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(Guardian.com) Interesting Irish police demand tasers to control disobedient citizens. Don't tase me, bragh   (observer.guardian.co.uk) divider line 45
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odubhain 2008-01-06 03:02:10 AM  
you mean british police

 
wejash [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 03:42:18 AM  
odubhain: you mean british police

The British newspaper ain't claimin' them...

Cops without a Country?

 
Egon Spengler 2008-01-06 03:51:59 AM  
Subby fails at basic reading comp.


The N. Irish forces are purchasing a few tasers, because the Garda (that's the Catholics on the rest of Ireland,) already have them.

 
Sahrial 2008-01-06 03:53:29 AM  
Sunday... bloody Sunday.

 
fataldemon 2008-01-06 03:53:50 AM  
everybody should get tasered

 
SharkUW 2008-01-06 03:55:22 AM  
Do the Brits actually spell authorisation with an S or is that a typo in the article?

/colOr mother farkers

 
drharmful 2008-01-06 04:04:29 AM  
img107.imageshack.us

/almost approves of this thread (but no cigar)

 
Einsamvarg 2008-01-06 04:04:37 AM  
SharkUW: Do the Brits actually spell authorisation with an S or is that a typo in the article?

Yes, they spell it that way. Don't be such a chav.

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 04:07:04 AM  
Egon Spengler: Subby fails at basic reading comp.


The N. Irish forces are purchasing a few tasers, because the Garda (that's the Catholics on the rest of Ireland,) already have them.


Religion has nothing to do with it. The PSNI is in Northern Ireland, the Republic of Ireland is policed by An Garda Siochana. The Guarda to have Tasers available. Their acquisition was in part influenced by the death of John Carthy.

 
BrainRotMenacer [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 04:11:01 AM  
Einsamvarg: SharkUW: Do the Brits actually spell authorisation with an S or is that a typo in the article?

Yes, they spell it that way. Don't be such a chav.


Are chavs known for their spelling critiquing?

 
necro_steve 2008-01-06 04:13:36 AM  
Still waiting for that taser tag...

 
srtpointman 2008-01-06 04:14:23 AM  
Either way, the headline made me chuckle. DNRTFA

 
Anagrammer 2008-01-06 04:15:24 AM  
odubhain: you mean british police

Are you suggesting the headline should go bragh-less?

 
Egon Spengler 2008-01-06 04:15:26 AM  
are you forgetting the 1913 uprising?

Its a nationalist/religous embroglio, original comment stands.


Jameson = Catholic ; Bushmills = Protestant

Sure its a generalization, but to deny the clear link between fervent religious belief and ardent nationalism in this conflict is intellectually dishonest.

 
moothemagiccow 2008-01-06 04:15:41 AM  
Not Irish per se, but whatever. Don't these guys lack guns as it is? What's the point of the taser? Foreign youtube action?

 
Richard Pye 2008-01-06 04:15:57 AM  
From The Article -

The Northern Ireland Human Rights Commission (NIHRC) meanwhile has claimed Tasers could potentially violate Articles 2 and 3 of the European Convention on Human Rights concerning inhumane treatment and the right to life.

Holy Crap! Makes tasers sound very dangerous. But in reality the alternative is (meant to be) guns. So I vote YES on tasers.

Bro, tase me.

 
Einsamvarg 2008-01-06 04:17:29 AM  
BrainRotMenacer: Are chavs known for their spelling critiquing?

Moreso, I expect, than the average yob.

 
wejash [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 04:25:13 AM  
Richard Pye:
Holy Crap! Makes tasers sound very dangerous. But in reality the alternative is (meant to be) guns. So I vote YES on tasers.

Bro, tase me.


If they copy our Barney Fifes, they'll be using tasers in lieu of a tap on the shoulder to get attention. That might perhaps be the concern. Ya think?

 
Enrico Pallazzo 2008-01-06 04:26:28 AM  
Egon Spengler: are you forgetting the 1913 uprising? ....

If you're referring to the Easter uprising, it was in 1916. April 24-30th to be exact.

 
tgambitg [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 04:30:50 AM  
Anagrammer: odubhain: you mean british police

Are you suggesting the headline should go bragh-less?


As long as it turns into a hot redhead named Erin, yes.

 
thestr1ker 2008-01-06 04:35:19 AM  
BrainRotMenacer: Are chavs known for their spelling critiquing?

I've heard they rip the heads off of live babies and feed them to mØØse.

 
Sluggard Stone 2008-01-06 04:37:02 AM  
Sahrial: Sunday... bloody Sunday.

I laughed, and then the song got stuck in my head.

 
dumb_n00b 2008-01-06 04:39:00 AM  
drharmful: /almost approves of this thread (but no cigar)

That man is Scottish, is he not?

 
scape 2008-01-06 04:42:23 AM  
feckingmorons: Religion has nothing to do with it. The PSNI is in Northern Ireland, the Republic of Ireland is policed by An Garda Siochana. The Guarda to have Tasers available. Their acquisition was in part influenced by the death of John Carthy.

I'm one who considers himself relatively uncultured in world politics, but even I know that everything in Ireland, be it peaceful or otherwise, is motived by religion. The segregation there is as hateful and probably more ignorant than the south with slaves.

I actually worked in a volunteer program with an older gentleman from Ireland (came to the US to volunteer at age 50) who says people are still tortured and murdered because of their religion, and that the IRA is still as dominant as ever no matter what the press says. He lost family members in bombings as recently as two or three years ago.. Religion is the lifeblood of northern and southern Ireland.

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 04:54:00 AM  
scape: feckingmorons: Religion has nothing to do with it. The PSNI is in Northern Ireland, the Republic of Ireland is policed by An Garda Siochana. The Guarda to have Tasers available. Their acquisition was in part influenced by the death of John Carthy.

