yeah, well. that's probably true subby.

If the cop was speeding, then who is committing the real crime here?

Taze them, bro.

Amateurs! Everybody knows that you're not a real cop till you taze someone.

h to the 'ojo: If the cop was speeding, then who is committing the real crime here?

What's that stain there on the front of your pants? Looks like you "spilled" a thimble full of something,...

If you impersonate a police officer you should only pull over hot chicks. I met Mrs. Katt that way.

/not really

I could have sworn that said impregnate for a second.

that sounds so cute! lil guys juss wanted to play cops and robbers. how cute

idiot farkin texans

Cops are union, so they HATE unaffiliated labor...

I once knew a man who was fired from his job as a county deputy, but he still had his old uniform, so one night he got drunk on beer and shots of alcohol and then refused to pay the bill at the bar, so then he got thrown out and went home and put on his deputy shirt and then came back and tried to arrest everyone at the bar where he was drinking at and they ended up letting him drink for free, except for when a real cop showed up then they had him arrested and he had to spend a weekend in jail because he didn't pay his bill and lied about being a deputy and then he was laughed at by all the guards because they all knew him and said he was a loser now.

bel4sucks: idiot farkin texans

Who's the real idiots? The Texans or the people that elected one President?

I want to see a picture of their car and its lights. I really hope people weren't pulling over for a '96 Corsica with a strobe light duct taped to the roof.

Shouldn't this have a PSA tag? Kind of a 'The More You Know' kind of moment?

Doughnuts!

beleaver: I once knew a man who was fired from his job as a county deputy, but he still had his old uniform, so one night he got drunk on beer and shots of alcohol and then refused to pay the bill at the bar, so then he got thrown out and went home and put on his deputy shirt and then came back and tried to arrest everyone at the bar where he was drinking at and they ended up letting him drink for free, except for when a real cop showed up then they had him arrested and he had to spend a weekend in jail because he didn't pay his bill and lied about being a deputy and then he was laughed at by all the guards because they all knew him and said he was a loser now.


I ran out of breath just reading that. You don't talk like that in real life, do you?

Or is it donuts? Either way, they taste sooooo good.

nimeye: beleaver: I once knew a man who was fired from his job as a county deputy, but he still had his old uniform, so one night he got drunk on beer and shots of alcohol and then refused to pay the bill at the bar, so then he got thrown out and went home and put on his deputy shirt and then came back and tried to arrest everyone at the bar where he was drinking at and they ended up letting him drink for free, except for when a real cop showed up then they had him arrested and he had to spend a weekend in jail because he didn't pay his bill and lied about being a deputy and then he was laughed at by all the guards because they all knew him and said he was a loser now.


I ran out of breath just reading that. You don't talk like that in real life, do you?

Most assuredly, it is so. Either that or someone has been taking sentence structure and paragraph flow lessons from Jane Austin.

FauxReal: bel4sucks: idiot farkin texans

Who's the real idiots? The Texans or the people that elected one President?

yes

Again I ask you. Who is putting these lighting rigs and decals on civilian cars? Every couple of weeks a story like this comes out. I can't fathom who would put cop lights on some regular joe's car.

"Police say one of the suspects had been telling friends he was a sheriff's deputy. The other told police he had planned to major in criminology in college and then apply to be a police officer. "

So much for their dreams/hopes of a future in law enforcement

/dumbasses
//glad they're outta the way
///dumbasses

This is just another example that people who want to be cops do so merely so they can have some sort of power they can use over other people, pathetic.

beleaver:
That's one helava sentence there.

Quantumbunny:
I ran out of breath just reading that. You don't talk like that in real life, do you?

Most assuredly, it is so. Either that or someone has been taking sentence structure and paragraph flow lessons from Jane Austin.

What's up with the personal attacks?

