Mugshot goodness. (new window)

Secret's in the sauce.

from that mugshot he looks pretty built- and on the lean side, too.

wonder what the effects of that diet are

Blech what a sick fark.

I don't get it...I have to work my ass off just to eat some pussy, and these freaks have no trouble finding entire women to eat. Life isn't fair.

am i the only one who expected a white guy?

Honestly expected a white dude after reading the crazy details of the story.

Can I have a breast please?

i'll bet that was slammin'

I'm surprised at the mugshot. I was expecting some lame ass goth kid.

Jeebus. Boiling before BBQ.. definitely not cool.

fullerton: am i the only one who expected a white guy?

I was thinking the same...

uhhh. wow.

Shaggy_C: Blech what a sick fark.

I don't get it...I have to work my ass off just to eat some pussy, and these freaks have no trouble finding entire women to eat. Life isn't fair.

Maybe he did eat her pussy? The cops say they have no way of knowing...

Problem is, they plump when ya cook 'em.

I don't know if this changes regularly, but this was a link on the page when I visited:

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If I were their "partners", I'd ask for better product placement....

It wasn't a white dude? Wow I'm shocked. Where did you see the mug shot?

Couldn't he have just gone to McDonald's like the rest of us?

Here's the victim's Myspace page....

http://www.myspace.com/shedidthat06

prince of peas: Jeebus. Boiling before BBQ.. definitely not cool.

I wonder what would make a good marinade for human...

Sweeny Todd?

fullerton: am i the only one who expected a white guy?

My exact thoughts.

Heh - Christopher Lee

Also, why on earth would you want people to believe you were a cannibal if you weren't? He just cooking up an insanity plea or something?

fullerton: am i the only one who expected a white guy?

I did too.

Hambone9: Maybe he did eat her pussy? The cops say they have no way of knowing...

Touche, touche.

In other news, the Tyler Supermarket is temporarily out of chianti and fava beans.

/ftftftftftftft

grinningdeamon: prince of peas: Jeebus. Boiling before BBQ.. definitely not cool.

I wonder what would make a good marinade for human...

You boil Brats before BBQ-ing....

And for the record, if he wanted to eat his girlfriend...He's doing it wrong...

//sorry

3.9 million battered women...
Link (new window)

/And I'm still eating mine plain...

More and more people are being raise wrong in this country and this is what we get, nothing but school-shooting egomaniacs, husbands killing there wives for no good reason, and now what: cannibals? Their is an epidemic of children with no good parents and they are being taught how to live by television horror shows like CSI and S-x and the City instead of good family values and pretty soon you won't be able to walk down the street before some ignorant thug predator will try to gut you like a trout because you looked at them funny or because they are on drugs. Where is my america gone?

-The Beleaver

Gyrfalcon:
It now says:
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Pretty good argument for a 'Texas' farktag.

beleaver: More and more people are being raise wrong in this country and this is what we get, nothing but school-shooting egomaniacs, husbands killing there wives for no good reason, and now what: cannibals? Their is an epidemic of children with no good parents and they are being taught how to live by television horror shows like CSI and S-x and the City instead of good family values and pretty soon you won't be able to walk down the street before some ignorant thug predator will try to gut you like a trout because you looked at them funny or because they are on drugs. Where is my america gone?

-The Beleaver

It took off with your grammar?

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Italicsleaver: More and more people are being raise wrong in this country and this is what we get, nothing but school-shooting egomaniacs, husbands killing there wives for no good reason, and now what: cannibals? Their is an epidemic of children with no good parents and they are being taught how to live by television horror shows like CSI and S-x and the City instead of good family values and pretty soon you won't be able to walk down the street before some ignorant thug predator will try to gut you like a trout because you looked at them funny or because they are on drugs. Where is my america gone?

-The Beleaver

Calm down. Cannibals have been around since the dawn of time.

And anyway, the word you want is there. I'm sick of people using "their" (i.e., belonging to them) when they mean "there" (i.e. over there). Philistine!

Shemp Mo-Din: Here's the victim's Myspace page....

http://www.myspace.com/shedidthat06


Heres what I don't get, allthese people have commented saying "i cant beleive this happened to you" "i miss you so much" etc like the person is still alive and has a broken leg or something, is there myspace in heaven??

fullerton: am i the only one who expected a white guy?

How come all these people eaters are skinny guys?

No, 'Your doing it wrong!' pictures?

This would be a prime time!

I was going to make a comment about him preferring the dark meat, then looked at her myspace and found it was her that preferred the dark meat!

Links: Problem is, they plump when ya cook marry 'em.

FTFY

she was hot..... and spicey

Nothing good comes out of Tyler, Texas.... Nothing. I really do consider it like The Hills have Eyes.

this guy looks like he was simply prepping the temporary insanity defense by his actions after killing her...now, i'm not saying he isn't crazy but its relative...there was no mention of him actually ingesting her and the fact that they found a plate of flesh with a fork sticking out of it on the table seems pretty contrived, and even a bit comical

A-1

sombreradoraloca: beleaver: More and more people are being raise wrong in this country and this is what we get, nothing but school-shooting egomaniacs, husbands killing there wives for no good reason, and now what: cannibals? Their is an epidemic of children with no good parents and they are being taught how to live by television horror shows like CSI and S-x and the City instead of good family values and pretty soon you won't be able to walk down the street before some ignorant thug predator will try to gut you like a trout because you looked at them funny or because they are on drugs. Where is my america gone?

-The Beleaver

It took off with your grammar?

FTW, FTW.

I am thinking that he meant to call 411 to get the chianti and fava beans or whatever kids these days are eating people with. Understandable mistake in my opinion.

Call me crazy, but something about killing and eating another human being just doesn't seem quite right.

virtdave: Pretty good argument for a 'Texas' farktag.

I went to college in Tyler, I would have to agree. Still a nice city. You can buy roses there for 2.99/dozen.

beleaver: More and more people are being raise wrong in this country and this is what we get, nothing but school-shooting egomaniacs, husbands killing there wives for no good reason, and now what: cannibals? Their is an epidemic of children with no good parents and they are being taught how to live by television horror shows like CSI and S-x and the City instead of good family values and pretty soon you won't be able to walk down the street before some ignorant thug predator will try to gut you like a trout because you looked at them funny or because they are on drugs. Where is my america gone?

-The Beleaver

To hell, along with your spell check.

/I was expecting a white guy too.