I clicked that link and expected to argue with the list...

How'd they narrow it down so far?

Why no Bon Scott?

And they get far more tail that anyone you know.

Have to admit, though: Gene Simmons was quite famous way before we really knew how ugly he was.

May I present: ALlen Lanier--keyboardist/guitarist of The Blue Oyster Cult. An original(and officially current, although he's been AWOL and officially "il" for almost a year now)member of a vastly underrated band. And kids, don't do heroin!
http://www.celebrityrockstarguitars.com/rock/dharma_files/lanier.jpg

Keith Richards deserves an honorable mention. That dudes face looks like my left nut.

1. I applaud the obscure reference to Jim Skafish

2. Kim Gorgon is not ugly

so this link breaks even in my book

GrooveMonkeyZero: Kim Gorgon

Kim Gordon isn't ugly either. And no snakes growing out of her head!

Tom Petty is one ugly man..

No Geddy Lee?

He actually looks better as he's aged, but still...

Fark It: Keith Richards deserves an honorable mention. That dudes face looks like my left nut.

Honorable mention? He should have the first three slots to himself!

And where's that dick Marilyn Manson? There's at least four dudes on the list that he could replace.

I've had the pleasure of meeting Keith Richards...he is even scarier in person with his mascara sweating off his eyelids after two hours of playing, and definitely deserves to be on this list.



/same goes for Tom Petty
//even uglier in person

Marilyn Manson is ugly now but he used to be quite the looker back when he had eye brows.

No Billy Joel? No Robert Smith? No Ace Frehley? Shaun Ryder? And Mark E. Smith from the Fall is downright frightening. List is missing some ugly mugs.

Saying Shane McGowan is fugly is like swatting flies with a Buick.

I also nominate the guy from Air Supply and the guy from REO Speedwagon.

Thom Yorke, anyone?

I should also add that Slash has a crapload of hair and wears sunglasses for a reason.

Just sayin'.

How'd the Flea miss that one?

Well now wait just one damn minute:




F**k the Sex Pistols - behold the origin of punk rock, biatches.

List fails without Steve Howe (L):



/awesome guitarist, though

^^

And as a really ugly guy, I'm well-qualified to say so.

They demand a recount

magical_mystery_meat: He actually looks better as he's aged, but still...

I agree, he does look better as he ages. He's no Fabio, but who wants to be Fabio?

Two Honorable Mentions for this list:

The Canadian group "Chiliwack"

Joe Cocker

GypsyJoker: List fails without Steve Howe


Jesus god Steve, the crypt keeper called and wants his leather jacket back.

Dee Snider hears your cries for justice and rears his ugly head!
He's not gonna take it!!!

And sorry, but I'm calling an audible and bring Patti Smith into play. She's way too ugly and has way more facial hair than ZZ Top. Love her stuff, but she's an ugly man.

Wasn't Janis Joplin voted ugliest man on campus at her alma mater (somewhere in Texas, if I'm remembering right)? Or is that just an urban legend?

No Steely Dan? I don't care which member you pick.

Pretty sure that Thom Yorke was supposed to be on that list.

Wasn't Janis Joplin voted ugliest man on campus at her alma mater (somewhere in Texas, if I'm remembering right)? Or is that just an urban legend?


I remember hearing this too, but all I could find on *gulp* Wikipedia was that she went to UT and to Lamar University in Beaumont, but no mention of this. Nothing on that bastion of truth Snopes either.


BTW, Angus Young wants a piece of this action.

Kind of pains me to say it since I'm a big fan of his, but Jim Carroll anybody?
Sure, he was kind of dishy back in the 70's/80's, but he was at the Brooklyn Book Festival a few months ago and yikes...



Drugs are bad, mmkay?

Happy to see Ric Ocasek on there, he freaks the fark out of me. But Mick Jones? Not gay or anything (NTTAWWT) but what's wrong with this?

danduran: But Mick Jones? Not gay or anything (NTTAWWT) but what's wrong with this?

Ain't nothin' wrong with dat!

AgentOrangeDrink: No Steely Dan? I don't care which member you pick.

Sorry. They've toured with some backup singers that are full of "want." Carolyn Leonhart:



/this thread needed some eyewash.

What? No Ginger Baker?





No Roger Waters?




No Angus and Malcolm?

wolfzr2: No Roger Waters?

I've seen previous Fark threads full of Farkettes raving about him now, now that he's turned into Richard Gere.

Mick Mars FTW.

The list is useless without Keith Richards, that man redefines ugly. Heck, throw in the whole lineup of the Stones, everyone in the Wilberrys pic above, and Ringo Starr and then the list might be credible. Mick Jones does NOT belong on the list, he was unusual but not ugly.

danduran
wolfzr2: No Roger Waters?

I've seen previous Fark threads full of Farkettes raving about him now, now that he's turned into Richard Gere.

I defy them to watch "Live at Pompeii" and say the same thing.

/Loves PF from '68-'79 but there's a reason Gilmour got an inflated ego.
//Always wondered why Capitol and Columbia didn't try to market him as the face of the group.

My first thought when I read the headline was "Lemmy", and I wasn't disappointed.

I see a lot of calls for Keith Richards, but what about Mick Jaggar?

all the good names are gone

And they get far more tail that anyone you know.

QFT

Ronnie.
James.
Dio.

Bloody hell.

danduran: wolfzr2: No Roger Waters?

I've seen previous Fark threads full of Farkettes raving about him now, now that he's turned into Richard Gere.

And I don't think he's ever had plastic surgery, his face looks pretty much the same, it just works better for an older man.

/not a Farkette
//not gay
///he just looks not ugly anymore

Lemmy on there was obvious. Just completely obvious.

GypsyJoker: List fails without Steve Howe (L):


(L) = Not necessary.

It takes a special kind of groupie to hang out backstage at a Kansas show.

Otto's_Jacket: GypsyJoker: List fails without Steve Howe


Jesus god Steve, the crypt keeper called and wants his leather jacket back.



LOL

I was expecting something like Shaggrath from Dimmu Borgir, but then he just might be normal looking out of makeup.

Oh, and I laughed long and hard at the description of Steven Tyler.

"Apparently the victim of a catastrophic mouth-muscle collapse. Looks like he got drunk one night and tried to stretch his lips all the way around a steering wheel, and the shiat never fully snapped back. "