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(Houston Chronicle) Interesting Suspect dies after eating the crack hidden in his crack   (chron.com) divider line 76
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Godscrack [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 06:02:26 PM  
Oh for heavens sake

 
awfulperson [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 06:07:20 PM  
EABOC?

 
ApocoLypstick [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 06:07:51 PM  
one down.....many, many to go.

 
AutumnSong 2008-01-05 06:10:17 PM  
That headline made me throw up in my mouth a little

 
angrymacface [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 06:11:46 PM  
Eew, he actually ate it? What, did he think he was on Super Fear Factor or something.

 
Bathroom Gumshoe 2008-01-05 06:24:17 PM  
An ignominious demise most certainly.

 
Unright 2008-01-05 06:26:57 PM  
Silly rabbit....?

 
amazing_live_seamonkeys [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-05 06:29:30 PM  
img247.imageshack.us

You're doing it wrong!

 
dark side of the moon 2008-01-05 06:35:43 PM  
Here is an equaly disgusting, and true story.

My husband pulled over a woman for suspicion of driving under the influence. Once he got her out of the car he recognized her as a know drug offendant. He asked her if she had anything on her. She replied "no" (of course). So after failing a breathilizer and field sobriety he takes her down to the city jail to book her. While in the jail a female officer accompanies her into the cell while she changes into jail garb. While the girl was undressing, she kept shifting uncomfortably. The female officer asked her what the problem was. The girl didn't say anything and bent over to pull up her pants. When she bent over a bloody plastic bag fell to the floor. The girl was on the rag and had shoved a baggie full of meth up her hoo-ha. The female officer came walking out of the cell holding this bloody bag in her gloved hand with a look of shock and horror on her face. The girl faced several more charges after that.

True story. I will link to her mugshot if I can find it.

 
Fluff Girl [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 06:50:36 PM  
It probably tasted like a Chee-to.

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 06:55:10 PM  
YAY
darwin wins

we need to convince more idiots to eat the evidence when they are caught

 
dark side of the moon 2008-01-05 07:36:42 PM  
Here is her mugshot:

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Looks like she was arrested again this morning for another DUI.

http://www.co.utah.ut.us/Dept/Sheriff/InmateDetail.asp?id=209120

Sorry. No HMTL Skills.

 
dark side of the moon 2008-01-05 08:21:50 PM  
Here is a photo from her first arrest back in 2004. Classic.

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SpeelChuck [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 08:33:28 PM  
That is the most interesting use of the interesting tag I have seen so far. I LOL'd.
And eeewwwww.

 
kvetched 2008-01-05 08:34:36 PM  
theducks.org

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 08:34:55 PM  
So what was it that killed him? The crack or the...well...?

I mean, either one could have done it.

 
bmg 2008-01-05 08:37:15 PM  
His mugshot (pre death) is on the San Antonio Express website. Nice tats.

 
Baumer 2008-01-05 08:39:32 PM  
Somebody please photoshop a Brassiere (Brazoria) County Jail.

/no PS skills
//at work, anyway

 
Executive Monkey 2008-01-05 08:40:45 PM  
Another victim of the war on drugs.

 
LordJiro 2008-01-05 08:41:44 PM  
Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'Ass crack'

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 08:42:40 PM  
At least now he doesn't have to go to jail.

Dark Side, I LOLed at that second pic. I'm still laughing.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-01-05 08:42:56 PM  
subby was a ex or current drug addict/dealer
who else knows about sticking crack up your ass

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 08:45:31 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: subby was a ex or current drug addict/dealer
who else knows about sticking crack up your ass


Anyone who watches "Cops". Get real.

 
weemonkey 2008-01-05 08:45:40 PM  
All I can say is...
ew & ew!

 
Fluffy_the_cactus 2008-01-05 08:50:43 PM  
Executive Monkey: Another victim of the war on drugs natural selection.

There, fixed it for ya.

 
BuffsandEagles 2008-01-05 08:55:22 PM  
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries...

 
Talkc [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 08:57:31 PM  
Crack Sammich.

/delish

 
lou_cipher 2008-01-05 08:59:46 PM  
Gyrfalcon: So what was it that killed him? The crack or the...well...?

I mean, either one could have done it.


The jenkem?

