She imagined herself to be a pilot by showing her cockpit?

Makes sense.

Ew. Age: 55. Flaps. Yeah. Eww.

Am I the only one who was half expecting this headline to be about some recent escapade from Britney Spears?

Meat flaps!!!!

Mom?

Beef curtains. I'm thinking Arby's.

Me no clicky link. Me fear photo. Me use imagination instead.

© why let reality interfere with my fantasy

FTA: "He said that in countries like the UK, where people often didn't intrude on their neighbours, the condition could go unnoticed for years."


so please, people, intude on your neighbors. intrude long and hard...

Rat: why let reality interfere with my fantasy

You have fantasies about 55 year old meat flaps?

I found a picture of the suspect in question:

Niiiiicee. Sounds hawt! I'm going to read the article now.

CravenMorehead: You have fantasies about 55 year old meat flaps?

is that wrong?

Was hoping for a pic.

Read "55-years-old" and "has 20 cats".

Now thankful that there wasn't one.

"Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot."

...but be prepared to wade thru cat shiat and wagon loads of Very Special Garbage which YOU NO CAN HAZ NOT YOURS.

approves

CravenMorehead: Rat: why let reality interfere with my fantasy

You have fantasies about 55 year old meat flaps?

DRTA. Only found out about the age and the cats in the comments. And besides, 55 ain't that old in the right light!

©

Wow. A treasure trove of current information and procedures.

Senile squalor syndrome. Wonder what the incidence of it is?

And how many farkers will eventually get it?

Huh, looks like "Diogenes Syndrome" is real, at least real enough to list on Wiki.

Diogenes Syndrome? If living in a barrel and unsuccessfully searching for an honest man is a disease I don't want to be healthy!

Rat: And besides, 55 ain't that old in the right light!

Um, none?

All cats are grey in the dark.

I'm sure there's a pussy joke buried in all of this, but I just can't bring myself to figured out what it is.

Subby: I groaned.

Diogenes Syndrome? I encountered a few of these people when I was an EMT but I never knew it had a name.

Wow, that was a good place for a stick-up.

sarconoclast: I'm sure there's a pussy joke buried in all of this, but I just can't bring myself to figured out what it is.

It's best that way. Just back away slowly and no one gets hurt.

FTFA: "typical signs of senile squalor syndrome were noticed such as chaotic, filthy, unhygienic living conditions"

Diogenes syndrome? Here in the USA we call it College.


Oh yeah, Theorellior, it sounds so much nicer in French "de nuit tous chats son gris"

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doesn't understand the problem

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

/Sorry I had to
//quickly walks away

theorellior: Rat: And besides, 55 ain't that old in the right light!

Um, none?

All cats are grey in the dark.

Out of the pool. OUT OF THE POOL!! GO!

I kept reading 'Perrins' as penis. Sort of a nice counterpoint to all the pussy references, i suppose.

altinos: Beef curtains. I'm thinking Arby's.

"I'm sure there's a pussy joke buried in all of this, but I just can't bring myself to figured out what it is."

I bet she left one heck of a snail trail.

Nickelback: FTFA: "typical signs of senile squalor syndrome were noticed such as chaotic, filthy, unhygienic living conditions"

Diogenes syndrome? Here in the USA we call it College.


Oh yeah, Theorellior, it sounds so much nicer in French "de nuit tous chats son gris"

classy

What is with the sexist "meat flaps" shiat? Just because the article refers to her being naked at one point? If the article featured a naked 55-year old male instead, I doubt you'd all be ranting about his sagging nutsack. Christ.

It's not news, it's misogyny...

VushtrriBoy: Out of the pool. OUT OF THE POOL!! GO!

You need to spend more time on hotgrammasohyeah.com.

GIS for "meat curtains" Anybody......anybody?

farkplug: What is with the sexist "meat flaps" shiat?

You're not new here, but let me be the first to welcome you to Fark.

flaps... LOL

Wow. I thought headlines and threads were supposed to be worksafe on FARK.

Doesn't everyone do this?

Sorry:

Monkey's Knuckle: altinos: Beef curtains. I'm thinking Arby's.

Heh, that's a new one. But seriously just a 747? This lady needs to aim higher, like the Space Shuttle or hell, VEGR. If you're going to snap, we don't allow lightweights here, put on a show or go back to bed.

/quit looking at me like that lady....

What not links to naked women? Fark has failed me AGAIN!

This thread is worthless perfectly fine without pics

FTFM

FTFA: Perrins said that one cat had a stump for a tail while another two had only one eye each.

50 points for a photoshop of Pirate Cat.

Still think there should be a mental health registry for anyone who owns more than three cats. It's a red flag people. A red flag.

theorellior: farkplug: What is with the sexist "meat flaps" shiat?

You're not new here, but let me be the first to welcome you to Fark.

Thanks, man. Yeah, I'm not new, which is exactly why I think I've getting tired of the odious cliches that so many other Farkers nonetheless delight in using. Oh, well.

crazy old cat ladies...

Diogenes syndrome? I can't imagine Mycroft would have been very happy about this.