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(BBC) Amusing Colombia's laziness museum hopes people will bother to come   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 42
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staplermofo [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 06:28:56 AM  
I suppose you'd need a museum for laziness anywhere, it'd be in the land of coffee and cocaine.

 
staplermofo [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 06:30:31 AM  
staplermofo: I suppose you'd need a museum for laziness anywhere, it'd be in the land of coffee and cocaine.

You forgot "if", you illiterate son of a whore!
Maybe if your Mom wasn't so busy sucking my wang she'd've taught you some grammar!

 
z_gringo [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 07:34:41 AM  
staplermofo: you illiterate son of a whore!

Multiple personality disorder? Or are you just trying to save someone the time?

 
staplermofo [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 07:36:32 AM  
z_gringo: Multiple personality disorder? Or are you just trying to save someone the time?

I just missed being able to be mean to someone.

 
angrymacface [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 08:24:25 AM  
staplermofo: z_gringo: Multiple personality disorder? Or are you just trying to save someone the time?

I just missed being able to be mean to someone.


Well, you can be mean to me. I'm fun like that.

 
staplermofo [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 08:35:53 AM  
angrymacface: Well, you can be mean to me. I'm fun like that.

Hey, thanks!
You stupid, so...
...
Mods, will this hold up in bannination court?

 
angrymacface [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 08:52:29 AM  
Laziness: I am now going to sing the entire score of Pirates of Penz... awww, fark it! I'm going to bed.

Stupidity: $(Hot chick or dude) invited me over for some "alone" time... awww, fark it! I'm too tired, I'm gonna sleep.

 
haplo53 2008-01-06 09:31:46 AM  
"New York Mets sending memorabilia from their 2007 season."

 
rottenteeth 2008-01-06 09:37:59 AM  
laziness rul

 
Batewoman 2008-01-06 09:39:38 AM  
lol social issues implied in taking a nap.

I'm going to bring down society right now. Wake me up in an hour.

 
AlphaNumericus 2008-01-06 09:41:36 AM  
I was too lazy to post something intelligent in this thread.

 
Ow My Balls 2008-01-06 09:42:07 AM  
Jim Gaffigan and Chick McGee approve, but will not bother to visit.

 
Wigwam For a Goose's Bridle 2008-01-06 09:42:13 AM  
Meh.

 
desolationrow 2008-01-06 09:49:27 AM  
Working hard at things you like to do is the opposite of laziness too, and way more fun. Work is a 4 letter word, but not always a swear.

 
dervish16108 2008-01-06 09:52:43 AM  
staplermofo: will this hold up in bannination court?

Doesn't Judge Greg Mathis host that show?

 
Yoleus [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-06 10:12:08 AM  
zzz

 
fappomatic 2008-01-06 10:15:15 AM  
y wif swrs I' te lazst btard n th unise.

I fl t se he pblem wit ths.

 
Cyborg77 2008-01-06 10:35:35 AM  
Colorado donated the janitor from the Museum of Tolerance:

www.spscriptorium.com

 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros 2008-01-06 10:36:13 AM  
That's what they said about the semen museum, too.

 
camelclub [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 10:46:56 AM  
Every modern convenience is a gadget of lazy. The old fashioned way was really labor intensive and took initiative to get anything done.

I think I'll go have some powdered strawberry flavored pasteurized homogenized milk.

/lazy count:
-did not plow land
-did not plant stawberrys
-did not pick strawberrys
-did not grind/freeze or dry stawberrys
-did not raise cow
-did not feed cow
-did not milk cow
-did not separate cream from milk
-did not pasteurize milk
-did not make a clay pot or fire a glass jar to
store milk
//I was too lazy. But not too lazy to ramble on endlessly and bore the happless readers out of 2 minutes of their lives on a Sunday morning, those who chose to read the internets and not open the Sunday newspaper for their daily reading of the current events. And on and on....

 
Nullav 2008-01-06 10:50:46 AM  
fappomatic: y wif swrs I' te lazst btard n th unise.

I fl t se he pblem wit ths.


img87.imageshack.us

I'd like to buy an 'O'.

 
rancidPlasma 2008-01-06 10:56:17 AM  
Is that museum staffed by union workers?

 
Shakespeare's Monkey 2008-01-06 11:00:07 AM  
farm2.static.flickr.com

I found a picture of the museum.

 
fappomatic 2008-01-06 11:18:34 AM  
Nullav Sorry....I don't feel like posting a response.

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-06 11:26:05 AM  
Would someone please read the article and post a response for me?
Kthxbye....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 
Thats Hedley 2008-01-06 11:48:41 AM  
To lazy to RTFA.

 
PlantMan 2008-01-06 11:50:56 AM  
Is there a computer endlessly updating Fark.com? Otherwise, the curator missed a trick...

 
whammer 2008-01-06 11:51:28 AM  
i2.photobucket.com

Quit your job and Slack off. While doubling your income and getting lots of hot sex. Plus eternal salvation or TRIPLE your money back.

 
I Am A Leaf On the Wind 2008-01-06 11:53:40 AM  
Cyborg77: Colorado donated the janitor from the Museum of Tolerance:

So sleepy...

 
echomike23 2008-01-06 12:08:09 PM  
I'm lazy, so im....ge....whatever....

 
Suicidal Writer 2008-01-06 12:11:45 PM  
Fred Thompson should be the curator.

 
pnhfitz 2008-01-06 12:14:53 PM  
www.romanvirdi.com

 
Empress of Blandings Castle 2008-01-06 12:16:12 PM  
I came here to post something witty and insightful. But I'm late for my nap...

 
theflatline 2008-01-06 12:30:15 PM  
from the country with:

1. Two hour lunches.
2. 13 three day weekends in the yeear
3. Tintera = the little old lady whose job it is to make coffee and bring it to you at work
4. Countless Festivals
5. 15 minute business man's mass, salvation for the busy
6. Maids in even the poorest house

And that is to name a few. I really learned how to be lazy when I was there.

Magic pixie dust two dollars a gram
Call girls delivered
Taxis cheap to anywhere

I love my dual citizenship

 
trapped-in-CH 2008-01-06 12:35:00 PM  
*I* am the museum to laziness. poseurs.

 
jdeptford 2008-01-06 01:03:29 PM  
I would go... but I cant be arsed.

 
Ghastly [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 01:29:37 PM  
tl;dr

 
T-Luv 2008-01-06 01:47:39 PM  
Thats Hedley: To lazy to RTFA.

that should be "two" lazy to RTFA. the grammur nazis are lerking. luuk alyyve.

 
Tanthalas39 2008-01-06 02:29:44 PM  
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

 
perdu 2008-01-06 03:37:17 PM  
Isn't this here site a museum to laziness?

 
Richard Saunders 2008-01-06 03:44:19 PM  
Get a job.

/lazy freakin' hippie wannabes
//that is all

 
The Morans Guy 2008-01-06 04:30:27 PM  
+1 for not spelling Colombia with a U

 
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