OMGWTFBBQ!!1111!!!, stewart was right?

i thought brimley was dead.

/hope stewart covers this tonight

"John McCain - you can't beetus him"

Diabeetus pic in 3... 2...

Well, McCain's got the "Price is Right" vote secured.

onecanshort: Well, McCain's got the "Price is Right" vote secured.

Depends.....

Wilford Brimley is a veteran. No surprise there. As the only veteran in either party running for Prez, McCain will naturally draw a lot of veteran support.

Cotton tops, unite!

He didn't endorse McCain, idiots.

He endorsed MacReady.




"You guys think I'm crazy! Well, that's fine! Most of you don't know what's going on around here, but I'm damn well sure SOME of you do! You think that thing wanted to be an animal? No dogs make it a thousand miles through the cold! No, you don't understand! That thing wanted to be US!"

He was absolutely dreamy in The China Syndrome.

McCain has a buket?

DIABEETUS!

sepuku2: Wilford Brimley is a veteran. No surprise there. As the only veteran in either party running for Prez, McCain will naturally draw a lot of veteran support.

I remember all those medals he earned during the Battle for Endor.

"Its the right thing to do."

Anyone remember that episode of Our House when there was a teachers strike and he was a substitute teacher? I thought he was going to go midevil on the students, and bust the union.

Barnacles!: "Its the right thing to do."

And a tasty way of doing it.

dstanley

Thank you sir.

Brace yourself for...



OCTOBER SURPRISE!

HAWT.

Beetis Beetis Diabetes (pops)

winterlongone:
/hope stewart covers this tonight

I hope he waits until his writers are back and then covers it. He is doing quite well imo without them, as is Colbert, but it still just isn't the same :(
/stupid Viacom
//get the strikers all handled you bastards.

I came here for the Beetis jokes. I was not disappointed.

Say what you will about Wilford Brimley, but have any of you ridden a horse through a hail of gunfire, shooting flaming arrows at your own moonshine operation and bathing the gunmen in a freshet of flames and chaos?

...

Yeah, thought not. When Brimley endorses a candidate, it's because he knows kickass when he sees it. And Brimley is a standing authority on asskickery.

So....

Obama has Oprah
Huckabee has Chuck Norris
Hillary has Barbra Streisand
McCain has Wilford Brimley


...I propose a Royal Rumble!

miseducated: freshet

??? You out educated me.

mrjared: ...I propose a Royal Rumble!

In a twist that would surprise everyone but me, the last two bloodied contenders would be Brimley and Streisand.

LarsThorwald: He didn't endorse McCain, idiots.

He endorsed MacReady.

"You guys think I'm crazy! Well, that's fine! Most of you don't know what's going on around here, but I'm damn well sure SOME of you do! You think that thing wanted to be an animal? No dogs make it a thousand miles through the cold! No, you don't understand! That thing wanted to be US!"

Farking brilliant. Bless you sir.

markie_farkie: onecanshort: Well, McCain's got the "Price is Right" vote secured.

Depends.....

Well played, sir. Well played.

mrjared: So....

Obama has Oprah
Huckabee has Chuck Norris
Hillary has Barbra Streisand
McCain has Wilford Brimley


...I propose a Royal Rumble!

MUST you give Vince McMahon ideas?

miseducated: Yeah, thought not. When Brimley endorses a candidate, it's because he knows kickass when he sees it. And Brimley is a standing authority on asskickery.

I think you're confusing him with Jack Layton... Canada's answer to Chuck Norris.

/It's the moustache that's doing it.

Bbbb..b.bb.b.but Wilford Brimley is a Mormon! From Utah, and everything! Didn't they pass a law about voting for Romney?

Wow, only half a dozen mentions of "Diabeetus". I thought there would be a few more by now.

sepuku2: Wilford Brimley is a veteran. No surprise there. As the only veteran in either party running for Prez, McCain will naturally draw a lot of veteran support.

Or maybe, you know, Ron Paul, who's received more $$ from donations from military than any other candidate.

OlafTheBent: I think you're confusing him with Jack Layton

Would you fark with Jack Layton? I would not fark with Jack Layton. Believe me when I tell you that the White Moustache of Fury is unmistakable.

Read that as "Ed Grimley"

I luvs me my diabeetus catz

phillydrifter: Or maybe, you know, Ron Paul, who's received more $$ from donations from military than any other candidate.

Okay, I should have said the only veteran in either party that's a serious candidate for Prez.

WoW, The wife and I saw him on TV in the background of McCains event and we were both like "Is that...? no, kinda looks...no, I mean hes long dead right? DIABEETUS! (yes we said it)"

I guess it really was him. DIABEETUS!

/has diabeetus, gets a kick.

He's been living on a diet of drywall and hard cheese for the past 30 years. If he ever cured his constipation there wouldn't be enough left of him to wipe.

He was the grandpa on life goes on right?

I guess all of us with unibetes can take a walk.

mrjared: So....

Obama has Oprah
Huckabee has Chuck Norris
Hillary has Barbra Streisand
McCain has Wilford Brimley


...I propose a Royal Rumble!

We need nicknames ala Chuckabee and Oprahbama.

McCain/Brimley

Vote Scratch and Sniff in '08!

I loved it when Wilford Brimley swam with good aliens in a pool of oatmeal, then gave diabetes to a bunch of Ewok killing evil aliens led by Tom Cruise pretending to be a lawyer.

miseducated:Would you fark with Jack Layton? I would not fark with Jack Layton. Believe me when I tell you that the White Moustache of Fury is unmistakable.

Yes, Jack Layton is a badass. I heard that if he ever gets within 10 feet of Stephen Harper, his rage will become uncontainable and he will rip out Harper's kidneys with his bare hands, eat one with mustard, then mail the other one to Danny Williams.

Can someone explain the Brimley/Endor,Ewok thing. I'm failing at the internets today and have no idea what that means.

Shrugging Atlas: Can someone explain the Brimley/Endor,Ewok thing. I'm failing at the internets today and have no idea what that means.

Wilford Brimley was in some made-for-TV movie in the 80's about Ewoks.

/At least according to Wikipedia.

Smellvin: Shrugging Atlas: Can someone explain the Brimley/Endor,Ewok thing. I'm failing at the internets today and have no idea what that means.

Wilford Brimley was in some made-for-TV movie in the 80's about Ewoks.

/At least according to Wikipedia.

I knew I should have checked wiki. Thanks.