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(Some Guy) Sad Bif Naked announces she has breast cancer   (earthtimes.org) divider line 44
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DarkJohnson [TotalFark] 2008-01-07 12:14:20 AM  
awwww, wish her well
www.thecoverzone.com
(hope it wasn't from all the ink)

 
stingrza [TotalFark] 2008-01-07 12:58:48 AM  
FTA: Bif is the heaviest tattooed singer in the world today.

I'm going to go ahead and say probably not.

 
Torc 2008-01-07 01:01:19 AM  
Hope you really are one of the lucky ones, Ms. Naked.

 
steamingpile 2008-01-07 01:16:02 AM  
She is also a strict raw food vegan for health

Yeah that worked out real well

 
galactus5000 2008-01-07 01:31:46 AM  
She's not gonna take it.

 
coffee fiend 2008-01-07 01:49:54 AM  
Well, that royally sucks. I'll be sending her nothing but good thoughts. Get well, Bif.

 
oi_piss_me_off [TotalFark] 2008-01-07 01:50:38 AM  
i like her and all, but calling her famous miiiight be a bit of a stretch. And whats the importance in saying that she was born in India?

 
Temescal 2008-01-07 02:47:44 AM  
oi_piss_me_off: i like her and all, but calling her famous miiiight be a bit of a stretch. And whats the importance in saying that she was born in India?

FTA: (c) Indo-Asian News Service

I'm guessing that's the reason they mentioned it.

 
Crocodile 2008-01-07 02:55:13 AM  
I hope her new Tango Shoes (pops) can help her dance away from it.

/never wouldda heard of her but for 'Project Gotham Racing 2'
//get well, babydoll
///she swings both ways

 
AgentOrangeDrink 2008-01-07 03:13:56 AM  
That sucks. A few years ago I had to be sent to the hospital because I was very near death. Because of this, I had to miss the first ever rock concert my lame-ass town ever had, in which she was going to participate. My friends ran into her and told her my story, and her whole band signed the piece of paper the hospital gave my friends with my room number on it. I thought that was sweet. Get well soon, Bif.

 
oi_piss_me_off [TotalFark] 2008-01-07 03:55:11 AM  
Temescal
FTA: (c) Indo-Asian News Service

I'm guessing that's the reason they mentioned it.


ahh..one day i will learn to read. I've heard that she's a really genuine person and sweet as can be. i wish her the best.

 
TheDuderino 2008-01-07 06:01:55 AM  
steamingpile: She is also a strict raw food vegan for health

Yeah that worked out real well


yah just like those fat biatches you see with breast cancer their diet of mcdonalds worked out for them? you're an idiot. people get lung cancer who never smoke just like healthy eaters get breast cancer but it's cool to make fun of her cause you've never met her. shes a totally down to earth groovy chick so chill out bro. sexay too

 
TheDuderino 2008-01-07 06:04:17 AM  
steamingpile: She is also a strict raw food vegan for health

Yeah that worked out real well


post a picture of yourself since you hate vegans. if you aren't fat i'll donate 100 dollars to the charity of your choice.

 
TheDuderino 2008-01-07 06:06:45 AM  
oi_piss_me_off: Temescal
FTA: (c) Indo-Asian News Service

I'm guessing that's the reason they mentioned it.

ahh..one day i will learn to read. I've heard that she's a really genuine person and sweet as can be. i wish her the best.


dude you couldn't be more right she is sweet hearted despite her exterior and totally regular cool person who is super cool to fans and people alike

 
InternetLOL 2008-01-07 06:18:24 AM  
detected a lump in her breast during self-examination

Fap.

 
omahatattoo 2008-01-07 07:30:06 AM  
who?

/sees the picture of her
//still doesn't know who she is

 
craigdamage 2008-01-07 07:36:35 AM  
I don't recall any vegans ever claiming they would NEVER get cancer.


However,I will gladly wager that the list of vegans who suffer obesity or develop colon cancer is a VERY short list.


Vegetarianism does NOT automatically equal perfect health.

Beer and donuts are meat free.

 
weiner dog 2008-01-07 09:14:14 AM  
Bif is a tough but sweet lady and I hope the best for her.

 
Richiedude 2008-01-07 09:39:46 AM  
I wish her all the best & she gets back to rockin' soon:
Bif Naked Live Videos

 
theworryrock [TotalFark] 2008-01-07 10:00:40 AM  
I hope for her sake, the cancer's just a moment of weakness.

