That's pretty low-class and offensive; her last two albums were horrible.

Can't they just stick to blowing up buildings geez...

Classic.

I already have OBL as my ringtone, so I'm afraid this would look like I was overdoing it.

Cant wait for the new rap ring tones, Like the classic:"blow dat biatch up!" and the unforgettable "gonna stone a biatch"

Ahhhhh I love the smell of Capitalism in the mid-afternoon.

They're using our technology against us! Like Independence Day! We're doomed! Doomed, I say!

I wonder if I can get Osama dubbed into French? That might give me some hope that we'll win this War on Terrahistimism.

Deveak

Cant wait for the new rap ring tones, Like the classic:"blow dat biatch up!" and the unforgettable "gonna stone a biatch"

Win.

Screw that, I've got an al CIAduh lunchbox. Comes with a Zombie OBL thermos and a boxcutter.

I thought the Geneva Conventions outlawed the use of Britney Spears.

This is asinine. Obviously, if al-Qaeda sends messages to our cell phones, the NSA would pin-point them in seconds. This is another Team Bush diversionary tactic. Al-Qaeda and Brittany Spears popped up in the news (again) suddenly over the last few days. We're about to get some bad news - probably about the economy - and we need to be paying attention to something completely unimportant.

Another reason I'm glad to not have a cell phone.

θα εσείς ακούστε εγώ τώρα ???
(can you hear me now???)

the terror network

what station?

/i'd watch.

Lee's_Austin: the terror network

what station?

That'd be FOX.

czarangelus: Al-Sahab is really a CIA propaganda source, proof

Infowars reprinting a breathlessly excited article by Paul Watson which was originally posted at PrisonPlanet?

This word "proof"....I don't think it means what you think it means.

HowlingFrog
Lee's_Austin: the terror network

what station?

That'd be FOX.

then nevermind.

Alphax: Another reason I'm glad to not have a cell phone.

Reminds me of the "Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own a TV" article from the Onion. Too lazy to find link.

Wheres that picture of the guy (tranny?) screaming leave britney alone?

Yeah, that tranny is teh hotness.

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Infowars reprinting a breathlessly excited article by Paul Watson which was originally posted at PrisonPlanet?

If you'd have read the goddamn thing, you'd know that it was originally from Wired.

Ahhh, conspiracy theory, separating the nut-jobs from the schizophrenics one stupid thread post at a time - also, the Illuminati is real, the Mormons really do own the (insert government organization here) and George Washington was secretly a member of the Redcoats.

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Thanks guys, really.

For some reason, I didn't get past "Weird Al Qaeda" in the headline.

Basically I was just like "Wow! There's an anti-Jew Version too!"

Leave Osama alone!!!

tkfourtwo1 - Ooooh BABY!!!

czarangelus: The images speak for themselves.

They speak, and they say.....



So in an inderect way, you kinda have something in common.

From the RSS feed I read the headline as "Weird Al Qaeda," I don't know who weird Al Qaeda is...

czarangelus: The images speak for themselves.

Yes.

i hope the CIA signs up so they can finally start trying to figure out where Osama bin Laden is so they can kill him.

czarangelus: It's uncommon for Arab men to dye their beards, but when they do they usually use ochre

Where do you GET this nonsense?! Do you just make it up or do you find it on the same crackpot sites that focus on the gold rings on Osama's fingers?! Three secs of google tells me that you're talking out of your ass!


http://www.shariahprogram.ca/islam-qa-women/fiqh-of-hair-dye.shtml

"It is recommended for men to dye their hair and beard, even outside war". (Durr al-Mukhtar 5: 271)

"If a warrior (mujahid) used black hair dye in order to create awe and fear into the heart and mind of the enemy, then all the scholars agree that it is permissible" (al-Fatawa al-Hindiyya, 5/329).

"The final word regarding the using of black dye is that, it will not be considered unlawful (haram), although disliked (makruh). The prohibition in the Hadith will be understood to be confined in the situation when one uses it to deceive others". (Taqrir Tirmizi, 2/354).

