That's no reason to go off half-cocked.

Depends on what kind of bar you're into.

Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot...

Hey, they have a very strict dress code in there.

Lumoclear: Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot...

win

He won't be so ballsy next time.

Was the bouncers name Dawson?

/drtfa
//rip Dad

Was it a head shot?

So he's a marksman.

Lumoclear: Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot...

hahhhh.

Well, he won't have the balls to try that again!


/A pirate walks into a bar, with a tiny steering wheel protruding from his pants fly. The bartender says " Do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your fly?". The pirate says "Arrrrgh, it's driving me nuts!".

The bouncer was a bit premature.

Cue the "he didn't think his plan all the way through" pics.

Dunno about you guys, but sounds like my kind of bar.

I feel this sign should be higher up on the list.

Lumoclear: Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot...

Hahaha....Win for sure!

Fish in a Barrel: I feel this sign should be higher up on the list.

You stole my comment, but I refuse to says merely "This."

No man enter, one half man leave.

phukitol: Lumoclear: Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot...

or a:

(everytime as long as the safety is off)

Don't mess with the silver bullet.

Afterward, a witness heard several gun shots.

Holey Toledo!

He probably acted like a dick to the bouncer.

Shot glasses that may just get you shot.

I thought for sure someone would work in a picture of Hans Moleman getting a football in the groin...

/Nobody's gay for moleman.

A real bouncer dosen't need a gun.

86'd with a .45?

. 86
590 up, 56 down


To remove, end usage, or take something out or away. Despite ALL other posts suggestion the origion of this phrase there is only one true answer:

Chumley's, a famous and OLD New York speakeasy, is located at 86 Bedford St. During Prohibition, an enterance through an interior adjoing courtyard was used, as it provided privacy and discretion for customers.

As was (and is) a New York tradition, the cops were on the payroll of the bar and would give a ring to the bar that they were coming for a raid. The bartender would then give the command "86 everybody!", which meant that everyone should hightail it out the 86 Bedford enterance because the cops were coming in through the courtyard door.

"86 that light"

Well, that's -30- on the subject of 86.

You know, with any bar I tend to go to frequently because I like the place, I have always found the following to be helpful in avoiding this sort of thing:

1) Don't be an ass
2) Tip the staff
3) Get to know the staff's names - they're actual people and a lot of them are fun to talk to. It also gets you freebies.
4) Get to know the bouncers in a positive way
5) Go home when you've had enough

I don't know about you, but I'd much rather the bouncers smile at me and yell "Hey, Tom!" than shoot me in the nads.

Sign #752 that you're not welcome at the local bar: your regular seat has been moved into the bathroom.

Sign #681 that you're not welcome at the local bar: You ask for a beer and the barman gives you a Bud Lite.

Sign #294 that you're not welcome at the local bar: the hateful graffiti etched on the wall in front of the urinal describes you exactly.

As a resident of that neighborhood, I'm surprised the bouncer stopped at the groin. Normally, we aim a bit higher up the anatomy - someone let us down!

nutshot - FTW

Did he ask for a Colt 45?

Mr. T wouldn't have needed a gun.

/Dating myself?

BalugaJoe A real bouncer dosen't need a gun.

As a bouncer myself, I'm inclined to agree with you. But I'm from Toledo. I know the neighborhood this bar is in. While I'm not familiar with the bar itself, I know I wouldn't go into that neighborhood unarmed. You never think of Toledo, Ohio as gangland territory, and 95% of the city is completely safe. But that particular neighborhood is one of the few areas in the city that is pretty dangerous ghetto. Bars on the windows of houses, crackheads on every corner, etc. No doubt this bouncer carried a gun because he felt he HAD to, and he probably shot the guy to avoid being shot himself.

Lumoclear

Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot...

Man walks into a fark thread and sees it's already over.

See, I'd've thought that getting some high velocity lead in the yambag would rate much higher than #483.

Bouncer always asks me for a cover charge.

"Cover? I thought this bar had no cover charge," I ask.

"Ugly tax."