/endlame.

 
magical_mystery_meat 2008-01-07 10:45:58 AM  
craigdamage:
Vegetarianism does NOT automatically equal perfect health.


Other than Hindus and others who grew up eating vegetarian, I've never met a vegetarian that didn't constantly have a cold or flu or some other kind of "bug".

 
suicide 2008-01-07 11:11:21 AM  
craigdamage: Beer and donuts are meat free.

great, thanks a lot. now someone's gonna read this and start working on bacon donuts and fried chicken beer.

 
Morchella [TotalFark] 2008-01-07 11:22:12 AM  
suicide: great, thanks a lot. now someone's gonna read this and start working on bacon donuts...

Back when I owned a donut shop, I made Liver and Onions donuts. It was a special, one-time deal for my brother-in-law. Liver babyfood mixed into the dough and icing laced with dehydrated onion bits. Mmmmm.

 
Zombie Eater 2008-01-07 11:54:31 AM  
How bizarre! I was just thinking about her last night.

 
PopeSchmope 2008-01-07 01:09:52 PM  
This is too bad. I always thought Bif was hot, in a vaguely skanky kind of way.

 
joecro2000 2008-01-07 02:09:22 PM  
Morchella: suicide: great, thanks a lot. now someone's gonna read this and start working on bacon donuts...

Back when I owned a donut shop, I made Liver and Onions donuts. It was a special, one-time deal for my brother-in-law. Liver babyfood mixed into the dough and icing laced with dehydrated onion bits. Mmmmm.


what the fark man!

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2008-01-07 03:24:44 PM  
"After Kylie Minogue and Sheryl Crow, Bif is the third famous female singer to suffer from breast cancer."

images.eonline.com

Apparently 5 platinum albums and an Oscar doesn't go far enough to be as famous as these three.

 
kruppz 2008-01-07 04:46:00 PM  
Lesbians have breasts?
/i could never get thier shirts off.

 
paulv [TotalFark] 2008-01-07 04:53:43 PM  
The cancer sucks, but on the bright side she's gonna make a ton of money with that sports almanac.

/Marvin Barry "The Man who gave us rock"

 
Zombie Eater 2008-01-07 05:04:18 PM  
RevMercutio: "After Kylie Minogue and Sheryl Crow, Bif is the third famous female singer to suffer from breast cancer."



Apparently 5 platinum albums and an Oscar doesn't go far enough to be as famous as these three.


What about Olivia Newton-John? Or does something like Xanadu completely nullify a person's existence?

 
emotionalwench 2008-01-07 06:46:06 PM  
NOOOOOO!

I love her. This makes me very sad. :( The girl also has a chronic heart condition -- can't she get a break?

Get well soon, Bif.

 
Aughsum 2008-01-07 07:27:15 PM  
Id hit it.

/after the implants.

 
tsunami2001 2008-01-07 09:34:15 PM  
if anyone can pull through this, Bif can.
/arrg eyes sweating.
// lost my sis to the big C

 
steamingpile 2008-01-07 10:40:57 PM  
TheDuderino: post a picture of yourself since you hate vegans. if you aren't fat i'll donate 100 dollars to the charity of your choice.

Who cares? I am a large man with extra fat than I used to have after having 2 shoulder reconstructions and not being able to work out in two years. Point being is I hate vegans who say meat will kill you.

Humans didnt crawl to the top of the food chain to eat lettuce.

craigdamage: However,I will gladly wager that the list of vegans who suffer obesity or develop colon cancer is a VERY short list.

Fixed for you, therefore any list you produce will be even shorter, vegans make up what, less than 10% of the earths population? Oh and I have met fat vegans, it blew me away how you could get that fat eating vegetables.

 
Olympus Mons 2008-01-08 09:28:51 AM  
My wife had it. She is doing well now. Just a minor scar. But its sure something that turns your world upside down. Its not a death sentence anymore. Hope she caught it early. Best of luck. Our prayers.

Meanwhile...this is happening way too often to younger and younger women. Something isn't quite right here?

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-01-08 03:27:11 PM  
Olympus Mons: My wife had it. She is doing well now. Just a minor scar. But its sure something that turns your world upside down. Its not a death sentence anymore. Hope she caught it early. Best of luck. Our prayers.Meanwhile...this is happening way too often to younger and younger women. Something isn't quite right here?

