"If you guess what's up on that board, you take home the jackpot and move on to the Fast Money round for a chance to win some BIG money. Name something that a family will do when an argument about computer use breaks out."

"Behave rationally?"

"Survey SAYS!"

...

X

Of course he doesn't have a comment. He's too busy telling people he doesn't believe in god.

What?

Oh.

See what happens when you don't beat your wife and children... they beat you!!!...

I can haz my son's ipod?

iBrawl?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "If you guess what's up on that board, you take home the jackpot and move on to the Fast Money round for a chance to win some BIG money. Name something that a family will do when an argument about computer use breaks out."

"Behave rationally?"

"Survey SAYS!"

...

X

I heart you. LMAO

Aw, jees, not Kitsap County again. Gonna need a new tag.

flawless Boobies.

And by 'Boobies' I mean Boobies.

/filtering the 9th post ftl. :i

10 years ago, $20,000 was worth a lot more money than it is today. The Jewish producers are getting greedy again.

This thread + The Times explores why women are getting angry, noting that chicks don't like it when you call them "broads" = ?

You provide the answers.

/approves

"It's my sex box, and her name is Sony."

/couldn't find image
//don't gis "sex box"
///you've been warned

Kitsap County deputies were called to the house on the 26000 block of Trophy Lane

Yeah, they sound like real winners.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "If you guess what's up on that board, you take home the jackpot and move on to the Fast Money round for a chance to win some BIG money. Name something that a family will do when an argument about computer use breaks out."

"Behave rationally?"

"Survey SAYS!"

...

X

Thread over! Full of WIN, A++++, will laugh again.

How old is this "kid"
My dad woulda knocked me slap out
My mom woulda knocked me slap out

no police woulda been involved, cause I woulda been knocked slap out

Here's some parenting advice: get the fark off WoW so your kid can use the computer, dad. I mean, he can go to town idle for the few minutes it takes to load up a few songs.

The aristocrats!

Sorry, if my dad told me no to something, and then I went right ahead and did it anyway right in front of him, I would have been nursing a sore ass for a couple of days, and the same goes for my mom. What the hell ever happened to discipline? Taking the little snot's iPod away was the CORRECT response, because the kid is obviously not mature or patient enough to deserve it.
If I had ever kicked my dad in the groin I don't think I would be here posting this. I'd probably be in a veggie ward or pushing up daisies or, more likely, living under a bridge because I was too scared to return home. I don't fear my father more than I fear any other person...but I respect him immensely.

the funniest part is not only does the kid attack his dad, but the mom shows up and starts punching the dad in the face too. That story is so ridiculous it made me laugh.

That man needs a new family. fast.

Survey says...Match Game was better!

Posted by tony_e30 on January 5, 2008 at 9:05 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Must have been the new 80 gigafight iPod Scuffle that debuted over the holidays.
Is this guy a Farker?

Also unavailable, for different reasons.

"Mom" says dad's too strict?
The fact that the kid bit his dad to get the iPod back proves he wasn't strict at all.
The fact that dad said wait and the kid didn't proves there was no discipline.
The fact that mom sides with kid over dad shows the boy will most likely be in prison one day.

boylston: Sorry, if my dad told me no to something, and then I went right ahead and did it anyway right in front of him, I would have been nursing a sore ass for a couple of days, and the same goes for my mom. What the hell ever happened to discipline? Taking the little snot's iPod away was the CORRECT response, because the kid is obviously not mature or patient enough to deserve it.
If I had ever kicked my dad in the groin I don't think I would be here posting this. I'd probably be in a veggie ward or pushing up daisies or, more likely, living under a bridge because I was too scared to return home. I don't fear my father more than I fear any other person...but I respect him immensely.

Right on, except my stepdad would have crippled me. He didn't take any disrespect, and I still don't disrespect him as a grown man.

/FTW

I be tossin, enforcin, my style is awesome
I'm causin more Family Feud's than Richard Dawson
And the survey said -- ya dead
Fatal Flying Guillotine chops off your farkin head!

Smart money says the dad is an abusive prick. Way to discredit your wife to the media, asshole.

Gimmick: Smart money says the dad is an abusive prick. Way to discredit your wife to the media, asshole.

If he were abusive, the kid would have been too scared to fight him.

Fail.

I can't stop laughing at the fact that the poor guy got bitten and kicked in the balls by his kid and then punched in the face by his wife.

Kazuya: I be tossin, enforcin, my style is awesome
I'm causin more Family Feud's than Richard Dawson
And the survey said -- ya dead
Fatal Flying Guillotine chops off your farkin head!

I came in here for the Wu, and I wasn't disappointed.

Co-Worker: How's the weekend there, Bob?

Father: Son bit me on the finger for not letting him download music. Wifey punched me several times in the face when she saw us fighting. And that was only FRIDAY!

/horrible way to begin a weekend.

It took a whole lot of posts before someone said 'the aristocrats'

For shame farkers

I bit my dad once.

The guy went through my backpack and found a valentine from my boyfriend. Dad thought it would be funny to read it aloud to the whole family. Tried to grab it from him but he was able to read it while shoving me away. That's when I started biting & scratching. Dad roared and knocked me across the room. I was grounded for a month.

/regrets not gouging out his eyes

Sometimes, losing half of your property and paying child support is worth it.

Oldiron_79, I was gonna do it but you beat me there. Kudos!

penthesilea: I bit my dad once.

The guy went through my backpack and found a valentine from my boyfriend. Dad thought it would be funny to read it aloud to the whole family. Tried to grab it from him but he was able to read it while shoving me away. That's when I started biting & scratching. Dad roared and knocked me across the room. I was grounded for a month.

/regrets not gouging out his eyes

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Come Thanksgiving or a family reunion, read out his personal e-mail and/or distribute embarrassing photos. For bonus hilarity...send it to his boss.

belhade: Here's some parenting advice: get the fark off WoW so your kid can use the computer, dad. I mean, he can go to town idle for the few minutes it takes to load up a few songs.

QFT.

Ray Combs is left hanging.

/obscure?

ParagonComplex: /obscure?

Nothing, yes, nothing is obscure on Fark.

Proof? What was the memory address of the HGR2 area in the Apple ][?

$4000

SnarfVader: Aw, jees, not Kitsap County again. Gonna need a new tag.

Yeah no shiat.

FTA: She punched her husband in the face several times, then she and the son left. The father told deputies she had a history of mental illness and had attempted suicide in the past.

Now would be a good time to leave, pal. Plenty of other fish in the sea.

Kazuya: I be tossin, enforcin, my style is awesome
I'm causin more Family Feud's than Richard Dawson
And the survey said -- ya dead
Fatal Flying Guillotine chops off your farkin head!


Mza who was that? aiyyo, the Wu is back
Makin' naggas go bo bo!, like on Super Cat
Me fear no-one, oh no, here come
The Wu-Tang shogun, killer to the eardrum!

isn't that what you call family love or what???

but seriously... I would have gotten the snot kicked out of me by both parents... knocked out then woken up just to get knocked out once more!!!

cedarpark: HGR2

$F3D4 -3116 i think

And you west side snobs dare make fun of Spokane?!?!