Someone I know (not me *wink*), got drunk with a bunch of his friends in college and did this. They had a Jeep Grand Cherokee (I know, I know, not a cop-ly car), a blue keychain led and a shot glass, and some t-shirts. High beams + flashing the light into the shot glass produced some effective stops, I'm told. Luckily they realized just how phenomenally dumb it was before anything bad happened.

beleaver: Quantumbunny:
I ran out of breath just reading that. You don't talk like that in real life, do you?

Most assuredly, it is so. Either that or someone has been taking sentence structure and paragraph flow lessons from Jane Austin.

What's up with the personal attacks?

Welcome to Fark, n00b!

My mom got pulled over by one of her classmates back in high school somewhat regularly, he had an old-time portable blue light. He would wait for people to pull over and then eventually just pull out and drive by. He's the town cop now. I'd bad mouth him, but he caught me going 70 in a 55 and let me off. He just asked if my parents (by name) knew how fast I drove.

/napoleon complex too

nimeye: I ran out of breath just reading that. You don't talk like that in real life, do you?

Dude, you read out loud while on fark? Hopefully there are kids around while you read my posts.

/i keed, i keed
/Victor Hugo for the win

ooooooooooooooh yeah...

Doubles: Again I ask you. Who is putting these lighting rigs and decals on civilian cars? Every couple of weeks a story like this comes out. I can't fathom who would put cop lights on some regular joe's car.

Get real. You can buy them out of Gall's Catalog, among others, and install them yourself. It's totally legal, unless you actually use the things.

Like this bonehead.

Bucky Katt:
Welcome to Fark, n00b!

seriously, the topic is about police officers, noone wants to listen to your childish name calling, "boob".

Doubles: Again I ask you. Who is putting these lighting rigs and decals on civilian cars? Every couple of weeks a story like this comes out. I can't fathom who would put cop lights on some regular joe's car.

You can buy em online, just like everything else.

beleaver: Quantumbunny:
I ran out of breath just reading that. You don't talk like that in real life, do you?

Most assuredly, it is so. Either that or someone has been taking sentence structure and paragraph flow lessons from Jane Austin.

What's up with the personal attacks?

Welcome to Fark?

/Welcome to the internet?

Bucky Katt: If you impersonate a police officer you should only pull over hot chicks. I met Mrs. Katt that way.

/not really

My cousin's husband was a former cop, who was forced to resign due to abuse of power. This is a euphemism for rape. Later he was stopping women and getting their addresses and phone numbers while pretending to be a cop. He spent 3 years in jail for this. She is still married to him. Love is stupid?

beleaver:

What's up with the personal attacks?



You'll get over it.

Gyrfalcon: Doubles: Again I ask you. Who is putting these lighting rigs and decals on civilian cars? Every couple of weeks a story like this comes out. I can't fathom who would put cop lights on some regular joe's car.

Get real. You can buy them out of Gall's Catalog, among others, and install them yourself. It's totally legal, unless you actually use the things.

Like this bonehead.

Check with your local state police before you install buy. Some states it's legal to own/install. Other states it's PMITA happy times.

Love stupid?

What about those women who meet convicted murders via penpal and get married and have kids, knowing that the guy will never get out of prison?

Love is a lot things for sure!

MellieMc: Bucky Katt: If you impersonate a police officer you should only pull over hot chicks. I met Mrs. Katt that way.

/not really

My cousin's husband was a former cop, who was forced to resign due to abuse of power. This is a euphemism for rape. Later he was stopping women and getting their addresses and phone numbers while pretending to be a cop. He spent 3 years in jail for this. She is still married to him. Love is stupid?

Ya know, it's just not neccessary. After 10 years in uniform I can attest to the "power" of the polyester costume alone. No need to go looking for trouble. It will come to you. Usually in the form of a dispatcher,..

It's n00b, not "boob," Frank.
Sorry, just messin' with you. I see you're new to FARK, me too. We'll get the gist of it.
Ant.

beleaver: What's up with the personal attacks?

Welcome to Life/Internet/Fark n00b! Now stop crying and go get me a beer. Get one for yourself once you get over being such a baby.

fivenodes:
Welcome to Life/Internet/Fark n00b! Now stop crying and go get me a beer. Get one for yourself once you get over being such a baby.

