Woodchipper not involved?

Wait... which one died? Whose corpse went to whose house?

I don't udnerstand.

"But she had made the Molotov cocktail with a tampon for a wick and an aluminum can to hold the gasoline."


We're gonna need an entirely new line of "FAIL" pics to handle something that utterly stupid.

CtrlAltDelete: Wait... which one died? Whose corpse went to whose house?

I don't udnerstand.

I puzzled until my puzzler was sore. But when I read it out loud, I got it--he willed his house to the adoptive parents.

LEAVE WISCONSIN ALONE!!!

Also, molotov cocktail minus the glass bottle? WTF?

Apple - meet tree.

Was subby trying to make a Minnesota tag? If so, FAIL.

Isn't it a little too early in the winter to be going insane?

I would have bet on Kentucky.

Ok...im confused. The biological mother of the guy who was killed by the police burned his house down after she looted it of all it's goodies?


/classy biatch

StrikitRich: I would have bet on Kentucky.

nah, then his mom would have also been his aunt.

Apparently someone missed the point of the cocktail.

Minnesota, the other Wisconsin.

Debra Ellen Pozorski... Cassandra Jean Kilanowski... Renea Louise Kilanowski...

How many Polaks does it take to burn down a house?

TFA: When that didn't work, Koetter made a Molotov cocktail and threw it into Skold's house, court records said. But she had made the Molotov cocktail with a tampon for a wick and an aluminum can to hold the gasoline. The can failed to shatter and didn't spread fuel like a true firebomb would.

Hey, I bet a container made of glass would shatter... Thanks for the firebomb lessons, TFA!

HMS_Blinkin- I believe that it was intended to mean that it wasn't form one of the states where this kind of stuff is SOP, but from Minnesota where this type of thing is not the norm.

FTA: "Koetter made a Molotov cocktail and threw it into Skold's house, court records said. But she had made the Molotov cocktail with a tampon for a wick and an aluminum can to hold the gasoline. The can failed to shatter and didn't spread fuel like a true firebomb would."

... Wow.

Not a very quiet week in Lake Woebegon.

"But she had made the Molotov cocktail with a tampon for a wick and an aluminum can to hold the gasoline."

New meaning to "who lit the fuse on her tampon"

randompeskar: Isn't it a little too early in the winter to be going insane?

They did it in JUNE. Not quite winter insanity, although it could have been caused by being a crazy meth snortin biatch just a month after the snow all left. Less white powder to placate her

Central Minnesota /= Minnesota

I saw "St. Cloud Times" and wasn't surprised in the least.

FTA: "Koetter made a Molotov cocktail and threw it into Skold's house, court records said. But she had made the Molotov cocktail with a tampon for a wick and an aluminum can to hold the gasoline. The can failed to shatter and didn't spread fuel like a true firebomb would."

... Wow.


This woman had NOTHING more suitable than a tampon for making a firebomb????

This reminds me of something recent that I ran across. I work for engineers and surveyors.

See, this woman buys land without a survey. This is stupid.

She then cuts timber on this land... without a survey. That is monumentally stupid.

She finds a house on the land that wasn't listed on the deed. Hey, that must be hers! She moves her kid into it. This house has no water or electricity or anything due to the fact that... the person who owns it is selling the land with it, basically for the thing to be demolished.

There are no fail macros big enough for that alone.

However, this woman then, when the real owner finds someone in the house he owns and is attacked by the son's girlfriend... this woman then burns down the house that is in no way hers.

*THUD* People are... just... stupid.

Approves.

The Times does tend to report on the most curious things.

steelpeg: How many Polaks does it take to burn down a house?

Is the answer "Hitler"?

As an adoptee, I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

You people are missing the real story here - MacGuyver has been hiding a retarded daughter for years.

StrikitRich: I would have bet on Kentucky.

Or Duke. Duke sucks but always ALWAYS bet on them against Kentucky.

ttiuwop

James_Dean_64: FTA: "Koetter made a Molotov cocktail and threw it into Skold's house, court records said. But she had made the Molotov cocktail with a tampon for a wick and an aluminum can to hold the gasoline. The can failed to shatter and didn't spread fuel like a true firebomb would."

