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submitter: Mike Huckabee signed off as Arkansas Governor by handing Rolling Stones rocker Keith Richards a pardon

Who did Keith Richards rape?

Yea, because if there's one thing hyped-up rich rock stars need is more pardons for their crimes. What a great nation we live in, where the common superstar doesn't have to answer for their behavior.

wayne dumont?

I wonder how it would go if a governor decided to preferentially pardon apostates.
Probably would be in for more criticism than the Huckster gets for doing that to born-agains.

Jesus loves me.
Yes, Jesus loves me.
This I know.
For the Bible tells me so.

Because I'm sure Keith Richards was just worried sick about that all these years and spent many sleepless nights knowing he had a traffic ticket in Arkansas.

Of course he did. To try to execute Keith Richards would be futile. How many electrocutions has he survived already?

But considering all of the innocent unborn that he saved, I think we can let this one go.

Anyone hear the NPR interview with him? I was pretty impressed by the way Maura Liason cornered him on the whole Evangelical issue. She asked him if that helped him in Iowa and he somewhat agreed.

Then she asked him if that would hold him up in NH. He waffled and said they didn't have enough time to cover all the things he wanted (i.e. Religion). Therefore he is only running ads about "Fiscal Responsibility".

What a crock of shiat.

Well Golly! Mr. Huckabee thinks the planet is only 6000 years old! These people scare me...

KramericaWallet:
Jesus loves me.
Yes, Jesus loves me He loves me a bunch
This I know. Because He always puts Skippy
For the Bible tells me so. In my lunch

FTFY.

I think the overall lesson we should learn is that if Huckabee becomes president, you should either learn to play an instrument, or give yourself over to Jesus. It will be like a get out of jail free card.

"Golly, we finally get the Rolling Stones in Arkansas, and they have to obey the law? That happened when I was young, so now that I'm old and have power, I'll make sure they at least receive no consequences from ignoring the law for a quarter century. Now I am hip and forgiving, like Jesus!"

It was just a bit of reckless driving.

It's not like they murdered a hooker.

No way, you have to be really good at playing the instrument: "If you can play guitar like Keith Richards, I'd do it for you."

Definitely easier to accept Jesus as your lord and savior.

So Eddie Van Halen could have been pardoned for mass murder in Arkansas when Huckabee was the governor?

This ABSOLUTELY PROVES that Obama or Hillary should be President.

/sarcasm
//who cares about a traffic ticket pardon

MTV Killed the Punk Rock Star: Well Golly! Mr. Huckabee thinks the planet is only 6000 years old! These people scare me...

Mike Seaver and his banana would like a word with you.

Anyone else think of "I (heart) Huckabee"?

/Great movie

farkabee.

zagadka: Yea, because if there's one thing hyped-up rich rock stars need is more pardons for their crimes. What a great nation we live in, where the common superstar doesn't have to answer for their behavior.

Oh he's just sucking up the hippie vote where possible.

And Keith slips through the steely fingers of justice again.

I guess this is the only chance you guys are going to get to shiat on him. I doubt he has any shot at NH.

There'll be plenty of threads before the NH primary, and then we can all shiat on McCain for a while.

"When you can play guitar like Keith Richards, I'll pardon you too."
- Mike Huckabee

Huck-a-you
Huck-a-me
Mike Huckabee.

The sad thing is that Huckabee's scientific beliefs won't get him laughed off the debate stage.

Living in 2,000 year old myths is cool guys.

dameron: submitter: Mike Huckabee signed off as Arkansas Governor by handing Rolling Stones rocker Keith Richards a pardon

Who did Keith Richards rape?

Win.

Compare actions late in one's governorship:

Huckabee - Pardons a minor traffic offense by a rock star
Clinton the 1st - Signs off on the execution of a mentally retarded man

/not a Republican

Death throes.

Yar, pardoning pirates is so 1700s.

MiamiBlues: Compare actions late in one's governorship:

Huckabee - Pardons a minor traffic offense by a rock star
Clinton the 1st - Signs off on the execution of a mentally retarded man

/not a Republican

This is a valuable comparison.

If we were all handed portal guns, you'd be that dude who made a portal on the floor and the ceiling.

And then thought about momentum as you hit 200 MPH.

Can anyone imagine that if Keith Richards and Ronnie Wood were in a car together and not driving recklessly?

/They were probably driving a limo on fire, the wrong way, at 120 mph.
//Limozeen!