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(CNN) Weird Al Qaeda offers service that will deliver Osama bin Laden's videos directly to your cell phone, along with a 30 second commercial for Britney Spears' new album "Blackout"   (cnn.com) divider line 72
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ChewbaccaJones [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 03:19:37 PM  
That's pretty low-class and offensive; her last two albums were horrible.

 
Pribar [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 04:37:24 PM  
Can't they just stick to blowing up buildings geez...

 
SoxSweepAgain 2008-01-06 04:39:06 PM  
Classic.

 
jjorsett 2008-01-06 04:39:12 PM  
I already have OBL as my ringtone, so I'm afraid this would look like I was overdoing it.

 
Deveak 2008-01-06 04:39:34 PM  
Cant wait for the new rap ring tones, Like the classic:"blow dat biatch up!" and the unforgettable "gonna stone a biatch"

 
Interrupted Infinitum 2008-01-06 04:39:36 PM  
Ahhhhh I love the smell of Capitalism in the mid-afternoon.

 
DPoem 2008-01-06 04:41:51 PM  
They're using our technology against us! Like Independence Day! We're doomed! Doomed, I say!

I wonder if I can get Osama dubbed into French? That might give me some hope that we'll win this War on Terrahistimism.

 
Africanized TFer 2008-01-06 04:43:30 PM  
Deveak

Cant wait for the new rap ring tones, Like the classic:"blow dat biatch up!" and the unforgettable "gonna stone a biatch"


Win.

 
HowlingFrog [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 04:44:59 PM  
Screw that, I've got an al CIAduh lunchbox. Comes with a Zombie OBL thermos and a boxcutter.

 
theorellior 2008-01-06 04:45:48 PM  
I thought the Geneva Conventions outlawed the use of Britney Spears.

 
JackieRabbit 2008-01-06 04:46:27 PM  
This is asinine. Obviously, if al-Qaeda sends messages to our cell phones, the NSA would pin-point them in seconds. This is another Team Bush diversionary tactic. Al-Qaeda and Brittany Spears popped up in the news (again) suddenly over the last few days. We're about to get some bad news - probably about the economy - and we need to be paying attention to something completely unimportant.

 
Alphax 2008-01-06 04:48:23 PM  
Another reason I'm glad to not have a cell phone.

 
Richard Saunders 2008-01-06 04:51:57 PM  
θα εσείς ακούστε εγώ τώρα ???
(can you hear me now???)

 
Lee's_Austin 2008-01-06 04:52:07 PM  
the terror network

what station?

/i'd watch.

 
tkfourtwo1 2008-01-06 04:52:52 PM  
i156.photobucket.com

 
HowlingFrog [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 04:54:12 PM  
Lee's_Austin: the terror network

what station?


That'd be FOX.

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2008-01-06 04:54:59 PM  
czarangelus: Al-Sahab is really a CIA propaganda source, proof

Infowars reprinting a breathlessly excited article by Paul Watson which was originally posted at PrisonPlanet?

This word "proof"....I don't think it means what you think it means.

 
Lee's_Austin 2008-01-06 04:56:07 PM  
HowlingFrog
Lee's_Austin: the terror network

what station?

That'd be FOX.


then nevermind.

 
Karma Chameleon 2008-01-06 04:56:45 PM  
Alphax: Another reason I'm glad to not have a cell phone.

Reminds me of the "Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own a TV" article from the Onion. Too lazy to find link.

 
firefly212 2008-01-06 04:57:29 PM  
Wheres that picture of the guy (tranny?) screaming leave britney alone?

 
studebaker hoch 2008-01-06 04:58:29 PM  
Yeah, that tranny is teh hotness.

 
HowlingFrog [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 05:02:02 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Infowars reprinting a breathlessly excited article by Paul Watson which was originally posted at PrisonPlanet?

If you'd have read the goddamn thing, you'd know that it was originally from Wired.

 
Jedekai 2008-01-06 05:02:45 PM  
Ahhh, conspiracy theory, separating the nut-jobs from the schizophrenics one stupid thread post at a time - also, the Illuminati is real, the Mormons really do own the (insert government organization here) and George Washington was secretly a member of the Redcoats.

This space left intentionally blank. Fnord.

Thanks guys, really.

tbn0.google.com

 
Leishu [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 05:04:48 PM  
For some reason, I didn't get past "Weird Al Qaeda" in the headline.

Basically I was just like "Wow! There's an anti-Jew Version too!"

 
id209 2008-01-06 05:06:54 PM  
www.hecklerspray.com

Leave Osama alone!!!

 
squeez cheez 2008-01-06 05:09:05 PM  
tkfourtwo1 - Ooooh BABY!!!

 
orclover 2008-01-06 05:15:27 PM  
czarangelus: The images speak for themselves.

They speak, and they say.....

i199.photobucket.com

So in an inderect way, you kinda have something in common.

 
thebpem 2008-01-06 05:17:55 PM  
From the RSS feed I read the headline as "Weird Al Qaeda," I don't know who weird Al Qaeda is...

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-01-06 05:18:39 PM  
czarangelus: The images speak for themselves.

Yes.
digilander.libero.it

 
One F Jef 2008-01-06 05:22:46 PM  
i hope the CIA signs up so they can finally start trying to figure out where Osama bin Laden is so they can kill him.

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2008-01-06 05:25:11 PM  
czarangelus: It's uncommon for Arab men to dye their beards, but when they do they usually use ochre

Where do you GET this nonsense?! Do you just make it up or do you find it on the same crackpot sites that focus on the gold rings on Osama's fingers?! Three secs of google tells me that you're talking out of your ass!


http://www.shariahprogram.ca/islam-qa-women/fiqh-of-hair-dye.shtml

"It is recommended for men to dye their hair and beard, even outside war". (Durr al-Mukhtar 5: 271)

"If a warrior (mujahid) used black hair dye in order to create awe and fear into the heart and mind of the enemy, then all the scholars agree that it is permissible" (al-Fatawa al-Hindiyya, 5/329).