I'm one who considers himself relatively uncultured in world politics, but even I know that everything in Ireland, be it peaceful or otherwise, is motived by religion. The segregation there is as hateful and probably more ignorant than the south with slaves.

I actually worked in a volunteer program with an older gentleman from Ireland (came to the US to volunteer at age 50) who says people are still tortured and murdered because of their religion, and that the IRA is still as dominant as ever no matter what the press says. He lost family members in bombings as recently as two or three years ago.. Religion is the lifeblood of northern and southern Ireland.


OK thanks, I guess being from there and working most of the year there I missed all that. You are completely right everyone in Ireland is R.C and everyone in NI is COI.


What bombing 2 or 3 years ago? You have no clue what you are talikng about.


There is no 'southern Ireland' they are two fecking different countries.


 
vitustinnitus 2008-01-06 05:12:47 AM  
feckingmorons while i only lived there for about four months, i'm gonna have to agree with you there.

the only time i ever felt tension was in northern ireland. people in the republic didn't seem to care at all.

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 05:16:24 AM  

Some of the older people are still set in their ways, but I don't really worry about the 80 year old guys blowin up the trashcans.




So Dirmaud goes to Confession and tells the priest that he set fire to two train cars on the Norther Irish Rail.

The priest thinks for an moment, and says ... "Well Dirmaud my boy, that is a terrible sin indeed. For your pennance go and do the Stations.


 
SquirrelHill 2008-01-06 05:16:53 AM  
From the world of nonsequitur weirdness, I give you a Google Image Search result for 'irish taser':
www.laineygossip.com

 
Egon Spengler 2008-01-06 05:34:15 AM  
Enrico Pallazzo Egon Spengler: are you forgetting the 1913 uprising? ....

If you're referring to the Easter uprising, it was in 1916. April 24-30th to be exact.


Yessir, you are correct. A quick internet reference check would have saved me... thanks

 
Cormee 2008-01-06 05:51:06 AM  
It's the North of Ireland (British territory) so as a couple of posters have already pointed out they would probably consider themselves British, and would most definitely not speak Irish (yes, that's right, the language is Irish *not* gaelic).

Still a nice headline though.

/didn't realise the Gardai already had tasers.

 
Commie Nazi Terrorist 2008-01-06 06:54:19 AM  
First, they stripped every person of their guns. Now, they want to taser "disobedient citizens" aka citizens who expresses disagreement with the government. This will not end well for the Irish.

 
Kazuya 2008-01-06 07:03:13 AM  
Cormee Quote 2008-01-06 05:51:06 AM
It's the North of Ireland (British territory) so as a couple of posters have already pointed out they would probably consider themselves British, and would most definitely not speak Irish (yes, that's right, the language is Irish *not* gaelic).

Still a nice headline though.

/didn't realise the Gardai already had tasers.


In fairness they probably have one set gathering dust in a box in Templemore after some court recommendation. The Gards have a lot of crap (like spikes for cars) they don't get around to using.

 
Hypnosphere 2008-01-06 07:28:36 AM  
The Gards don't need tasers they've still got this guy.

 
Facetious_Speciest 2008-01-06 09:04:33 AM  
Cormee

yes, that's right, the language is Irish *not* gaelic).

Exonym! Tar éis an tsaoil, a dhearbhú gurb é is iontamhail i mBearla do teanga a bheidh sonraithe i nGaeilge...fan nóiméad or bomaite...

Ach ina dhiaidh sin, is iomaí nair Deutsche/Dutch/German i mBearla...teanga falsa...

/didn't realise the Gardai already had tasers.

They only started a few months ago. I don't think your average Garda has them, just their emergency response guys. I think they want to avoid the "mental fella in Longford executed by Gardaí" sort of thing.

 
mark12A 2008-01-06 09:07:13 AM  
Sunday... bloody Sunday.

Sunday... zappy Sunday

 
ImJustaTroll 2008-01-06 09:16:07 AM  
The alternative to a taser is not a gun. If you bring a taser to a gun fight, you're going to get shot.

The alternative to a taser is common sense.

No wonder so many cops use tasers instead.

 
IKillBugs 2008-01-06 09:20:24 AM  
necro_steve: Still waiting for that taser tag...

That would be AWESOME!!!!

I can see it now... TAZER TAG outlets in every suburban strip mall. The gift shop would sell fresh souvenir underwear imprinted with "I pissed myself at Bob's Tazer Tag". A big screen tv would show the current matches at the bar next door. This could be bigger than Monday Night Football!

 
foxyg 2008-01-06 09:23:00 AM  
Don't shillelagh me bro.

 
pendy16 2008-01-06 09:39:27 AM  
Great headline, bragh

 
Swede 2008-01-06 10:22:20 AM  
Is there ANY holiday that David Hasselhoff CAN'T make better?

I submit to you that there is not.

 
Cosmic Crab 2008-01-06 10:26:38 AM  
i65.photobucket.com

 
Gridlock 2008-01-06 10:28:21 AM  
Yeah, they want to apply a TASER spark to people who have a diet mainly consisting of Whiskey and potato starches?

BOOM!

I hope they have a scoop and a mop in their police cars.

 
Ed Finnerty 2008-01-06 10:47:46 AM  
Used to be hand-grenades. Count your blessings.

 
studebaker hoch 2008-01-06 01:29:34 PM  
Everybody gets tased!

tased tased tased tased tased tased tased tased tased ta-tased!

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2008-01-06 03:48:58 PM  
Commie Nazi Terrorist: First, they stripped every person of their guns. Now, they want to taser "disobedient citizens" aka citizens who expresses disagreement with the government. This will not end well for the Irish.

They never stripped me of my gun. It is still in my house in Cork City. It is an old shotgun.

 
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