Place is looking more and more like America everyday.

But he doesn't have a helmet. Darwin is close behind...

TheConvincingSavant: Place is looking more and more like America everyday.

If by America you mean Alternate 1985 America, then yes.

It turns out we didn't bomb Iraq back to the Stone Age... just back to New Jersey, circa 1989.

What's a "wheelie"? I thought the proper term was "wheel stand".

FTFA: Most of the participants are motorcyclists, but some bring their cars to burn rubber. When they arrive, the crowd chants: "Our heroes are coming! Our heroes are coming!"

This chant must translate poorly, because I just can't imagine anyone actually saying this.

Because of increased security in Iraq, guys can get on their motorcycles and act like douchebags. It's not news, it's CNN

They are supposed to be miserable! Stop your jubilation damn it!

Trying to impress the chicks. What could be more American...

Well that's cool. So we can leave now right?

Jawhar and other bikers are taking part in newfound freedom in a central Baghdad parking lot, thanks to an improved security situation in the Iraqi capital.

Umpteen trillion bucks, thousands dead, economies wasted,
and all they've secured so far is a fricken parking lot?

moonrock: Umpteen trillion bucks, thousands dead, economies wasted, and all they've secured so far is a fricken parking lot?

Is it glass?

moonrock: Jawhar and other bikers are taking part in newfound freedom in a central Baghdad parking lot, thanks to an improved security situation in the Iraqi capital.

Umpteen trillion bucks, thousands dead, economies wasted,
and all they've secured so far is a fricken parking lot?

Yes the terrorist have won and America will crumble to the ground in the next year and a half.

Jawhar said he would never drive his bike so crazily anywhere else in Baghdad. Doing so would put his life at risk because security forces would think he's a terrorist or an outlaw.

Mission Accomplished.

Beef_Trifecta: But he doesn't have a helmet. Darwin is close behind...

Right, because the worst threat to an Iraqi's life is not wearing a helmet on his motorcycle.

/helmet laws suck
//wheelie-poppin' woman

Petrolheads of the world unite !!! Yay !!!

kilgorn: Trying to impress the chicks. What could be more American...

Five bucks says the only "chicks" in the crowd are saggy old aunties telling the boys to get home in time for dinner.

Hot young chicks aren't exactly freely cruising the streets of Baghdad.

Seneca Doane: It turns out we didn't bomb Iraq back to the Stone Age... just back to New Jersey, circa 1989.

Now thats funny, subby could learn from you!

That place is looking more and more like Mad Max's apocalyptic Australia.

That's odd, try to do that kind of hoonage in a parking lot here in America and you'll get arrested and tazed, bro.

When they arrive, the crowd chants: "Our heroes are coming! Our heroes are coming!"

They must be talking about the troops surge.

Well, the libs can't be outraged about the security situation, so it's to one of the other old standbys...

THINK OF THE EMISSIONS!!!!11!! GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Well, if we can have Caturday we'll let 'em have Wheelieday.

Does NOT approve of your shenanigans.

so neocons- burning oil is good for the planet?

Shaggy_C
Well, the libs can't be outraged about the security situation..

We're sorry, the forum you trolled is out of order. Please log out, and troll again.

I for one am glad that they have this opportunity to goof off and have fun. Something that some of us take for granted. Look at all the different types of recreation we have here in the United States. They don't have near as much as we do. If I could I'd fly over and put my bike on the line with them.

LordBollocks: Petrolheads of the world unite !!! Yay !!!

Petrolheads!?

...hmmm, I'll allow it.

/gearhead
//greasemonkey
///petrolhead

Shaggy_C: Well, the libs can't be outraged about the security situation, so it's to one of the other old standbys...

THINK OF THE EMISSIONS!!!!11!! GLOBAL WARMING!!!

phartlick: so neocons- burning oil is good for the planet?



It was supposed to be a joke...

Seneca Doane: It turns out we didn't bomb Iraq back to the Stone Age... just back to New Jersey, circa 1989.

hahahahaha, awesome.

The best part is that Friday is like their Sunday. I can hear the guy over the loudspeaker "Friday , Friday , Friday!"

"You pay for the whole curb but you'll only need the edge!"

AbsolutTBomb: Jawhar said he would never drive his bike so crazily anywhere else in Baghdad. Doing so would put his life at risk because security forces would think he's a terrorist or an outlaw.