 
Miss Misery 2008-01-05 08:59:55 PM  
This happened (sans death) to er, a.. friend.. of mine, who got arrested for smokes, ate the shrooms she was holding, and then tripped balls in the police station, messing with the cops as much as she could ("You like having my handcuffed, don't you?." ":slips out of handcuffs due to sweaty boomer: GOOD JOB YOU'RE REALLY RESTRAINING THIS VIOLENT CRIMINAL" Took over an hour to be fingerprinted because of said slippery hands, etc)
/good times
//i mean, so I hear
///From my friend...

 
182 2008-01-05 09:02:31 PM  
dark side of the moon: hoo-ha

HA!

 
clevershark 2008-01-05 09:04:19 PM  
Gyrfalcon: So what was it that killed him? The crack or the...well...?

An e.coli infection?

 
Talkc [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 09:09:20 PM  
It was a crack on crack crime.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 09:11:31 PM  
Meh. So is that more or less paperwork? I'm thinking more short-term, less long-term.

 
studebaker hoch 2008-01-05 09:14:16 PM  
That wasn't crack.

Crack is insoluble in water. If you ate it, I doubt it would readily get into your system.

Now if you smoked it, OTOH, out of one of those really nice glass pipes, you would get ridiculously high.

/For about five minutes. Then you'd spend three days and about two hundred bucks trying unsuccessfully to get that back. Don't do crack. I recommend E instead.

 
clevershark 2008-01-05 09:15:54 PM  
Eating crack from your crack is whack!

 
ScubaDude1960 [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 09:16:30 PM  
It's good to know that we live in a free country, where you can live your life the way you see fit, and the government will leave you alone kill you.

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 09:16:59 PM  
Crack is whack.

 
sjbiars 2008-01-05 09:29:48 PM  
Maybe some crack spackle would have saved his life.

 
Prowlgrin 2008-01-05 09:30:44 PM  
studebaker hoch: That wasn't crack.

Crack is insoluble in water. If you ate it, I doubt it would readily get into your system.



Yes, but your stomach doesn't break substances down with water does it? Crack can be reduced to coke (that, when snorted, is absorbed through your mucous membranes in your nose ... and at that it's pretty fast acting) with vinegar (the More You Know ...), so imagine what a stronger acid like the acid sloshing around your stomach ... your stomach - whose sole purpose is to break down and absorb the stuff fed into it. Not surprised the guy died in just under an hour ...

/Not that I don't wholly agree with you that E is awesome. So awesome, in fact, that it even appears twice in the word "awesome".

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 09:36:33 PM  
ApocoLypstick: one down.....many, many to go.

I like the way you think. *clicks profile, scans* And I like the way you look...Sodomy, Mmm-hmmm, powerful...rats...PUPPIES!

I like that biggun with the teeth showing (Mongeaux?). He looks like he's got some attitude.

 
carniemechanic 2008-01-05 09:38:15 PM  
DARWIN AWARD !!!

 
Soupysales [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 09:39:28 PM  
Rectum? It freakin' killed em'!

 
clevershark 2008-01-05 09:43:10 PM  
When I go out I put my cigarettes in my jacket pocket and go. When a crackhead goes out he picks up his baggie of crack, shoves it up his own arse, and goes.

I'll stick with my cunning "not shoving things up my bottom" plan, I think.

 
Mongo cut wood 2008-01-05 09:57:55 PM  
Did it leave a bad taste in his mouth?

 
plumbicon 2008-01-05 10:01:21 PM  
yeah, I'll bet crack dissolves in H2SO4...

What a way to go -- the BIG RUSH...

 
Talkc [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 10:04:29 PM  
What do you use to wash the taste of crack out of your mouth?

/made you think "which crack?".

 
dbaggins 2008-01-05 10:06:20 PM  
I'm going to go with "casualty of drug war"

he was busted for possession. Probably didn't know what would happen to him if he ate the stuff.

sad.

 
Soupysales [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 10:11:34 PM  
dbaggins: I'm going to go with "casualty of drug war"

he was busted for possession. Probably didn't know what would happen to him if he ate the stuff.

sad.


The guy ate crack out of his own ass. It's kind of difficult to generate any sympathy for him. Don't do the crime if you can't blah blah blah.

 
clevershark 2008-01-05 10:14:16 PM  
Mongo cut wood: Did it leave a bad taste in his mouth?

We don't know, the 2girls couldn't be reached for comments.

 
E.S.Q. 2008-01-05 10:15:44 PM  
PLEASE followup this one!

I wanna know if he died from crack rock, fake crack, or his own crack.

 
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