we are young! heartache to heartache, we stand
no promises, no demands;
skull on a battlefield

(slaps kingMountain)

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Because both he and Gildstern are dead!

/I'll admit it, kingMountain
//I ROFL'd

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Because both he and Gildstern are dead!

Congratulations sir, you win one Internet

Now, does anyone have a map of where exactly they found the skull? I have the set of maps showing the hour by hour positions of each regiment, I'm sure we can narrow it down.

It's a relic from the Mr. Skullhead show, of course.

Left over from the dead terrorist sketch?

"Look at this, Sergeant. It's some sort of earthen barricade... very old. Looks like somebody round here was waitin' for a fire-fight.

So that's where I left it! I swear I'd lose my own head if it weren't attached.

Those crazy Tennessee bastards will probably have half of Arlington dug up looking for more bodies if somebody doesnt tell them.

kingMountain: we are young! heartache to heartache, we stand
no promises, no demands;
skull on a battlefield

You sir, win at life.

Human skull found in remote area of Stones River National Battlefield Park. If only one could think of a logical reason to find a skull on a battlefield


Sunspots?


/I'm in an odd mood tonight...

I came in here to -

kingMountain: we are young! heartache to heartache, we stand
no promises, no demands;
skull on a battlefield

- oh nevermind

Police are investigating the discovery of a human skull that was first found in Murfreesboro on Friday afternoon.

So much win in that sentence.

Why are the police investigating the discovery of the skull and not the skull itself? And exactly how many times was that skull found?

I guess "Police are investigating a human skull discovered Friday afternoon in Murfreesboro" just doesn't have that local news pizazz.

kingMountain: we are young! heartache to heartache, we stand
no promises, no demands;
skull on a battlefield

Thread over. Nothing else to see here, folks. Move along.

/shakes fist at kingMountain for thinking of it first

Turn around,
Turn around,
There's a human skull on the ground...

Has anyone told the joke about the polish policemen who found a body in a cemetery yet?

Later identified as Colonel A.P. Yorick.

My high school cross country team used to practice at that battlefield. We swam in that quarry a lot.

/it was kind of weird running through areas where thousands of people died
//here's the quarry on Google Maps: link

Stones River? Skull? There's a Keith Richards joke here somewhere, but I'm too high right now...

seaseasea

I have cast thee down to Hell.. Enjoy.. ;)

/I was doing an interperative dance..?
//TMBG FTW!

So long as it wasn't one of these... getting so sick of that crap.

thelordofcheese

And you get one for the "Voltaire" reference..

/This is the life, you see.. The Devil tips his hat to me..

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And you get one for the "Voltaire" reference..

/This is the life, you see.. The Devil tips his hat to me..

Those are the only 3 I could think of off the top of my head.
/g'nite, ladies & gents!

It's the REAL Kennewick Man.

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I have cast thee down to Hell.. Enjoy.. ;)

/I was doing an interperative dance..?
//TMBG FTW!

Wow. Thanks! That is really cool! You are a gentleFarker and a scholar... That sounds way dirtier than I mean it to...

/not only down to Hell (which is an interesting choice of words for my line of work), but maybe back into my snail shell as well?

That quarry is a scurry place! No telling what's at the bottom underneath the water...

kingMountain: we are young! heartache to heartache, we stand
no promises, no demands;
skull on a battlefield

Still giggling.

kingMountain: we are young! heartache to heartache, we stand
no promises, no demands;
skull on a battlefield

So much win, that your comment is now just the d beneath my wings.

Police are investigating the discovery of a human skull that was first found in Murfreesboro on Friday afternoon.

What I want to know is where was it found the second time on Saturday evening?

/Can I hide it for the third time they find it?
//Bet I hide it good

kingMountain: we are young! heartache to heartache, we stand
no promises, no demands;
skull on a battlefield

I see what you did there.

M'boro FTW. I lived there for eight years, and there are a lot of good things to be said for it. Stones River is an awesome place to visit.

In other news, a 2-seat Cessna 150 crashed into a cemetary near Bismark, North Dakota last night. Emergency crews sent to the scene have recovered 150 bodies, and think there may be more victims.

//obvious...

This is what happens when you don't build Walmarts on historic sites.

"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."


/shouldnt be obscure

darth_nick23: "When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."


/shouldnt be obscure

Is that a Deep Thought?

IHateMidgets: //obvious...

Janeane Garofalo is such a random looking woman. Some times, she looks really attractive (like that picture). Some times, she looks just hideous. This effect seems totally unrelated to how drunk I am, as well. Odd.

47:59:59...

Was it the IWHBYD skull? That was the hardest one to get.

FTFA

"near a rock quarry behind the Stones River National Battlefield Park."

Might not be battle related.

I once found what looked like a human rib while at a campout on a place down in Maryland near the W.Va border, while going into the woods for a quick leak. A local said that's nothing, the place was apparently pretty central for armies during the Civil War and lots of guys who were wounded and wandered off or had dysentary and were too weak to get back up again after an attack just were never found again.

cynicalbastard: I once found what looked like a human rib while at a campout on a place down in Maryland near the W.Va border, while going into the woods for a quick leak. A local said that's nothing, the place was apparently pretty central for armies during the Civil War and lots of guys who were wounded and wandered off or had dysentary and were too weak to get back up again after an attack just were never found again.

Yeah... that's just what they want you to think.

/You're lucky they had just eaten.