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CheddarPants [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 11:21:36 PM  
Mugshot goodness. (new window)

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2008-01-06 11:30:37 PM  
img137.imageshack.us

 
ZekeMacNeil [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 11:35:19 PM  
Secret's in the sauce.

 
mama's_tasty_foods 2008-01-06 11:35:24 PM  
from that mugshot he looks pretty built- and on the lean side, too.

wonder what the effects of that diet are

 
Shaggy_C 2008-01-06 11:37:06 PM  
Blech what a sick fark.

I don't get it...I have to work my ass off just to eat some pussy, and these freaks have no trouble finding entire women to eat. Life isn't fair.

 
fullerton 2008-01-06 11:37:09 PM  
am i the only one who expected a white guy?

 
etymxris 2008-01-06 11:37:31 PM  
Honestly expected a white dude after reading the crazy details of the story.

 
Hambone9 2008-01-06 11:37:32 PM  
Can I have a breast please?

 
T-Luv 2008-01-06 11:38:21 PM  
i'll bet that was slammin'

 
pinch_harmonics 2008-01-06 11:38:23 PM  
I'm surprised at the mugshot. I was expecting some lame ass goth kid.

 
prince of peas 2008-01-06 11:38:29 PM  
Jeebus. Boiling before BBQ.. definitely not cool.

 
StefanieSC1 2008-01-06 11:38:41 PM  
fullerton: am i the only one who expected a white guy?

I was thinking the same...

 
youshallhaveeverbeen [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 11:39:07 PM  
uhhh. wow.

www.homebbq.com

 
Hambone9 2008-01-06 11:39:11 PM  
Shaggy_C: Blech what a sick fark.

I don't get it...I have to work my ass off just to eat some pussy, and these freaks have no trouble finding entire women to eat. Life isn't fair.


Maybe he did eat her pussy? The cops say they have no way of knowing...

 
Links 2008-01-06 11:39:28 PM  
Problem is, they plump when ya cook 'em.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 11:39:31 PM  
I don't know if this changes regularly, but this was a link on the page when I visited:

From Our Partners
Recipes: Great dinner ideas, plus coupons to save you money


If I were their "partners", I'd ask for better product placement....

 
Raving_Lunatic 2008-01-06 11:39:39 PM  
It wasn't a white dude? Wow I'm shocked. Where did you see the mug shot?

 
TrixieDelite 2008-01-06 11:39:46 PM  
Couldn't he have just gone to McDonald's like the rest of us?

 
Shemp Mo-Din 2008-01-06 11:39:49 PM  
Here's the victim's Myspace page....

http://www.myspace.com/shedidthat06

 
grinningdeamon 2008-01-06 11:40:05 PM  
prince of peas: Jeebus. Boiling before BBQ.. definitely not cool.

I wonder what would make a good marinade for human...

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-01-06 11:40:12 PM  
Sweeny Todd?

 
Alwaysus 2008-01-06 11:40:16 PM  
fullerton: am i the only one who expected a white guy?

My exact thoughts.

 
Links 2008-01-06 11:40:30 PM  
Heh - Christopher Lee

 
Quantumbunny 2008-01-06 11:41:03 PM  
tvmedia.ign.com

Also, why on earth would you want people to believe you were a cannibal if you weren't? He just cooking up an insanity plea or something?

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-01-06 11:41:06 PM  
fullerton: am i the only one who expected a white guy?

I did too.

 
Shaggy_C 2008-01-06 11:41:36 PM  
Hambone9: Maybe he did eat her pussy? The cops say they have no way of knowing...

Touche, touche.

 
TrixieDelite 2008-01-06 11:42:21 PM  
In other news, the Tyler Supermarket is temporarily out of chianti and fava beans.

/ftftftftftftft

 
Alwaysus 2008-01-06 11:42:39 PM  
grinningdeamon: prince of peas: Jeebus. Boiling before BBQ.. definitely not cool.

I wonder what would make a good marinade for human...


You boil Brats before BBQ-ing....

And for the record, if he wanted to eat his girlfriend...He's doing it wrong...

//sorry

 
Uncle Harry 2008-01-06 11:42:41 PM  
3.9 million battered women...
Link (new window)

/And I'm still eating mine plain...

 
beleaver 2008-01-06 11:42:49 PM  
More and more people are being raise wrong in this country and this is what we get, nothing but school-shooting egomaniacs, husbands killing there wives for no good reason, and now what: cannibals? Their is an epidemic of children with no good parents and they are being taught how to live by television horror shows like CSI and S-x and the City instead of good family values and pretty soon you won't be able to walk down the street before some ignorant thug predator will try to gut you like a trout because you looked at them funny or because they are on drugs. Where is my america gone?

