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(Salon) Amusing Poll shows that Republicans have sex more often, possibly because they keep telling others to "suck it"   (salon.com) divider line 109
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GurneyHalleck [TotalFark] 2008-01-11 08:54:42 AM  
Because prostitutes are cheaper and easier than the wife.

 
cheshirecatsmileyface 2008-01-11 08:58:37 AM  
More sex? Maybe. But I'm betting it's mostly gay sex.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2008-01-11 09:53:28 AM  
There are public restrooms in airports EVERYWHERE!

 
Ghengis_Socrates 2008-01-11 10:36:20 AM  
Does smoking pole in public restrooms count? That would explain a lot.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2008-01-11 12:09:29 PM  
I'll sleep with Democrats or Republicans, so I guess I'm bipartisan.

 
Fireproof 2008-01-11 12:15:10 PM  
Wow, every single post in this thread is some kind of sarcastic snark. That has to be a record of some kind.

 
Arthur Jumbles [TotalFark] 2008-01-11 12:15:15 PM  
We've all seen Idiocracy, nothing new here...

 
Bill Frist 2008-01-11 12:16:12 PM  
I guess I'm just not of the opinion that masturbating should really count as "sex"

 
Shaggy_C 2008-01-11 12:16:50 PM  
I thought Chris Rock covered this: Single people fark. Married people 'have sex'. Guess which party is made up of crusty old prudes?

And WTF is this -

Which presidents fit that bill? Luntz's respondents overwhelmingly picked Bill Clinton as the sexiest president of the past 40 years, with Ronald Reagan a very distant second. The least sexy president? Richard Nixon, with Clinton second.

Clinton is the sexiest and the second least sexy at the same time?

 
Treygreen13 2008-01-11 12:17:37 PM  
Farked already?

 
MFL 2008-01-11 12:18:09 PM  
Liberals need to have more sex. It might help them with their anger issues.

 
Shaggy_C 2008-01-11 12:19:31 PM  
Fireproof: Wow, every single post in this thread is some kind of sarcastic snark. That has to be a record of some kind.

C-c-combo BREAKER!!!

 
1000Monkeys 2008-01-11 12:19:56 PM  
Shaggy_C: Which presidents fit that bill? Luntz's respondents overwhelmingly picked Bill Clinton as the sexiest president of the past 40 years, with Ronald Reagan a very distant second. The least sexy president? Richard Nixon, with Clinton second.

Clinton is the sexiest and the second least sexy at the same time?


TFA was badly written but they might be referring to different Clintons.

 
Treygreen13 2008-01-11 12:21:59 PM  
1000Monkeys: Shaggy_C: Which presidents fit that bill? Luntz's respondents overwhelmingly picked Bill Clinton as the sexiest president of the past 40 years, with Ronald Reagan a very distant second. The least sexy president? Richard Nixon, with Clinton second.

Clinton is the sexiest and the second least sexy at the same time?

TFA was badly written but they might be referring to different Clintons.


I find it very hard to believe that.
Hillary is definitely the least sexy.

 
lilbjorn 2008-01-11 12:22:06 PM  
Poll shows that Republicans have sex more often, possibly because they keep telling others to "suck it" lie about everything else, too.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-01-11 12:27:08 PM  
This is pretty funny. The poll says Repubs have sex more than Dems and it's an all out smear effort on fark. I don't like the repubs as of late, but give it a farking rest. Not everything they do involves lies and touching children.

Everyone who came into here to smear the republican party bc its members might be having more sex then members of the dem party is really sad.

 
Suicidal Writer 2008-01-11 12:28:33 PM  
All of my girlfriends have been Republicans. They were not ardent social conservatives though. Those chicks were downright nasty in the bedroom. Plus the interracial element was at play which made it all the more hotter. However, I have evolved and exist on a post-sex level now.

 
jojostan 2008-01-11 12:28:42 PM  
content.answers.com
shuck it dems,

 
trippdogg 2008-01-11 12:31:29 PM  
Poll shows that Republicans have claim to have sex more often...

FTFY

 
DarnoKonrad 2008-01-11 12:33:58 PM  
MFL: Liberals need to have more sex. It might help them with their anger issues.

