Any Brits out there care to enlighten us across-the-pond -ers as to just who the Hell this guy is?

all i know about this guy is he farked lindsay lohan.

but really, who hasn't?

?
And I watch BBC America a lot.

FTFA
"members of the public"

How do I become a member? What perks does membership offer? Is there a special name badge or ID card for being a member of the public?

I just Googled him and I still can't figure out who he is.

/insomnia's a biatch

Don't know who he is either, but apparently he is kinda smelly?

British equivalent of Johnny Fairplay. He's famous for being famous.

You are a poor Googler MadAzza.

From the Wikipedia article, I'll construct a U.S. based equivilent:

"Former-model/Participant of multiple VH1 reality shows whose parents were Terry Bradshaw and Suzanne Summers"

Colowned.

He's 26 and bald. Swoon.

St. Mungo?
Man, they'll canonize anyone.

I really hate to admit this, but for the winter holiday, I got a bottle of cologne designed by a certain B-list Spainiard... and it actually wasn't half bad. Not nearly as nasty as the Old Spice my wife's Grandfather insists on unloading onto every male relative every year, regardless of protest.

/Homeless shelter here won't take it, either.
//Still not as bad as "Brut" or "Canoe"
///Keep that English Leather away from me!

Are they talking about the Spice Girlz?

/drtfa

Son of a famous UK footballer, model, now a reality TV star in UK and thusly UK tabloid fodder.

Not a bad looking bloke. Grateful he's keeping his cyclone of suck over there.

Mongo like candy!

Best is expected to be followed by cameras for his own reality show later this year.

He should call his next cologne 'Fail'.

I am making cologne in my bathroom sink. And i am getting a kick out of these replies.

our homeless in canada drink certain brands of aftershave for there alchohol content

me a fireman for 27yrs ,cops have seen it firsthand

johnpiercy: our homeless in canada drink certain brands of aftershave for there alchohol content

me a fireman for 27yrs ,cops have seen it firsthand

It's common here with mouthwash. Just as potent as whisky, far cheaper.

And leaves you minty fresh!

Princess Queef: all i know about this guy is he farked lindsay lohan.

but really, who hasn't?

I haven't, is there a signup sheet or a waiting room or something?

My wandering eye caught this:

Spearritt demands bigger breasts for toy doll

As a favor to certain Farkers here's the link:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/cult/a83054/spearritt-demands-bigger-breasts-for-to y -doll.html

From TFA:
"...It's unlikely that his smell will ever sell again."

Nah. in-laws will give as a gift for years to come.

dletter: You are a poor Googler MadAzza.

From the Wikipedia article, I'll construct a U.S. based equivilent:

"Former-model/Participant of multiple VH1 reality shows whose parents were Terry Bradshaw and Suzanne Summers"

Yes, I got that. Like I said, I still don't know who he is. "Who he is" in this context means "why the hell he's a celebrity and has a cologne named for him."

St. Mungo founded Glasgow and is its patron Saint. That's pretty cool.

desolationrow: St. Mungo founded Glasgow and is its patron Saint. That's pretty cool.

Fittingly, also the patron saint of people accused of adultery.

What would be funnier is if the homeless would reject it as well and refuse to wear it.

Saint Mongo?

PhiloeBedoe: Any Brits out there care to enlighten us across-the-pond -ers as to just who the Hell this guy is?

I'm not a Brit but I can tell you he's George Best's son. George Best the footballer who died recently after his new liver said "no".

He should have to wear the scent of the homeless now.

Kidney.

I've been trying to think of fugly American actors who could have their own brand of cologne.

Jack Black
Steve Buscemi
Brian Dennehy
Abe Vigoda
Christopher Walken
Mickey Rourke

Now there's some guys you want to smell like.

I can't help but wonder who the homeless will "regift "it to.

He looks like Carson Daly.

staplermofo: St. Mungo?
Man, they'll canonize anyone.

His birth name was Kentigern. Mungo means "Dear one"

/Patron saint of my home city
//Liked candy

Mostly 'famous' in the US for having 'dated' Lindsay Lohan. He looks disturbingly like an ex of mine who turned out to be an abusive psychopath, which might go some way to explaining my fiery hatred for him. Also, he's famous for being famous, which really grinds my gears.

Kentigern?
Man, they'll canonize anyone.

staplermofo: Kentigern?
Man, they'll canonize anyone.

Lol

Eau de Abe Vigoda -- now there's a concept. Calum is the son of Brit footballer Georgie Best. He's probably best noted for describing Lindsay Lohan as "dynamite in bed." No word from Lilo on what Calum would smell like.

dletter: You are a poor Googler MadAzza.

From the Wikipedia article, I'll construct a U.S. based equivilent:

"Former-model/Participant of multiple VH1 reality shows whose parents were Terry Bradshaw and Suzanne Summers"

Let me add to my previous comment that I do appreciate the UK-U.S. worthless "celebrity" translation. Didn't mean to seem ungracious.

So in one posted photo he's a bald/shaved (not that there's anything wrong with that) trollish-looking, homely lad, and in another he's a fine-looking young man. Make-up and lighting?

MAYORBOB: Eau de Abe Vigoda -- now there's a concept.

Hey, do you smell Fish?

St Mungo's, huh? I hear they have some interesting snakebite cures in there.

When I first read the headline I thought they were refering to Bruce Campbell and Old Spice....guess this is the British equivalent...

Calum Best's next job interview:

Manager: Can you say, "Would you like to super-size that?"
Calum Best: What?

wyckydwytch: When I first read the headline I thought they were refering to Bruce Campbell and Old Spice....guess this is the British equivalent...

I actually like the new Old Spice deodorant combined with Nautica for a cologne. I know mixing scents is kind of funky, but I've gotten nothing but compliments from females about it.

He's only famous because of his last name. He's the son of one of the greatest English soccer players that ever lived. He was also one of the most legendary drunks that ever lived.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: MAYORBOB: Eau de Abe Vigoda -- now there's a concept.

Hey, do you smell Fish?

I LOLed.

Heh.

I like pig pheromones. They don't smell very much, so I used to mix them with lynx or brute or some shiat.
Subconsciously though, they smell a lot. Really a lot. Makes the ladies go mental. Had 3 in one night thanks to my little bottle of University Property. Sadly I can't get any of it anymore. If you can get hold of it, seems to work best applied directly to skin around the armpits, face and groin (Oh Yes! Apply directly to groin, trust me :) ). Be warned, i did have a couple of gay guys come on to me at one point, so it may work in...shall we say...unexpected ways.

namegoeshere: St Mungo's, huh? I hear they have some interesting snakebite cures in there.

Glad to see that I am not the only one who's mind instantly went to the HP Universe. :)

historywench: namegoeshere: St Mungo's, huh? I hear they have some interesting snakebite cures in there.

Glad to see that I am not the only one who's mind instantly went to the HP Universe. :)

No, mine went there too.