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(Daily Mail) Spiffy South African teenager nicknamed "Snakegirl," who slept with her legs behind her head, discovers that a career as a full-time contortionist is the easiest way for her to make ends meet. With eye-watering pics   (mailonsunday.co.uk) divider line 108
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TravelingFreakshow 2008-01-07 08:13:39 AM  
img.dailymail.co.uk

I'd hit it, but damned if I know where to hit it.

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-01-07 08:49:06 AM  
I'd think a future in porn could also work well, a few of those more dangerous positions should be a breeze for her. All of that is of course if her feet don't smell to bad.

 
biobot [TotalFark] 2008-01-07 08:56:57 AM  
Yeah forget A2M; it's everything to everything in a few short strokes.

/how convenient

 
krysbabe [TotalFark] 2008-01-07 09:26:54 AM  
man.... and i thought being able to put my legs behind my head was hard..

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-01-07 09:53:16 AM  
Sheila Broflovski: What the heck is a rimjob?
Mrs. Cartman: Why, that's where you put your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass.

 
sephjnr 2008-01-07 10:01:06 AM  
Without RTFA...

Yoga or Vodka?

 
idrow 2008-01-07 10:02:54 AM  
Snake girl is pretty amazing, but this made my eyes water just a little more...
img.dailymail.co.uk
/Back to the loch with you, Nessie
//Och!

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2008-01-07 10:02:59 AM  
Yes, but can she lick her own....

I'd never leave the house.

 
MmmVomit 2008-01-07 10:03:44 AM  
That's not a career that lasts very long.

 
Cormee 2008-01-07 10:03:55 AM  
She's 18 so you're allowed think what you're thinking.

 
jshove1 2008-01-07 10:03:55 AM  
Good for her! Using freakish abilities to make money is my favorite kind of personal gain. She deserves all the attention and cash she can earn. On the other hand those two guys who modify themselves to be freaks, one is a lizard the other a cat, they don't deserve a penny. If your ganna make money being a freak you better damn well be born a freak or im not paying my $25 cents to stare at you!

 
Myth Sammich 2008-01-07 10:04:18 AM  
sephjnr: Without RTFA...

Yoga or VodkaVodak?


FTFY

 
The Mad Highlander 2008-01-07 10:05:14 AM  
I'll be in my bunk.

 
Raving_Lunatic 2008-01-07 10:05:38 AM  
Wow, the possibilities are endless with this one, I wouldn't know where to start.

/Maybe the reverse helicopter position.

 
Maud Dib 2008-01-07 10:06:59 AM  
krysbabe: man.... and i thought being able to put my legs behind my head was hard..

How YOU doin'?

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-01-07 10:07:05 AM  
Snake, a snake, oh it’s a snake!

 
Shakespeare's Monkey 2008-01-07 10:07:45 AM  
And of course, while you're at it, you'll have a convenient place to set your beer.

/mmm yeah, I know.

 
medius [TotalFark] 2008-01-07 10:08:06 AM  
$25 cents

that's a freakish denomination

 
Skotmeister 2008-01-07 10:09:13 AM  
I've recently become very attracted to black girls....

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

 
bump 2008-01-07 10:09:34 AM  
Snakes.... why'd it have to be snakes...

 
jshove1 2008-01-07 10:09:49 AM  
medius
$25 cents

that's a freakish denomination


Oops, I am a freakishly poor typer and speller.

 
SamTana 2008-01-07 10:10:05 AM  
This opens up all kinds of possibilities...

 
alcoholwasinvolved 2008-01-07 10:11:05 AM  
Yes, but can she dislocate her jaw to fit something big in her mouth?

 
See My Az Go 2008-01-07 10:11:06 AM  
krysbabe: man.... and i thought being able to put my legs behind my head was hard..

Wow. You're hot.

/And I'm not even a lesbian.
//NTTAWWT

 
dapharmer 2008-01-07 10:14:08 AM  
TravelingFreakshow: I'd hit it, but damned if I know where to hit it.

you do know she's what..9?

 
dapharmer 2008-01-07 10:14:56 AM  
err nevermind .. just noticed.. 18

 
highvaluetarget 2008-01-07 10:14:57 AM  
See My Az Go: krysbabe: man.... and i thought being able to put my legs behind my head was hard..

Wow. You're hot.