Conservatives need to quit touching children. It might help them get over their liberal problem.

 
HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark] 2008-01-11 12:34:51 PM  
Is crying while you masturbate to the Juniors section of the Sunday Sears flier really considered sex now?

 
MisterRPG 2008-01-11 12:36:19 PM  
I Said: Everyone who came into here to smear the republican party bc its members might be having more sex then members of the dem party is really sad.

Actually, yeah, I am sad. This crowd tells my community that we can't get married. One of the frequently cited reasons is that gheys have too much sex. Seriously, WTF? Well now I can see they did it for the lulz so I have to forgive them.

 
eatin' fetus 2008-01-11 12:37:50 PM  
With this thread, subby has effectively created an index of the most bigoted, short-sighted liberals on Fark. Thanks, subby!

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-01-11 12:40:43 PM  
MisterRPG: Actually, yeah, I am sad. This crowd tells my community that we can't get married. One of the frequently cited reasons is that gheys have too much sex. Seriously, WTF? Well now I can see they did it for the lulz so I have to forgive them.

Oh GTFO. I wasn't defending republicans and especially not their stance on gay marriage that is, essentially, bigotry.

I was merely saying that this poll says repubs may have sex more then dems and it's pathetic that so many people rush in here to spew anger at them. The article is of nothing substantial. It's not about an issue, who's winning in the polls, or whatever.

It's about a survey. So yeah, that's pretty sad.

 
ipsofacto 2008-01-11 12:42:23 PM  
Well, I am registered as a Republican... Does this make me bi?

//I was young and curious about the "big tent".

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-01-11 12:43:05 PM  
eatin' fetus: bigoted

Hating Republicans for destroying the nation is bigotry? I guess I am in the KKK then.

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2008-01-11 12:43:17 PM  
MFL: Liberals need to have more sex. It might help them with their anger issues.

Hear hear. See what you can do - I'm too busy (and angst-ridden) to go out looking for tail.

 
enry 2008-01-11 12:43:44 PM  
They need more kids and grandkids to pay off the debts they're running up now.

 
Shaggy_C 2008-01-11 12:45:23 PM  
A poll about sex, and people are getting worked up and fighting. Could it beeeee....there's no hate like liberal hate? Or there's no irrational bickering like fark irrational bickering?

Whatever. I'll just post something dumb.

i213.photobucket.com

/You guys need to calm the fark down

 
Pxtl 2008-01-11 12:46:07 PM  
Everybody knows gays get more sex.

img222.imageshack.us

Props to Tom the Dancing Bug.

 
Bacontastesgood 2008-01-11 12:46:29 PM  
LEAVE THE REPUBLICANS ALONE!! BOOOO HOO HOO.

 
The Dreaded Rear Admiral [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-11 12:47:36 PM  
MFL: Liberals need to have more sex. It might help them with their anger issues.

Conservatives need to have less sex. They can use the time to contemplate all the mistakes they've made during the current administration. Possibly while sitting in the corner and wearing a dunce cap.

 
xalres 2008-01-11 12:47:37 PM  
MisterRPG: I Said: Everyone who came into here to smear the republican party bc its members might be having more sex then members of the dem party is really sad.

Actually, yeah, I am sad. This crowd tells my community that we can't get married. One of the frequently cited reasons is that gheys have too much sex. Seriously, WTF? Well now I can see they did it for the lulz so I have to forgive them.


And that's the reason I have no problem smearing them. They go on and on about how teh gheys are destroying our society and denegrating the word marriage, then it turns out that the most vocal anti-gay republicans are really self hating closet cases trolling for man ass in restrooms and bath houses.

I guess they figure their experience with their own homosexuality, the dangerous casual sex with strangers, the unhappy marriage with a facade of a wife, the deep self loathing brought on by years of conditioning at the hands of family and church, must be true of all gays. I'd pity them if they weren't such dickholes.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-01-11 12:51:08 PM  
xalres: And that's the reason I have no problem smearing them. They go on and on about how teh gheys are destroying our society and denegrating the word marriage, then it turns out that the most vocal anti-gay republicans are really self hating closet cases trolling for man ass in restrooms and bath houses.

