does NOT belong on the list, he was unusual but not ugly.

 
Ken VeryBigLiar 2008-01-12 09:04:09 AM  
danduran
wolfzr2: No Roger Waters?

I've seen previous Fark threads full of Farkettes raving about him now, now that he's turned into Richard Gere.


I defy them to watch "Live at Pompeii" and say the same thing.

/Loves PF from '68-'79 but there's a reason Gilmour got an inflated ego.
//Always wondered why Capitol and Columbia didn't try to market him as the face of the group.

 
Pavia_Resistance [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 09:58:04 AM  
My first thought when I read the headline was "Lemmy", and I wasn't disappointed.

I see a lot of calls for Keith Richards, but what about Mick Jaggar?

all the good names are gone

And they get far more tail that anyone you know.

QFT

 
Broken Logic [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 10:18:50 AM  
Ronnie.
James.
Dio.

Bloody hell.

 
Larry Mahnken [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 10:29:30 AM  
danduran: wolfzr2: No Roger Waters?

I've seen previous Fark threads full of Farkettes raving about him now, now that he's turned into Richard Gere.


And I don't think he's ever had plastic surgery, his face looks pretty much the same, it just works better for an older man.

/not a Farkette
//not gay
///he just looks not ugly anymore

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-01-12 11:09:15 AM  
Lemmy on there was obvious. Just completely obvious.

 
Roto-Rot 2008-01-12 11:11:34 AM  
GypsyJoker: List fails without Steve Howe (L):


(L) = Not necessary.

 
LL Bean J 2008-01-12 11:36:26 AM  
It takes a special kind of groupie to hang out backstage at a Kansas show.

www.murashev.com

 
GypsyJoker 2008-01-12 11:52:04 AM  
Otto's_Jacket: GypsyJoker: List fails without Steve Howe


Jesus god Steve, the crypt keeper called and wants his leather jacket back.


guitarstudiousa.commedia.movieweb.com

LOL

 
Alphax 2008-01-12 12:23:41 PM  
I was expecting something like Shaggrath from Dimmu Borgir, but then he just might be normal looking out of makeup.

 
Alphax 2008-01-12 12:25:37 PM  
Oh, and I laughed long and hard at the description of Steven Tyler.

"Apparently the victim of a catastrophic mouth-muscle collapse. Looks like he got drunk one night and tried to stretch his lips all the way around a steering wheel, and the shiat never fully snapped back. "

 
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