Yee haw, and such.

You might not be a redneck if you fail to work an outhouse (or pick-up truck) into every headline.

Conway Twitty just might tell that he likes your tight fitting jeans.

Wait a minute...

Got the bulls back.
Got the truck back.

Clearly, someone's been playing a country song backward!

Let me know when they find the dog and the wife.

That's racist.

Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

Well, there goes the barbecue.

Subby, I've got to hand it to you, this is one of the best headlines I've seen in a very long time. Very well done.

/It's lamb, subby

Speaker2Animals

Actually its IS lam.

lam2 /læm/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[lam] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, lammed, lam·ming. Slang.
-noun 1. a hasty escape; flight.
-verb (used without object) 2. to run away quickly; escape; flee: I'm going to lam out of here as soon as I've finished.
-Idioms3. on the lam, escaping, fleeing, or hiding, esp. from the police: He's been on the lam ever since he escaped from jail.
4. take it on the lam, to flee or escape in great haste: The swindler took it on the lam and was never seen again.


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[Origin: 1885-90; special use of lam1. Compare beat it! be off!]
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.


/dictionarypwned

global wombats: Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

Dunno what that's from, but it sounds funny.

Rodeos are redneck? Discuss

Rodeos are redneck? Discuss

They may not be redneck...but they are an awesome good time.



/oops..my redneck might be showing/

/I think subby's bigotneck is showing more like it./

Anton Chigurh: global wombats: Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

Dunno what that's from, but it sounds funny.

I hope they throw his hatless ass in jail


/simpsons did it

Egon Spengler:

I'll bet he was actually making reference to a thread last week where the headline had it as "lamb" and just about everyone who commented added //it's lam, subby to their posts.

//TMYK

/dictionarypwned

/farkivepwned

FTFY

Speaker2Animals: /dictionarypwned

/farkivepwned

FTFY

This is what I came here to see. And I was not disappointed. In fact, it was better than I expected.

So they went from no bull to plenty of bull in 24 hours,

Sorry, all I got

A step cousin of mine did time for cattle rustlin in the 70's. In rural Florida. He got style points from the locals for using a Ford Mustang to herd the cattle. He later died putting his car into a wall at over a hundred miles per hour. His brothers kept the empty Bud bottles from the car as momentos.

/ah-yup

thestr1ker, that's a pretty fancy Nascar tattoo she's got on her breast. HAWT. Might just be enough to make me bat for the other team.

Speaker2Animals: Egon Spengler

It's Lamb, subby

In the meantime, please be on the lookout for a while Caucasian lamb. He is reported to be unarmed and considered to be delicious.

/on his way to become Radar's little brother.

subby is a douschbag

do you call inner city dark skinned youths successful and attractive african americans too?

prick.

Maybe he was trying to get them to Florida before October? (he he)

Maybe he was trying to sell them as fake Grouper?

Aw sorry wrong threads

dbirchall

Clearly, someone's been playing a country song backward.

Let me know when they find the dog and the wife.

This.

Speaker2Animals: Egon Spengler

It's Lamb, subby

I caught it the first time around.

\Maybe cause I was going to do that. Nice work.

Egon Spengler: [Origin: 1885-90; special use of lam1. Compare beat it! be off!]

Well, it's a little early in the morning for me, but OK...

Submitter, you seriously need to learn the difference between a redneck and a hillbilly. May I suggest you sharpen your vocabulary skills before submitting future headlines?

* Rednecks are commonly defined as white working class people; therefore, if you're white and you work for a living you're a redneck, too.

* Hillbillies typically live in a shack or cabin in the mountains or out in middle of nowhere with few social skills or even a TV.

/I'll take my chances with a redneck any day rather than with a hillbilly or a swamp dwelling Cajun.

Not staple, DUCT TAPE.

Speaker2Animals 2008-01-06 05:35:58 AM
/It's lamb, subby


Actually LAME woud be more accurate.

So what do you city slickers steal ?

A Spine? a backbone?

Self reliance? self sufficiency?

Yeah, vespa and Segway pilots who think carrots grow on trees and chicken and steaks come from the grocery store are MUCH cooler than " rednecks"

sheesh