Carmen Electra's beer, huh? Hadn't realized that was such a common point of interest. Her breasts, I can see that, but her beer? Honestly?

Yeah, but has he seen her lately?

/shudder

he's gay

/not that there is...etc, etc

SO... TMZ or Maxim hiring then?

Now if it weren't designed for a ADHD person on caffeine and sugar, I might be able to read it. and might actually buy it.

/for the articles, you know.

Maxim sucks

I mean, I guess her boobs are still nice...

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/12/carmen_electra_is_cleavagey_bu.php?bfm_index= 1

All reality though, she is a horrible professional. Booked her for an appearance at the casino I worked at a few years ago, biatch never even showed even though the rest of the cast did (filming the movie "Wet Works" with Judge Reinhold)... but still had her agent demand payment.

People still read Maxim?

How can he live with himself, working for a magazine based around pictures of non-naked women which have been completely over-processed? I mean, over-processed pictures of naked women would be bad enough, but non-naked is completely crazy.

Raise your hand if you buy maxim.

I can haz good ole dayz?

Seacop: Maxim sucks

Thank you.

I've only read part of one Maxim story. It was all I needed to understand that Maxim is the Entertainment Tonight for men.

Insulting and trivial at best.

/Someone at my job leaves Esquire magazines in the stalls. Sure, I'll read anything while taking a shiat. However, reading how I can dress up on casual Fridays by wearing a farking suit kind of makes me ill.
//Yeah. I still read it. I'll read anything while taking a shiat.

Since Maxim (USA) fired Jimmy Jelnik the mag has s*cked. Sorry, all the sponsored links in the world can't put this broken spank rag back together.

Thank you.

I've only read part of one Maxim story. It was all I needed to understand that Maxim is the Entertainment Tonight for men.

Insulting and trivial at best.

/Someone at my job leaves Esquire magazines in the stalls. Sure, I'll read anything while taking a shiat. However, reading how I can dress up on casual Fridays by wearing a farking suit kind of makes me ill.
//Yeah. I still read it. I'll read anything while taking a shiat.

It was good in 1998 when I was 19. Since then I seem to have grown up.

As much as Carmen has slipped down the "I can't belive I wanted to fark that" slope, it's good to see a guy living his dream

Not that Maxim spends much time on either breasts or beer, but if you're a big enough douche to work for them, you probably think you're "all that"

/DNRTFA

brian7dog: Not that Maxim spends much time on either breasts or beer, but if you're a big enough douche to work for them, you probably think you're "all that"

/DNRTFA

wow. is it that serious?

Maxim = How to be a total douchebag

I believe this was when she was at her peak.

NSFW

Maxim in a nutshell, yesterday's hotties for yesterday's douchebags. There was a brief shining moment where that magazine was fresh and interesting. Now it's 60 pages of soft porn for teens and 20 pages of fashion pics with hot guys for gay teens who are in the closet but want to pass as straight by owning Maxim.

Crap mag, crap tfa.

(Sponsored Link)

/Gah.
//Toss my salad.

You know who else likes boobies and beer?

But to be fair, most of the hate in this thread is due to the fact that they don't currently HAVE this guy's job.

/Lucky SOB
//my job sucks more than his does.

Well, seeing Maxim caters for the tiny spec of metrosexual in all of us (yes, even you), I can see why he wants to quit Maxim.

First it was Details... Which turned into a gay men's fashion mag. Then Maxim, which turned into a Frat Douche handbook. Then FHM, which sucked right out of the gate.

Any suggestions? What's your favorite right now?

Did anyone actually read the article? 'Cause it's actually pretty cool.

RPL, I came here to say the same thing, I muchly enjoyed the article.

Subby didn't tell me TFA was gonna be a 500 page book...

Only fags read Maxim. Gun hating lame as farking magazine.

fivenodes 2008-01-06 02:36:36 AM
First it was Details... Which turned into a gay men's fashion mag. Then Maxim, which turned into a Frat Douche handbook. Then FHM, which sucked right out of the gate.

Any suggestions? What's your favorite right now?

Penthouse Black Label, while we're sharing

cambie: Only fags read Maxim. Gun hating lame as farking magazine.

I attempted diagraming your sentence.

/My bad
//You are 15, right?

worst

magazine

ever.

(unless you're a barely illiterate budding rapist who's into lame 'definitive' lists, gizmo and clothing porn, conceited asswads dictating your taste in music based on what's the fad of the second and explosions that is, then, by all means fn HAVE AT.)

djZorbof: I believe this was when she was at her peak.

WANT!

Didn't this guy host that Fox News talk show "Red Eye" a while back, the one Drew appeared on a few times?. I haven't finished reading the article yet too many words, so much white real estate but it does seem to be a good read so far.

Sweet jesus what a vapid retard. Who the hell needs cosmo for men? cosmo is dumb enough. Magazines are 90% advertisements anyway, god knows how they get people to pay $5 for them

Why read Maxim or other similar magazines when porn is free and better on the internet?

Ed Finnerty: cambie: Only fags read Maxim. Gun hating lame as farking magazine.

I attempted diagraming your sentence.

/My bad
//You are 15, right?

The first sentence is fine. In the second, read "as" as "ass."

Son of That Guy: Carmen Electra's beer, huh? Hadn't realized that was such a common point of interest. Her breasts, I can see that, but her beer? Honestly?

I came here to point that out myself, only to find the Boobies already nailed it. Seriously, this guy's an editor?

/Don't demand perfect English in casual speech
//Unless such knowledge is part of your job description.

rpl: Did anyone actually read the article? 'Cause it's actually pretty cool.

Yep, as a Brit I think he's got us summed up pretty well.

Anyone fancy going to the pub?

moothemagiccow: Ed Finnerty: cambie: Only fags read Maxim. Gun hating lame as farking magazine.

I attempted diagraming your sentence.

/My bad
//You are 15, right?

The first sentence is fine. In the second, read "as" as "ass."

But is is lame-ass farking or lame ass-farking? I think it's the second, and the poster is more interested in other, less lame, ass-farking mags.

But that's just me.

Newsflash: Closeted gay guys always say they think plastic skanks like Carmen Electra and Pamela Anderson are hot to try to appear not gay. They also claim they "like beer". No you don't, you Pinot Noir-sipping fairy.

Glad to see I'm not the only one hating Maxim. What a POS, low-IQ rag. And everything operationdinosaurfingers said.

Farker Soze: No you don't, you Pinot Noir-sipping fairy.

The next time I have an argument, I'm using that line regardless of topic.

Christ that was an overly long, self indulgent article.

All that in hopes to see Carmen's Boobies...I should have just come to Fark.

Farker Soze: Newsflash: Closeted gay guys always say they think plastic skanks like Carmen Electra and Pamela Anderson are hot to try to appear not gay. They also claim they "like beer". No you don't, you Pinot Noir-sipping fairy.

What if they aren't closeted, but also claim this?

/ Just curious.

Maxim target demographic is guys worried their peener's too small.

So, I wasn't aware that Carmen Electra has gotten so "DO NOT WANT", and I was hoping that somebody would post a recent picture to illustrate.

Radworld4: Christ that was an overly long, self indulgent article.


Agreed. No wonder he got fired there in London and in NYC. Who could put up with that?

For some reason I think the idiots that say magazines like Maxim suck are the same idiots that think Wes Anderson should direct every movie ever made.