But please....continue comparing fuzzy stills taken from taped-off-taped-off-digtal-off-taped videos and analyzing a language you don't speak and a culture about which you're ignorant. I'm sure somewhere in there you'll find the proof you're seeking.

/snicker

It's the slippery slope, mark my words. Today it's videos. Tomorrow, Al Qaeda wallpapers and ringtones. This time next week, late-night TV will be awash with adverts for premium rate services. "Text in your name and find out your infidel rating. Just £3 per text!"

Bill_Wick's_Friend: czarangelus: It's uncommon for Arab men to dye their beards, but when they do they usually use ochre

Where do you GET this nonsense?! Do you just make it up or do you find it on the same crackpot sites that focus on the gold rings on Osama's fingers?! Three secs of google tells me that you're talking out of your ass!


http://www.shariahprogram.ca/islam-qa-women/fiqh-of-hair-dye.shtml

"It is recommended for men to dye their hair and beard, even outside war". (Durr al-Mukhtar 5: 271)

"If a warrior (mujahid) used black hair dye in order to create awe and fear into the heart and mind of the enemy, then all the scholars agree that it is permissible" (al-Fatawa al-Hindiyya, 5/329).

"The final word regarding the using of black dye is that, it will not be considered unlawful (haram), although disliked (makruh). The prohibition in the Hadith will be understood to be confined in the situation when one uses it to deceive others". (Taqrir Tirmizi, 2/354).

But please....continue comparing fuzzy stills taken from taped-off-taped-off-digtal-off-taped videos and analyzing a language you don't speak and a culture about which you're ignorant. I'm sure somewhere in there you'll find the proof you're seeking.

/snicker

Now why did you have to go and do that? I was happy just taking cheap pot shots at his homesexuality but you have to come in here with your silly facts and logic to make a mokery of it all. For shame.

"Look, it's me in an 80's movie!"

orclover: homesexuality

He's sexually attracted to houses?

I knew if I put both their names in a GIS, I was bound to find something.



I was right. Terrifyingly so.

i bet osama won't try to screw you like the riaa with a drm or a lawsuit if you try to copy the ringtone tho.

A good photoshop would be to take the Scorpions' "Blackout" and morph her face into it.

Those crafty Al Qaedians what will they think of next?

Ow My Balls: A good photoshop would be to take the Scorpions' "Blackout" and morph her face into it.

There's a "Virgin Killer" joke in there somewhere, but I'm not touching it.

czarangelus: And please keep believing in a Yemeni ghost who is everywhere and nowhere, able to strike anywhere in the world at will, who is so powerful that he personally threatens the American way of life with his little militia of jihadi warriors.

Whew. That lil' hissyfit screed (in which you assign opinions to me which I do not actually hold) is surely the most solid rebuttal you can make to the facts I just posted. Good jorb.

/doublesnicker

"We iz in yur cel phone killin' yur minutz."

thebpem: From the RSS feed I read the headline as "Weird Al Qaeda," I don't know who Weird Al Qaeda is...

He's the guy who does those parody songs like "Smells Like Unwashed Hijab" and "Happiness is a Warm Kalashnikov".

The muslim threat is similar to a virus, and so it needs to be treated as such. To protect America, and more importantly to protect Isreal.

I'm sorry, but the Britney ad is a deal breaker.

I am so glad that I am signed up for the verizon friends, family, and jihadists plan.

czarangelus: Osama bin Laden is Emmanuel Goldenstein Begin your 2 Minute Hate, prole!

Yes, he is. The hateable, never-caught enemy that spews hatred against America.

/He's probably been dead for years, but in order to justify our ridiculous military budget, you need an enemy.

theorellior: He's the guy who does those parody songs like "Smells Like Unwashed Hijab" and "Happiness is a Warm Kalashnikov".

Angry Terrorist Polka!

Double the terror.

Rippin Kitten: The muslim threat is similar to a virus, and so it needs to be treated as such. To protect America, and more importantly to protect Isreal.

Why is Israel more important to you than America?
And if Israel is so important to you, why can't you even spell it correctly?

/geez...