Yeah and they look like cranky biatches when they do it. My point is that everyone doing the same in this thread looks like cranky biatches now.

/Why is this so farking difficult?

 
Doctor Funkenstein [TotalFark] 2008-01-11 12:54:04 PM  
eatin' fetus: With this thread, subby has effectively created an index of the most bigoted, short-sighted liberals on Fark. Thanks, subby!

Bathroom stall-like typing detected.

Lighten up, Francis, it's fark.

 
gshepnyc 2008-01-11 12:56:32 PM  
That's because the Democrats are too busy worrying that everyone in the bed is having his or her personhood fully respected.

/I'd like to place my hand on your thigh. Do you have your permission and consent to proceed?

 
MisterRPG 2008-01-11 12:57:03 PM  
I Said: I was merely saying that this poll says repubs may have sex more then dems and it's pathetic that so many people rush in here to spew anger at them.

I agree. I concluded that Republicans are doing it for the lulz and the law of the webs says I must forgive them. So there's no hard feelings. You should consider that it is appropriate to spew anger at half the Republicans. The men are studs and above criticism; however the women are total whores.

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2008-01-11 12:59:51 PM  
gshepnyc: That's because the Democrats are too busy worrying that everyone in the bed is having his or her personhood fully respected.

/I'd like to place my hand on your thigh. Do you have your permission and consent to proceed?


Whereas Republicans just freely tap each other's shoes.

 
xalres 2008-01-11 01:00:59 PM  
I Said: Yeah and they look like cranky biatches when they do it. My point is that everyone doing the same in this thread looks like cranky biatches now.

/Why is this so farking difficult?


Okay, since it sounds like you're calling us sad little cranky biatches for talking about the article, what exactly should we be discussing?

Face it. For most people it'll be difficult to hear the words "Republican" and "sex" in the same sentence without thinking of one of the numerous republican sex scandals of the last year. Somehow that's our fault?

 
Aughsum 2008-01-11 01:01:14 PM  
im only my phone so I don't have the html tags, but if I did id post a ftfy with referances to sex with alter boys and gay bathroom sex.

/was beat to it by 30 other people.
//weird.

 
MFL 2008-01-11 01:06:38 PM  
MFL: Liberals need to have more sex. It might help them with their anger issues.

DarnoKonrad Conservatives need to quit touching children. It might help them get over their liberal problem.

LOL

Liberals need to touch their children. Mabey a good smack upside the head would keep them out of the abortion clinic.

/how was that?

 
Jacobin 2008-01-11 01:07:15 PM  
www.smh.com.au

Agrees

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-01-11 01:08:18 PM  
xalres: Face it. For most people it'll be difficult to hear the words "Republican" and "sex" in the same sentence without thinking of one of the numerous republican sex scandals of the last year. Somehow that's our fault?

No, that's a decent point. I just didn't see anything in this specific article that would lead to so much anger.

 
MFL 2008-01-11 01:13:33 PM  
MFL: Liberals need to have more sex. It might help them with their anger issues.

The Dreaded Rear Admiral Conservatives need to have less sex. They can use the time to contemplate all the mistakes they've made during the current administration. Possibly while sitting in the corner and wearing a dunce cap.

Forcing us to think about bush won't help matters...
www.20minutestokill.com

 
Mr. Anon 2008-01-11 01:13:39 PM  
MFL: Liberals need to have more sex. It might help them with their anger issues.

You know who else had anger issues?

 
Olympus Mons 2008-01-11 01:13:45 PM  
Republicans getting more sex.....thats because they have been screwing this country over for the last few years

 
BackAssward [TotalFark] 2008-01-11 01:21:25 PM  
Did they say if it was heterosexual sex with adults?

 
Kazuya 2008-01-11 01:28:42 PM  
MFL Quote 2008-01-11 12:18:09 PM
Liberals need to have more sex. It might help them with their anger issues.


blogs.edweek.org
www.gardenofpraise.com

 
Kuta 2008-01-11 01:30:40 PM  
Must be THE LIFESTYLE.

 
MFL 2008-01-11 01:33:50 PM  
Kazuya Bill CLinton/JFK

It's obvious those two weren't getting it at home.

www.slick.com

 
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