Mission Accomplished.


*sigh*

what a massive cock-up the Republicans have left us.

Iraq has a motorcycle! We win!

Shaggy_C: Shaggy_C: Well, the libs can't be outraged about the security situation, so it's to one of the other old standbys...

THINK OF THE EMISSIONS!!!!11!! GLOBAL WARMING!!!

phartlick: so neocons- burning oil is good for the planet?



It was supposed to be a joke...

It was your Lenny Bruce like brilliance that just raced over everyone's heads.

AbsolutTBomb: Shaggy_C
Well, the libs can't be outraged about the security situation..

We're sorry, the forum you trolled is out of order. Please log out, and troll again.


Shaggy_C is light years ahead of you in objective thinking. Pack your partisan bags and walk home, kid.

eatin' fetus: Shaggy_C is light years ahead of you in objective thinking. Pack your partisan bags and walk home, kid.

uh, yeah. sure.

im_naked_right_now: I for one am glad that they have this opportunity to goof off and have fun. Something that some of us take for granted. Look at all the different types of recreation we have here in the United States. They don't have near as much as we do. If I could I'd fly over and put my bike on the line with them.

Ditto. So they're having stunt shows and enjoying themselves.

Lick my nuts subby.

Buh Buh Buh Buh the surge isn't supposed to be working!!!!!

/stupid libs
//Murtha, durbin, aclu, moveon, and al qaida can all go f*ck themselves

eatin' fetus: Shaggy_C is light years ahead of you in objective thinking. Pack your partisan bags and walk home, kid.

Err...I suppose you could maybe draw that conclusion, but that original post probably wasn't the best example!

Jake Steed: //Murtha, durbin, aclu, moveon, and al qaida can all go f*ck themselves

Oh, get a grip. The fact that you even put all of those groups in the same list is testament to your narrow worldview. I mean, come on...what the hell does the ACLU have to do with Iraq? Or Al Qaeda?

dbaggins: AbsolutTBomb: Jawhar said he would never drive his bike so crazily anywhere else in Baghdad. Doing so would put his life at risk because security forces would think he's a terrorist or an outlaw.

Mission Accomplished.


*sigh*

what a massive cock-up the Republicans have left us.

It's a good thing none of the democrats voted for it.

Shaggy_C: Err...I suppose you could maybe draw that conclusion, but that original post probably wasn't the best example!


All right, whatever libtard :)

Barricaded Gunman: This chant must translate poorly, because I just can't imagine anyone actually saying this.

You're correct. The chant was actually, "Our gyros are coming! Our gyros are coming!" It turns out the crowd had just placed a big order to the Greek takeout restaurant.

Steezy: Ditto. So they're having stunt shows and enjoying themselves.

I say right on. It's cool to see stories like this out of Iraq.

Regardless of what you make of this, an Iraqi riding motorcycles for fun or involved in any other sport is one less placing IEDs or assaulting Coalition Forces and his own people.

Ride on!

Right now it's the wheelies on the motorbikes. Maybe next year, they'll be cruising in the import cars with the ground effects, spinning rims, hydraulic shocks, mega million mega watt sound systems, etc etc etc etc

You make that sound like its a bad thing.

GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNIN'
HEAD OUT ON THE IEDWAY.
LOOKIN' FOR ADVENTURE
DA QUIDA RUNNIN' AWAY.

organ donors

I say right on as well, for the love of all that is good, let people have some fun. I think the US should spend tons more money on bringing monster truck shows, bungee jumping, and marijuana distribution to Iraq.

And no, I'm not kidding.

Those people have been ruled for years by an assclown who ran the country by brutal force for most of their lives, and now a foreign power is there being challenged by the violent equivalent of a bunch of dumbfark Benny Hinn fanatics.

Given demonstrations of each, honestly, would you rather watch some sport bike dudes screw around and have fun while having fun yourself with your friends, or mindlessly submit to some fake-ass weirdo religious crap and pray all the time?

As cheesy as monster trucks are, they're probably fifty times more awesome than church.

Subby is a douche
The kids are havin' fun
They're doin' it in a parking lot
They're not hurtin' anyone.

Just imagine what could happen ...
if there was an oval track in Bagdad, and they had their very own Nascar event! Even the insurgents would get behind that shiate!