"The final word regarding the using of black dye is that, it will not be considered unlawful (haram), although disliked (makruh). The prohibition in the Hadith will be understood to be confined in the situation when one uses it to deceive others". (Taqrir Tirmizi, 2/354).

But please....continue comparing fuzzy stills taken from taped-off-taped-off-digtal-off-taped videos and analyzing a language you don't speak and a culture about which you're ignorant. I'm sure somewhere in there you'll find the proof you're seeking.

/snicker

 
costas 2008-01-06 05:25:47 PM  
It's the slippery slope, mark my words. Today it's videos. Tomorrow, Al Qaeda wallpapers and ringtones. This time next week, late-night TV will be awash with adverts for premium rate services. "Text in your name and find out your infidel rating. Just £3 per text!"

 
orclover 2008-01-06 05:27:42 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: czarangelus: It's uncommon for Arab men to dye their beards, but when they do they usually use ochre

Where do you GET this nonsense?! Do you just make it up or do you find it on the same crackpot sites that focus on the gold rings on Osama's fingers?! Three secs of google tells me that you're talking out of your ass!


http://www.shariahprogram.ca/islam-qa-women/fiqh-of-hair-dye.shtml

"It is recommended for men to dye their hair and beard, even outside war". (Durr al-Mukhtar 5: 271)

"If a warrior (mujahid) used black hair dye in order to create awe and fear into the heart and mind of the enemy, then all the scholars agree that it is permissible" (al-Fatawa al-Hindiyya, 5/329).

"The final word regarding the using of black dye is that, it will not be considered unlawful (haram), although disliked (makruh). The prohibition in the Hadith will be understood to be confined in the situation when one uses it to deceive others". (Taqrir Tirmizi, 2/354).

But please....continue comparing fuzzy stills taken from taped-off-taped-off-digtal-off-taped videos and analyzing a language you don't speak and a culture about which you're ignorant. I'm sure somewhere in there you'll find the proof you're seeking.

/snicker


Now why did you have to go and do that? I was happy just taking cheap pot shots at his homesexuality but you have to come in here with your silly facts and logic to make a mokery of it all. For shame.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 05:30:17 PM  
"Look, it's me in an 80's movie!"

streaming.4ytv.com

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-01-06 05:30:25 PM  
orclover: homesexuality

He's sexually attracted to houses?

 
Gordon Bennett 2008-01-06 05:30:38 PM  
I knew if I put both their names in a GIS, I was bound to find something.

img46.imageshack.us

I was right. Terrifyingly so.

 
blick [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 05:30:51 PM  
i bet osama won't try to screw you like the riaa with a drm or a lawsuit if you try to copy the ringtone tho.

 
Ow My Balls 2008-01-06 05:32:02 PM  
A good photoshop would be to take the Scorpions' "Blackout" and morph her face into it.

 
low.dose 2008-01-06 05:32:21 PM  
Those crafty Al Qaedians what will they think of next?

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-01-06 05:38:54 PM  
Ow My Balls: A good photoshop would be to take the Scorpions' "Blackout" and morph her face into it.

There's a "Virgin Killer" joke in there somewhere, but I'm not touching it.

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2008-01-06 05:44:29 PM  
czarangelus: And please keep believing in a Yemeni ghost who is everywhere and nowhere, able to strike anywhere in the world at will, who is so powerful that he personally threatens the American way of life with his little militia of jihadi warriors.

Whew. That lil' hissyfit screed (in which you assign opinions to me which I do not actually hold) is surely the most solid rebuttal you can make to the facts I just posted. Good jorb.

/doublesnicker

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-01-06 05:44:46 PM  
img482.imageshack.us

"We iz in yur cel phone killin' yur minutz."

 
theorellior 2008-01-06 05:45:26 PM  
thebpem: From the RSS feed I read the headline as "Weird Al Qaeda," I don't know who Weird Al Qaeda is...

He's the guy who does those parody songs like "Smells Like Unwashed Hijab" and "Happiness is a Warm Kalashnikov".

 
Rippin Kitten 2008-01-06 05:46:24 PM  
The muslim threat is similar to a virus, and so it needs to be treated as such. To protect America, and more importantly to protect Isreal.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 05:47:42 PM  
I'm sorry, but the Britney ad is a deal breaker.

 
Turfshoe 2008-01-06 05:47:58 PM  
I am so glad that I am signed up for the verizon friends, family, and jihadists plan.

 
SoxSweepAgain 2008-01-06 05:58:08 PM  
czarangelus: Osama bin Laden is Emmanuel Goldenstein Begin your 2 Minute Hate, prole!

Yes, he is. The hateable, never-caught enemy that spews hatred against America.

/He's probably been dead for years, but in order to justify our ridiculous military budget, you need an enemy.

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-01-06 05:59:40 PM  
theorellior: He's the guy who does those parody songs like "Smells Like Unwashed Hijab" and "Happiness is a Warm Kalashnikov".

Angry Terrorist Polka!

 
AliasUndercover 2008-01-06 06:00:20 PM  
Double the terror.

 
HowlingFrog [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 06:02:53 PM  
Rippin Kitten: The muslim threat is similar to a virus, and so it needs to be treated as such. To protect America, and more importantly to protect Isreal.

Why is Israel more important to you than America?
And if Israel is so important to you, why can't you even spell it correctly?

/geez...

 
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