Then again, if you're the type of person who thinks siphoning jet fuel will make your car fly, then maybe it's understandable.

Then, of course, I found this:
following a security breath in which he allegedly bolted past guards and into the cockpit of an Air Canada Jazz

What exactly is a security breath?

then again, maybe it's a great idea, and everyone was too stupid to realize the sheer genius that this individual possessed?

Well when your resume doesn't get answered sometime you just gotta audition.

He had obviously stayed at a Holiday Inn Express the night before

angrymacface: What exactly is a security breath?

A way to see if you're under the inlfuence of vodak?.

I'm not too concerned about flight security. I'm quite confident nobody will empty a full size tube of toothpaste on my head when I'm sleeping.

Still have to be wary of someone with many travel size tubes of toothpaste, though.

lol

I imagine it was just done on a lark.

No harm no foul I say, so I hope they don't punish him to badly. Maybe a fine and some service hours or something.

No peanuts you say?! I will fly us to them!

That lucky bastard!

He go charged with mischief ... I've always wanted to be convicted of mischief so I can put it on all my resumes.

Cockpit is a funny word.

/TIA

angrymacface: Then again, if you're the type of person who thinks siphoning jet fuel will make your car fly, then maybe it's understandable.

Then, of course, I found this:
following a security breath in which he allegedly bolted past guards and into the cockpit of an Air Canada Jazz

What exactly is a security breath?

I think it's aboot time that you stop making fun of the way us Canucks speak, eh?

In other news, there's an airline called "Air Canada Jazz". I'll bet the flight is pretty smooth.

needs help in the cockpit

angrymacface: Then again, if you're the type of person who thinks siphoning jet fuel will make your car fly, then maybe it's understandable.

Then, of course, I found this:
following a security breath in which he allegedly bolted past guards and into the cockpit of an Air Canada Jazz

What exactly is a security breath?

It's what you take after wearing yourself out doing the Safety Dance.

/Everyone look at your hands.

I call shenanigans on no illegal substances involved.

/test again there you crazy Canucks

Passenger to pilot: "Hey hosehead, take off, eh?"

What airline calls itself Jazz?

fark whatever special era you're talking about. Hijacking planes is as old as commercial flight.

Can't believe I'm the first..

/agrees

Isn't it great that someone committing mischief on a plane was taken to COURT and charged with MISCHIEF. If it had been in the US, the Department of Homeland Insecurity would have ignored his rights and taken him away for interrogation for a month.

If there were Middle-Eastern men on the plain this is OK. You can point to the Arabs, blame them and then any bat-shiat crazy thing you do on an airplane is acceptable.

"Don't tase me bro!"

jmsvrsn: If there were Middle-Eastern men on the plain this is OK.

If there were middle-eastern men on the plain, I would've slammed on the breaks!

Air Canada Jazz - motto "I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten..."


/Too obscure..?

Good thing he wasn't speaking Polish, and doubleplusgood that the RCMP didn't get to him first.

"I only fark with female pilots cuz they got the illest cockpits" Tonedeff



lolll

If he knew of the Gimli Glider he'd realize Air Canada might not have jetfuel...
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FTA - "Police say no drugs were involved..."

So basically, this is just one seriously effed-up (dollars to donuts) white boy... what a farking loser. Someone please beat, or taze some sense into him.

This makes me thing of the time my pilot came back to yell at some woman complaining about our taking off late. He yelled at her "We can be on time and on fire, or be a little late and land in LA in with everybody alive, you make the choice!"

SamTana: Air Canada Jazz - motto "I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten..."

I thought it was "if you're flying with us it's usually because no one else will fly this route. Would you like to buy a 6" Subway sub for $5?"

So what happened to the guards he bolted past? Did they just say Eh? and stand there leaving the Jazz Man to tackle and tie up the guy? Nice work there...

Were there any snakes on the plane? Cause you know, he might just have needed to shake them all to the bottom.