Females who smoke in their teen years have a much higher chance of breast cancer. Breasts are still developing and the toxic gunk gets deposited right into them.

 
batsforsteadman 2008-01-08 04:59:53 PM  
suicide: craigdamage: Beer and donuts are meat free.

great, thanks a lot. now someone's gonna read this and start working on bacon donuts and fried chicken beer.



VooDoo Doughnut (new window)


Portland's Gem...they have a maple bacon bar.

/loves the mango tang-o.

 
Aithein 2008-01-08 07:30:53 PM  
Punk?

 
Alphax 2008-01-09 01:02:58 AM  
I know of her from just one song, and I don't find tatoos attractive, but I hope this works out for her.

/not that she's ugly, but she'd look better without them.

 
MadSkillz 2008-01-09 01:39:28 AM  
I met her once. After her PURGE album came out, if you bought the album on the day it came out (which I did), you got free tix to a sort of release party concert.. afterwards you got to meet the band.

Fascinating that not one of the bandmembers there was in the band the last time I saw her before that (headlining for Big Sugar at SFU), and also that none of her bandmembers were on the disc (it was all studio musicians).

I bet she's difficult. She seemed rather dull (but then, you do an hour long concert and not be tired).

I remember I made a joke about me being a 'four eyed regular guy' (a lyric from that new album) and she just sort of looked at me. I thought the joke was good.

Her bassist was a hot chick. Nothing hotter than a chick bassist. Seriously.

 
Olympus Mons 2008-01-09 08:10:57 AM  
FunkOut... Smoking is always bad, but the breast cancer is hitting younger and younger women, and many who have never been near a cigarette, or in a high risk category. Korea, where my wife is originally from, had a huge upswing in it. My neighborhood had a few cases and near misses...all considered too young and without the bad behaviour.

-----

As too Bifs tattoos. I hate tattoos on women especially. How anybody could find that attractive is beyond me. Still she is a human being. This is tough. I hope she has a long life...and most likely she will if this was caught early.

Guys with women in you life... make sure the women in your life gets checked out. Mamigrams BTW work better on older women. Younger women have thicker breast tissue and ultr-sound works better for them. Be involved. The test that lead to my wife finding out, she almost cancelled for some day to day stupid thing. It would have been delayed 6 months to a year if she did cancel. I insisted she go. It was horrible after dealing with it...but she is here and again she has a scar...the breast is still there. Still all her life she and I will always be on edge every time there is a little bump or thickness......but its been quite a while now.

 
pxlboy [TotalFark] 2008-01-09 01:02:00 PM  
MadSkillz: I met her once. After her PURGE album came out, if you bought the album on the day it came out (which I did), you got free tix to a sort of release party concert.. afterwards you got to meet the band.

Fascinating that not one of the bandmembers there was in the band the last time I saw her before that (headlining for Big Sugar at SFU), and also that none of her bandmembers were on the disc (it was all studio musicians).

I bet she's difficult. She seemed rather dull (but then, you do an hour long concert and not be tired).

I remember I made a joke about me being a 'four eyed regular guy' (a lyric from that new album) and she just sort of looked at me. I thought the joke was good.

Her bassist was a hot chick. Nothing hotter than a chick bassist. Seriously.


it's almost become a cliche these days

 
pxlboy [TotalFark] 2008-01-09 01:03:29 PM  
Olympus Mons: FunkOut... Smoking is always bad, but the breast cancer is hitting younger and younger women, and many who have never been near a cigarette, or in a high risk category. Korea, where my wife is originally from, had a huge upswing in it. My neighborhood had a few cases and near misses...all considered too young and without the bad behaviour.

-----

As too Bifs tattoos. I hate tattoos on women especially. How anybody could find that attractive is beyond me. Still she is a human being. This is tough. I hope she has a long life...and most likely she will if this was caught early.

Guys with women in you life... make sure the women in your life gets checked out. Mamigrams BTW work better on older women. Younger women have thicker breast tissue and ultr-sound works better for them. Be involved. The test that lead to my wife finding out, she almost cancelled for some day to day stupid thing. It would have been delayed 6 months to a year if she did cancel. I insisted she go. It was horrible after dealing with it...but she is here and again she has a scar...the breast is still there. Still all her life she and I will always be on edge every time there is a little bump or thickness......but its been quite a while now.


meh...nothing special about another tattoo'ed up AW. there are some celebrities by whose fame i am mystified. she is one of them. i mean, i'm sorry she has cancer, but whatever...

 
DerPups 2008-01-09 06:09:05 PM  
i'd like to see her naked..

get that cancer gone...

 
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