Well, for one thing, I don't drink beer, and for another thing, there is nothing winey or babyish about wanting to have an adult grown up discussion instead of having people call me names and tell me to shut up and stuff like that, I just thought this article was interesting because it remembered a funny story from my past, I didn't mean to take on all the cool kids in the click, so I'm real sorry and will just shut up and drink beer I guess because that's what smart guys do apparently here.

-The Beleaver

beleaver: Bucky Katt:
Welcome to Fark, n00b!

seriously, the topic is about police officers, noone wants to listen to your childish name calling, "boob".

noone? As in Peter?

VushtrriBoy: MellieMc: Bucky Katt: If you impersonate a police officer you should only pull over hot chicks. I met Mrs. Katt that way.


Ya know, it's just not neccessary. After 10 years in uniform I can attest to the "power" of the polyester costume alone. No need to go looking for trouble. It will come to you. Usually in the form of a dispatcher,..

Only cause you guys get bored/cold/sleepy at 3 a.m. and hang around the dispatch office making "clever" jokes about our sexy voices and holes in doughnuts. Yeah yeah, heard it all before.

Uhmm can I get a photoshop of their car plz Im surprised it hasn't been done yet

nimeye
beleaver: "What's up with the personal attacks?"

"You'll get over it."

...or not

/oh well

beleaver: Well, for one thing, I don't drink beer, and for another thing, there is nothing wineywhiney or babyish about wanting to have an adult grown up discussion instead of having people call me names and tell me to shut up and stuff like that, I just thought this article was interesting because it remembered a funny story from my past, I didn't mean to take on all the cool kids in the click, so I'm real sorry and will just shut up and drink beer I guess because that's what smart guys do apparently here.

-The Beleaver
FTFY (Fixed that for you)

The only thing we are attacking is the dreaded Run-On sentence. I have been known to be long winded, but Man long ago invented the semicolon and the period for a reason. Use them well, young one. And possibly lay off the commas a little.

\Normally I very pro long winded sentences, but even I must admit, there is a line.

Gyrfalcon: VushtrriBoy: MellieMc: Bucky Katt: If you impersonate a police officer you should only pull over hot chicks. I met Mrs. Katt that way.


Ya know, it's just not neccessary. After 10 years in uniform I can attest to the "power" of the polyester costume alone. No need to go looking for trouble. It will come to you. Usually in the form of a dispatcher,..

Only cause you guys get bored/cold/sleepy at 3 a.m. and hang around the dispatch office making "clever" jokes about our sexy voices and holes in doughnuts. Yeah yeah, heard it all before.

Whatever, missy. The voices part is true. What do you people do, practice jambing as much subtext as you can into the word "Copy"? And while we're here, I know for a fact it is NOT neccessary to breath into the mic like that.

You can be as coy as ya like, but the supervisor is always sure to let me know when my ride-along has asked for me personally. Now remember, there is no screaming allowed, it's distracting and you never know when I'm going to open the mic.

The really sad part of this is that somewhere, sometime, somebody will actually let these bozos become officers. Just what we need, more cops who don't understand the law part of law and order.

beleaver: I once knew a man who was fired from his job as a county deputy, but he still had his old uniform, so one night he got drunk on beer and shots of alcohol and then refused to pay the bill at the bar, so then he got thrown out and went home and put on his deputy shirt and then came back and tried to arrest everyone at the bar where he was drinking at and they ended up letting him drink for free, except for when a real cop showed up then they had him arrested and he had to spend a weekend in jail because he didn't pay his bill and lied about being a deputy and then he was laughed at by all the guards because they all knew him and said he was a loser now.

Periods...learn how to use them. Holy Run On Sentence Batman!

1) Beleaver is seriously brand-new to this interweb thing, isn't he.

2) In the article, the writer just starts using the name "Saleh" like we've been introduced and we should all know who he/she is.