forgot my tux

Word has it that the Polar Bear exhibit is not up to snuff, so I wouldn't be taunting them either.

Yes, Rico, Kaboom!

They better not try that at the Megalopolis Zoo.

do not taunt dynamite penguin.

Flowers, etc., two to three times as much at Tatiana's pile than that of human asshat.

teto85: Flowers, etc., two to three times as much at Tatiana's pile than that of human asshat.

I love it. If I lived down there, I would have brought flowers for the tiger too.

karendotcom: Word has it that the Polar Bear exhibit is not up to snuff, so I wouldn't be taunting them either.

"Hey Polar Bear, you think you're so cool, well you're not, you're a, you're a puta bear, that's what you are."

as long as they leave dynamite monkey (new window) alone...

I visited SF for the first time on New Year's. It was pretty awesome, I can see why you Bay Aryans love living there so much.

/and now I can't stop saying "hella"

kwirk: Bay Aryans

Gay Nazis?

kwirk: and now I can't stop saying "hella"

This would be the main reason I'm leaving the bay area.

That and the gay nazis.

Hella.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Gay Nazis?

I went to the Castro District, that place is hella gay

Unavailable for comment.

kwirk: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Gay Nazis?

I went to the Castro District, that place is hella gay

Are you trying to compare Nazis and Communists? Cause didn't they like not get along very well?

It's a conspiracy. The zoo bred the tiger since birth to kill a human, and the fence was just low enough so the tiger could escape. They knew this would cause attendance to increase substantially. The bastards.

/I kid, I kid

Black Zombie Jesus: It's a conspiracy. The zoo bred the tiger since birth to kill a human, and the fence was just low enough so the tiger could escape. They knew this would cause attendance to increase substantially. The bastards.

/I kid, I kid

You could have just said "publicity stunt."

/short, sweet, simple.
//keep it that way.

Black Zombie Jesus: It's a conspiracy. The zoo bred the tiger since birth to kill a human, and the fence was just low enough so the tiger could escape. They knew this would cause attendance to increase substantially. The bastards.

/I kid, I kid

I wish they'd breed a few of those to hang around the mall where I work, so a couple more punk ass teenagers can bite the dust too.

teto85: Flowers, etc., two to three times as much at Tatiana's pile than that of human asshat.

Pic!

I'm sure the attendance went up the second week the Colosseum was open. Time for a Christian school field trip.

/window seat please

They found a slingshot and glass bottles where the kid died. Im headin down there to morn the loss of a good tiger.

/casto district is definately hella gay.
//Ive called myself a bay aryan without thinking about it.

"Dopey farked a penguin...."

Seacop: kwirk: and now I can't stop saying "hella"

This would be the main reason I'm leaving the bay area.

Lived in the Bay Area all my life, I do not say "hella" (an affliction that seems to mostly reside in my sister), But am mystified as to why this little bit of slang has become the pet peeve of so many.

kwirk: I visited SF for the first time on New Year's. It was pretty awesome, I can see why you Bay Aryans love living there so much.

/and now I can't stop saying "hella"

Rollin' wit my beezies in the Yay...

"hella" is hecka played out.

I wouldn't doubt that the spectators will be rooting for the Tigers

I'm trying to start a trend of saying "heavena"

lazario They found a slingshot and glass bottles where the kid died.

Not according to the police. According to the paper that said Gephardt was the VP pick four years ago.

/Too soon?

Everyone loves a train wreck.

kwirk:
/and now I can't stop saying "hella"

A quick boot to the head should cure that.

/do we really say it that much?

xombie_a_go_go: /Too soon?

Not in this case, my friend.

I feel really bad about the poor tiger dying. It's a shame people don't teach their kids not to tease animals. Anybody who grows up around cats would know better than to tease a tiger.

/was just petting a lion this morning
//Ya Rly! Got pics!!

Wow, Fark sure has a lot of misanthropes, just like America. It's quite a small step from dehumanizing the dead kid and the likes of Abu Gharib. People simply devalue humans these days. Well that has always been the case, I doubt there was too much mourning when slaves/serfs died.

I feel for the kid and his family. Who doesn't make dumbass decisions sometime in their life. Maybe when your children die tragically, you will see the difference.