... Wow.


This woman had NOTHING more suitable than a tampon for making a firebomb????

Actually, as long as it was new and unwrapped, the tampon part sounds like a good idea. The aluminum can..not so much. Aluminum cans are recyclable.

This is St Cloud, where the people are so stupid that if the kids are smart enough to draw a swastika, they are given university scolarships.

Not surprising at all, Minnesotans are insane.

Half of my extended family is from MN and they're all nuts.

Maybe it has something to do with their viking raider genes.

Or maybe the fact that they're willing to live in minnesota year round is a red flag about their sanity.

MinnesotaJack: This is St Cloud, where the people are so stupid that if the kids are smart enough to draw a swastika, they are given university scolarships.


Godwin was Jewish

panndder: Central Minnesota /= Minnesota

I saw "St. Cloud Times" and wasn't surprised in the least.


As someone who lived in St. Cloud for a couple of years, I'm not surprised either. Lots of strange people in that town.

/Am also getting a kick out of these replies.

Um, is it Polak day on Fark??

/One more for the Polak Trifecta!!!

Ironicly, there has been a rash of swastikas showing up around the local state university. Hence, MinnesotaJack's comment.

Oh, the St. Cloud Times has a real purpose around here: Wrapping fish guts.

steelpeg: Debra Ellen Pozorski... Cassandra Jean Kilanowski... Renea Louise Kilanowski...

How many Polaks does it take to burn down a house?

you win this thread, that's my favorite punch line. I use it when ever anyone is struggling with anything.

How many Polaks does it take to.....(insert action)?

ps I'm Polish on my Mothers side....hence, no Burnski.

From TFA:

Karen Koetter...The biological mother of...Brian Skold...who lived next door...and four others - Debra Ellen Pozorski, ... Cassandra Jean Kilanowski ... Renea Louise Kilanowski ... and Timothy James McNamara ... are each charged with two counts of first-degree arson and second-degree burglary...Alex Charles Studinski ...is accused of helping burglarize Skold's residence...The Kilanowskis are identified in court documents as Koetter's daughters, Skold's half-sisters.

Could someone draw me a diagram or family tree or something?

Some dude kills and then bangs a horse and all of a sudden subby wants a Wisconsin tag.


Leave Wisconsin alone!

I went to high school with one of the guys involved in this, Tim McNamara, and this is what I expected would be his future.
Also, the guy that was shot was partying with my best friend from high shcool on the night he was shot. She was at a bar and a mutual friend brought him along. She said he was a bit weird, but not pull a gun on the police weird. At like 1 AM he got a call from his child's mother, who lived like 3 hours away. She said his child was sick and he left to drive to the kid even though he was really waisted. Yadda Yadda Yadda he was shot by the police.

Dallymo: CtrlAltDelete: Wait... which one died? Whose corpse went to whose house?

I don't udnerstand.

I puzzled until my puzzler was sore. But when I read it out loud, I got it--he willed his house to the adoptive parents.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Now I get it.

katlass

...even though he was really waisted....

I do not think this word means what you think it means.

The Aristocrats!

ouch

Hey, it's cold up there.

Cabin fever--the only reason Iowa doesn't get it is because of the caucuses.

Ophelia's Snorkel: You people are missing the real story here - MacGuyver has been hiding a retarded daughter for years.

That is one of the funniest things I've ever read on Fark.

As an adoptive parent I am getting a kick out of these replies....

//OK, note to self, do NOT let the children we adopted will us ANYTHING!

KATLASS wrote:

"She said his child was sick and he left to drive to the kid even though he was really waisted. Yadda Yadda Yadda he was shot by the police."

that was a touching story.

My only comment is why serve so much alcohol at these parties. You know liquor and some of these young people is like dumping gas on a fire. Sorry none of my business just concerned thats all

Damn. I know people up in Sauk Rapids too.