-The Beleaver

 
thogard 2008-01-06 11:44:10 PM  
Gyrfalcon:
It now says:
From Our Partners
Recipes: Tonight's dinner is just one click away

 
virtdave 2008-01-06 11:44:11 PM  
Pretty good argument for a 'Texas' farktag.

 
sombreradoraloca 2008-01-06 11:45:14 PM  
beleaver: More and more people are being raise wrong in this country and this is what we get, nothing but school-shooting egomaniacs, husbands killing there wives for no good reason, and now what: cannibals? Their is an epidemic of children with no good parents and they are being taught how to live by television horror shows like CSI and S-x and the City instead of good family values and pretty soon you won't be able to walk down the street before some ignorant thug predator will try to gut you like a trout because you looked at them funny or because they are on drugs. Where is my america gone?

-The Beleaver


It took off with your grammar?

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 11:46:42 PM  
behttp://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3310496#b
Italicsleaver:
More and more people are being raise wrong in this country and this is what we get, nothing but school-shooting egomaniacs, husbands killing there wives for no good reason, and now what: cannibals? Their is an epidemic of children with no good parents and they are being taught how to live by television horror shows like CSI and S-x and the City instead of good family values and pretty soon you won't be able to walk down the street before some ignorant thug predator will try to gut you like a trout because you looked at them funny or because they are on drugs. Where is my america gone?

-The Beleaver


Calm down. Cannibals have been around since the dawn of time.

And anyway, the word you want is there. I'm sick of people using "their" (i.e., belonging to them) when they mean "there" (i.e. over there). Philistine!

 
beal99 2008-01-06 11:47:28 PM  
Shemp Mo-Din: Here's the victim's Myspace page....

http://www.myspace.com/shedidthat06



Heres what I don't get, allthese people have commented saying "i cant beleive this happened to you" "i miss you so much" etc like the person is still alive and has a broken leg or something, is there myspace in heaven??

 
4NSpy 2008-01-06 11:47:29 PM  
fullerton: am i the only one who expected a white guy?

How come all these people eaters are skinny guys?

 
caloutlawz 2008-01-06 11:47:47 PM  
www.satyamag.com

 
jake3988 2008-01-06 11:48:40 PM  
No, 'Your doing it wrong!' pictures?

This would be a prime time!

 
Hambone9 2008-01-06 11:48:53 PM  
I was going to make a comment about him preferring the dark meat, then looked at her myspace and found it was her that preferred the dark meat!

 
KelvinTheClown 2008-01-06 11:49:02 PM  
Links: Problem is, they plump when ya cook marry 'em.

FTFY

 
freakymescan 2008-01-06 11:49:30 PM  
she was hot..... and spicey

Nothing good comes out of Tyler, Texas.... Nothing. I really do consider it like The Hills have Eyes.

 
rawsta 2008-01-06 11:49:49 PM  
this guy looks like he was simply prepping the temporary insanity defense by his actions after killing her...now, i'm not saying he isn't crazy but its relative...there was no mention of him actually ingesting her and the fact that they found a plate of flesh with a fork sticking out of it on the table seems pretty contrived, and even a bit comical

 
theweirdneighbor 2008-01-06 11:50:09 PM  
A-1

 
southaustin [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 11:50:23 PM  
sombreradoraloca: beleaver: More and more people are being raise wrong in this country and this is what we get, nothing but school-shooting egomaniacs, husbands killing there wives for no good reason, and now what: cannibals? Their is an epidemic of children with no good parents and they are being taught how to live by television horror shows like CSI and S-x and the City instead of good family values and pretty soon you won't be able to walk down the street before some ignorant thug predator will try to gut you like a trout because you looked at them funny or because they are on drugs. Where is my america gone?

-The Beleaver

It took off with your grammar?


FTW, FTW.

 
juicy joe 2008-01-06 11:50:31 PM  
I am thinking that he meant to call 411 to get the chianti and fava beans or whatever kids these days are eating people with. Understandable mistake in my opinion.

 
Masterpeace 2008-01-06 11:50:51 PM  
Call me crazy, but something about killing and eating another human being just doesn't seem quite right.

 
odisae 2008-01-06 11:51:21 PM  
virtdave: Pretty good argument for a 'Texas' farktag.

I went to college in Tyler, I would have to agree. Still a nice city. You can buy roses there for 2.99/dozen.

 
Capt.Kirk 2008-01-06 11:51:59 PM  
rds.yahoo.com

Amused

 
TrixieDelite 2008-01-06 11:51:59 PM  
beleaver: More and more people are being raise wrong in this country and this is what we get, nothing but school-shooting egomaniacs, husbands killing there wives for no good reason, and now what: cannibals? Their is an epidemic of children with no good parents and they are being taught how to live by television horror shows like CSI and S-x and the City instead of good family values and pretty soon you won't be able to walk down the street before some ignorant thug predator will try to gut you like a trout because you looked at them funny or because they are on drugs. Where is my america gone?

-The Beleaver


To hell, along with your spell check.

 
Good Behavior Day 2008-01-06 11:53:41 PM  
www.pioneer.net

/I was expecting a white guy too.

 
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