Suicidal Writer: Wow, Fark sure has a lot of misanthropes, just like America. It's quite a small step from dehumanizing the dead kid and the likes of Abu Gharib. People simply devalue humans these days. Well that has always been the case, I doubt there was too much mourning when slaves/serfs died.

I feel for the kid and his family. Who doesn't make dumbass decisions sometime in their life. Maybe when your children die tragically, you will see the difference.

I teach my child not to tease an animal, because if the animal hurt him when he's picking on it, it's his fault, not the animal's. So if something does happen to him, at least it won't be due to that stupid conduct.

And it's not a "small step" from saying the kid caused his own death to participating in torture - that's a HUGE farking step. And only a holier-than-thou douchebag would make that connection.

Suicidal Writer: Wow, Fark sure has a lot of misanthropes, just like America. It's quite a small step from dehumanizing the dead kid and the likes of Abu Gharib. People simply devalue humans these days. Well that has always been the case, I doubt there was too much mourning when slaves/serfs died.

I lol'd

I think one of the tigers showcased on the SF Zoo episode of
DIRTY JOBS (that was just rerun over the weekend) was the one
that killed that guy.

Kinda creepy.

/The tiger, not Mike Rowe.

Suicidal Writer: Wow, Fark sure has a lot of misanthropes, just like America. It's quite a small step from dehumanizing the dead kid and the likes of Abu Gharib. People simply devalue humans these days. Well that has always been the case, I doubt there was too much mourning when slaves/serfs died.

I feel for the kid and his family. Who doesn't make dumbass decisions sometime in their life. Maybe when your children die tragically, you will see the difference.

Wait, we should value some punk who taunted an animal that could and would kill him?

What's next? Think of the child molesters?

Sure, I've made some dumbass decisions in my life, but this was beyond dumbass.

Sorry, dumbass kids who taunted the tiger. No sympathy for you.

/plenty of sympathy for the tiger

Suicidal Writer: Wow, Fark sure has a lot of misanthropes, just like America. It's quite a small step from dehumanizing the dead kid and the likes of Abu Gharib. People simply devalue humans these days. Well that has always been the case, I doubt there was too much mourning when slaves/serfs died.

I feel for the kid and his family. Who doesn't make dumbass decisions sometime in their life. Maybe when your children die tragically, you will see the difference.

If you pee on an electric fence, who do you blame?

I'd like one ticket to board the "Suicidal Writer is a holier-than-thou douchebag express" please.

The kids got what was coming to them. I don't even tease a HOUSE cat, much less a big cat that weighs twice as much as I do.

You tease the tiger, put your leg in their enclosure, you pay the price.

/karma is a biatch

mud_shark: Wait, we should value some punk who taunted an animal that could and would kill him?

What's next? Think of the child molesters?

Sure, I've made some dumbass decisions in my life, but this was beyond dumbass.

Sorry, dumbass kids who taunted the tiger. No sympathy for you.

/plenty of sympathy for the tiger

1. It's not about valuing his actions, but simply understanding he was a human being. A member of species has died, and is gone forever. I can't claim to be personally moved, as I did not know him. I feel for those that knew him and cared about him. I can only feel for him in the sense that I feel for all people who die that I don't know.

2. Just because someone is a child molester doesn't mean they aren't human. They are already in a hell in their own head, but the signs of a progressive and ethical society will always be associated with how we treat the downcast and outcasts, be they criminal or not.

3. I don't know if you have to even have sympathy. I'm simply saying think of the friends and family, and think that a human being died. He came into the world innocent, like all of us. Who knows what went wrong in his life?

That_Bob_Guy: /do we really say it that much?

At the NYE party I was talking to a dude going to school at Berkeley and he said it about a dozen times in the span of a 2 minute convo, so yeah, I guess so...

Suicidal Writer: Wow, Fark sure has a lot of misanthropes, just like America. It's quite a small step from dehumanizing the dead kid and the likes of Abu Gharib. People simply devalue humans these days. Well that has always been the case, I doubt there was too much mourning when slaves/serfs died.

I feel for the kid and his family. Who doesn't make dumbass decisions sometime in their life. Maybe when your children die tragically, you will see the difference.

I give you props for giving it the old college try in a thread that doesn't really lend itself to flame war, but I think it's just a little too obvious. The chain of reasoning isn't all that much more outlandish than some real arguments, but it's too creative to be mistaken for anything but trolling.

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