/And I'm not even a lesbian.
//NTTAWWT


And you are hot also. Well, for a 103 year old .

 
busy chillin' 2008-01-07 10:15:26 AM  
i12.tinypic.com

 
SamTana 2008-01-07 10:15:26 AM  
dapharmer: TravelingFreakshow: I'd hit it, but damned if I know where to hit it.

you do know she's what..9?


FTFA: "The 18-year-old contortionist..."

 
SherKhan 2008-01-07 10:16:26 AM  
dapharmer:

you do know she's what..9?

She's 18. I'd poke it like a Pierson's Puppeteer.

 
snake_beater 2008-01-07 10:17:52 AM  
idrow: Snake girl is pretty amazing, but this made my eyes water just a little more...

Is that Amy Winehouse?

 
ultraholland 2008-01-07 10:18:29 AM  
Africa you say? I'm trying to get all up in Djibouti.

 
Okie Cynic 2008-01-07 10:21:47 AM  
oh, oh, oh, sharon, what do you do to these men?

 
idrow 2008-01-07 10:22:01 AM  
snake_beater: idrow: Snake girl is pretty amazing, but this made my eyes water just a little more...

Is that Amy Winehouse?


That's what it said in the article. (pics to the right)

 
MCStymie 2008-01-07 10:22:30 AM  
Yowza...

What's that she puts behind her ears to make her so irrestible to men?

Her legs.

/Giggity.

 
undefgeek 2008-01-07 10:22:50 AM  
I came here for the "lickable" pic and left disappointed.

 
wowzer97pooh 2008-01-07 10:23:14 AM  
I wonder is she is a constrictor.

/Uh oh.

 
factoryconnection 2008-01-07 10:24:45 AM  
Busy Chillin' egads... that was most welcome in this thread.

See My Az Go: krysbabe: man.... and i thought being able to put my legs behind my head was hard..
Wow. You're hot.
/And I'm not even a lesbian.
//NTTAWWT


Stop it, you two... and by that I mean "continue, by all means."

 
snake822 2008-01-07 10:28:29 AM  
Good for her! Using freakish abilities to make money is my favorite kind of personal gain. She deserves all the attention and cash she can earn. On the other hand those two guys who modify themselves to be freaks, one is a lizard the other a cat, they don't deserve a penny. If your ganna make money being a freak you better damn well be born a freak or im not paying my $25 cents to stare at you!

Am I the only one that thought of the South Park where Jimmy and Timmy join the Cryps after reading that?

/Getting obvious kicks considering my log in.
//Yes, Krysbabe is hot.

 
KentuckyBob 2008-01-07 10:30:25 AM  
/goes to get snake charmer horn and wicker bed...

 
TomPetty 2008-01-07 10:31:19 AM  
"Performers display their energy and zest for life"

hahahaha

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2008-01-07 10:34:06 AM  
SherKhan: dapharmer:

you do know she's what..9?

She's 18. I'd poke it like a Pierson's Puppeteer.


You do know that they deposit their egg and fertilize it in the flesh of another species, don't you? Kind of like digger wasps and spiders.

 
tuna fingers 2008-01-07 10:37:50 AM  
FTFA:
"The beauty of contortionism is that you can give the illusion that two holes equal six."

 
James_Dean_64 2008-01-07 10:38:02 AM  
discovers that a career as a full-time contortionist is the easiest way for her to make ends meet.

"make ends meet". funny.

 
BigTenuhhuh 2008-01-07 10:39:34 AM  
krysbabe: man.... and i thought being able to put my legs behind my head was hard

No, really, how are you REALLY DOIN??

 
maasedge 2008-01-07 10:39:50 AM  
The Mad Highlander: I'll be in my bunk.

I see what you did there..

 
Dire [TotalFark] 2008-01-07 10:40:03 AM  
She is flexible, sure, but also looks quite delicate and feeble at the same time. Useless.

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2008-01-07 10:41:27 AM  
Sybarite: Snake, a snake, oh it's a snake!

Stop badgering her.

 
SherKhan 2008-01-07 10:42:35 AM  
give me doughnuts:

You do know that they deposit their egg and fertilize it in the flesh of another species, don't you? Kind of like digger wasps and spiders.

No, I did not. If I ever did I've clean forgotten. I was too distracted by that tripodal position to actually look it up.

 
scamp-dun-emer 2008-01-07 10:43:30 AM  
And a Sumo the splits? Right, whatever. Get a bigger view of what exists in the real world. Or does that hurt? you?

 
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