I'd hit it, but damned if I know where to hit it.

I'd think a future in porn could also work well, a few of those more dangerous positions should be a breeze for her. All of that is of course if her feet don't smell to bad.

Yeah forget A2M; it's everything to everything in a few short strokes.

/how convenient

man.... and i thought being able to put my legs behind my head was hard..

Sheila Broflovski: What the heck is a rimjob?
Mrs. Cartman: Why, that's where you put your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass.

Without RTFA...

Yoga or Vodka?

Snake girl is pretty amazing, but this made my eyes water just a little more...

/Back to the loch with you, Nessie
//Och!

Yes, but can she lick her own....

I'd never leave the house.

That's not a career that lasts very long.

She's 18 so you're allowed think what you're thinking.

Good for her! Using freakish abilities to make money is my favorite kind of personal gain. She deserves all the attention and cash she can earn. On the other hand those two guys who modify themselves to be freaks, one is a lizard the other a cat, they don't deserve a penny. If your ganna make money being a freak you better damn well be born a freak or im not paying my $25 cents to stare at you!

sephjnr: Without RTFA...

Yoga or VodkaVodak?

FTFY

I'll be in my bunk.

Wow, the possibilities are endless with this one, I wouldn't know where to start.

/Maybe the reverse helicopter position.

krysbabe: man.... and i thought being able to put my legs behind my head was hard..

How YOU doin'?

Snake, a snake, oh it’s a snake!

And of course, while you're at it, you'll have a convenient place to set your beer.

/mmm yeah, I know.

$25 cents

that's a freakish denomination

I've recently become very attracted to black girls....

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

Snakes.... why'd it have to be snakes...

medius
$25 cents

that's a freakish denomination

Oops, I am a freakishly poor typer and speller.

This opens up all kinds of possibilities...

Yes, but can she dislocate her jaw to fit something big in her mouth?

krysbabe: man.... and i thought being able to put my legs behind my head was hard..

Wow. You're hot.

/And I'm not even a lesbian.
//NTTAWWT

TravelingFreakshow: I'd hit it, but damned if I know where to hit it.

you do know she's what..9?

err nevermind .. just noticed.. 18

See My Az Go: krysbabe: man.... and i thought being able to put my legs behind my head was hard..

Wow. You're hot.

/And I'm not even a lesbian.
//NTTAWWT

And you are hot also. Well, for a 103 year old .

dapharmer: TravelingFreakshow: I'd hit it, but damned if I know where to hit it.

you do know she's what..9?

FTFA: "The 18-year-old contortionist..."

dapharmer:

you do know she's what..9?

She's 18. I'd poke it like a Pierson's Puppeteer.

idrow: Snake girl is pretty amazing, but this made my eyes water just a little more...

Is that Amy Winehouse?

Africa you say? I'm trying to get all up in Djibouti.

oh, oh, oh, sharon, what do you do to these men?

snake_beater: idrow: Snake girl is pretty amazing, but this made my eyes water just a little more...

Is that Amy Winehouse?

That's what it said in the article. (pics to the right)

Yowza...

What's that she puts behind her ears to make her so irrestible to men?

Her legs.

/Giggity.

I came here for the "lickable" pic and left disappointed.

I wonder is she is a constrictor.

/Uh oh.

Busy Chillin' egads... that was most welcome in this thread.

See My Az Go: krysbabe: man.... and i thought being able to put my legs behind my head was hard..
Wow. You're hot.
/And I'm not even a lesbian.
//NTTAWWT

Stop it, you two... and by that I mean "continue, by all means."

Good for her! Using freakish abilities to make money is my favorite kind of personal gain. She deserves all the attention and cash she can earn. On the other hand those two guys who modify themselves to be freaks, one is a lizard the other a cat, they don't deserve a penny. If your ganna make money being a freak you better damn well be born a freak or im not paying my $25 cents to stare at you!

Am I the only one that thought of the South Park where Jimmy and Timmy join the Cryps after reading that?

/Getting obvious kicks considering my log in.
//Yes, Krysbabe is hot.

/goes to get snake charmer horn and wicker bed...

"Performers display their energy and zest for life"

hahahaha

SherKhan: dapharmer:

you do know she's what..9?

She's 18. I'd poke it like a Pierson's Puppeteer.

You do know that they deposit their egg and fertilize it in the flesh of another species, don't you? Kind of like digger wasps and spiders.

FTFA:
"The beauty of contortionism is that you can give the illusion that two holes equal six."

discovers that a career as a full-time contortionist is the easiest way for her to make ends meet.

"make ends meet". funny.

krysbabe: man.... and i thought being able to put my legs behind my head was hard

No, really, how are you REALLY DOIN??

The Mad Highlander: I'll be in my bunk.

I see what you did there..

She is flexible, sure, but also looks quite delicate and feeble at the same time. Useless.

Sybarite: Snake, a snake, oh it's a snake!

Stop badgering her.

give me doughnuts:

You do know that they deposit their egg and fertilize it in the flesh of another species, don't you? Kind of like digger wasps and spiders.

No, I did not. If I ever did I've clean forgotten. I was too distracted by that tripodal position to actually look it up.

And a Sumo the splits? Right, whatever. Get a bigger view of what exists in the real world. Or does that hurt? you?